Other Character Email Strong Sad/Torture

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Summary

Strong Sad takes his revengeful vengence. Guestwritten by Tomiko the Muse, my sister.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, The Cheat, Strong Bad , DJ from Full House (easter egg), Brian Wilson (easter egg), Announcer

Transcript

STRONG SAD: Checking my e-mails...nothing else to do. {sigh}

Dear Strong Sad,

I hope we are good friends. Why don't you
get revenge on Strong Bad on the e-mail
named "radio" for changing your voice.
You could somehow change he's voice
into something that he hates.

Bowing to you,
Mitchell, Australia

STRONG SAD: Hey! Someone likes me! {is loved}

THE CHEAT: {squeaks} {Translation: It's probably some ugly doofus who's a crazy fanboy.} {walks off}

STRONG SAD: Mitch, my friend, I have considered vengence. But maybe not in the form you have considered. {walks into Strong Bad's room}

STRONG BAD: Hey, dumpus! What are you doing in my room?

STRONG SAD: Well...{takes out a remote, then points it at Lappy}

LAPPY: SPUTTERSPARKCOOCOOKUCHOOIAMTHEWALRUS {video from Full House}

STRONG BAD: NO! WHAT DID YOU DO TO LAPPY?

STRONG SAD: I programed it to only show Full House now. That's what you get for making me talk like that!

STRONG BAD: Butter for brains, if you don't fix it, you're not getting out of the bathtub this time!

STRONG SAD: I can't! You need a h4x0r for that!

THE CHEAT: {smiles} {golden tooth shimmer}

STRONG BAD: The Cheat! You gotta help me! Dorky killed Lappy! It only shows Full House now!

THE CHEAT: {squeaks} [Translation: What do you mean! What's wrong with Full House?] {bears fang} {clings to Strong Bad's neck}

STRONG BAD: AAAAAAAH! THE CHEAT! {runs screaming}

STRONG SAD: Hey, that worked out better than I thought! And Mitch, please stop stalking the fair [or not] people of Free Country.

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Full House picture:
DJ: Oh my god! It's the Beach Boys!
Brian Wilson: Ack. I'm going back to bed.
  • Click on The Cheat:

Announcer: It's the new Cheat Commandos Action Figure, Fang The Cheat! Blood drawing action! Real fangs! Sink his teeth in to your friends TODAY! "Buy all our playsets and toys!"


Fun Facts

Explanation

  • Lappy: SPUTTERSPARKCOOCOOKUCHOOIAMTHEWALRUS This refers to The Beatles. Remember: V. stoned.
  • Full House: I don't know if someone doesn't know about this. Really annoying sitcom. The Cheat thing is from when he held a party with DJ from Full House.
  • Easter Egg #1: Once, there was a Full House episode where the family met The Beach Boys. Brian Wilson had this problem where he stayed in bed all the time. Don't know much else.

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