Other Character Email Strong Sad/Comicworld

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Summary

Strong Sad goes to a very dangerous world, and finds out he's not Brad Pitt.

Cast(in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Female Voice, What's Her Face, Cheerleader, So-and-So, The Ugly One, Arrow'd Guy, The Eleven Year Olds

Transcript

{Cut to a piece of lined school paper. Strong Sad materializes into this world as a pencil drawing. He is holding a cell phone.}

STRONG SAD: {to phone} ...worse. Oh good, you transported me somewhere else.

FEMALE VOICE: {on phone} Not exactly. Now, don’t panic...

STRONG SAD: {panicking} I’m gonna die!

FEMALE VOICE: {on phone} I told you not to panic. Anyway, the force controlling you has sent you into this poorly drawn cartoon world. This is a very dangerous place, but as long as you stay away from the main cast, you’ll be all right.

STRONG SAD: Whose the main cast?

FEMALE VOICE: Four teenage girls.

STRONG SAD: Don’t worry then. Girls avoid me already.

FEMALE VOICE: Oh, that’s probably not true. Anyway, just hang out. There’s only a 69,251,191,194 to 1 chance that you’ll actually meet them, since this world is so big and mostly made of world history notes. I’ll talk to you later.

STRONG SAD: {puts down phone, talks to self} 69,251,191,194....that number sounds familiar. Well, I might as well answer an email.

{Strong Sad goes over to a drawing of a computer and opens up an email} 

Dear
STROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONG
SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD,
I just made you waste all that time longly saying your name! HA HA!

STRONG SAD: Or maybe not. I get some pretty stupid emails sometimes. I’ll think I’ll just walk around.

{Strong Sad walks along a poorly drawn city street, with famous battles of World War I written along the skyline. A few poorly drawn trucks and tanks go down the street, destroying caricatures of teachers.}

STRONG SAD: {walking while looking around} This is like Cool World, except with better animation and a tighter plotline. I didn’t need to panic...

{Strong Sad bumps into someone running and falls down. He looks over to see What’s Her Face sprawled on the ground. He gets up and helps her up. They look into each others eyes, then look away quickly}

WHAT’S HER FACE: {looking at ground} Um, thank you, anonymous.

STRONG SAD: {also looking at ground} Thank you, I mean, your welcome.

FEMALE VOICE: {over phone} Strong Sad!

WHAT’S HER FACE: Um, I’m sorry I ran into you.

STRONG SAD: I don’t mind. I fall down a lot anyway.

FEMALE VOICE: {over phone} STRONG SAD!!!

WHAT’S HER FACE: So, is that girl yelling at you your girlfriend?

STRONG SAD: No, she’s nobody, don’t worry!

FEMALE VOICE: {over phone} Strong Sad....

STRONG SAD: {to phone} I’ll talk to you later.

FEMALE VOICE: {over phone} But she’s...

{Strong Sad closes the phone}

STRONG SAD: So, do you like They Might Be Giants?

{Before she can answer, Cheerleader and So-And-So come running down the street}

CHEERLEADER: Hey! We need you to test these animal-not-tested cosmetics!

SO-AND-SO: Yeah, The Ugly One died already. {holds up a cage with a mouse with The Ugly Ones head on it}

THE UGLY ONE: I feel pretty...dead.

WHAT’S HER FACE: Hide me! {runs behind Strong Sad}

CHEERLEADER: What’s up, Mister Anno-ne, anno-ne, {pause} Maus.. Guy.

STRONG SAD: My name is Strong Sad.

SO-AND-SO: We’re the...

CHEERLEADER and SO-AND-SO: Teen Girl Squad!

THE UGLY ONE: {simultaneously} Mostly Dead Squad!

CHEERLEADER: We’re looking for our fourth member.

STRONG SAD: Wait, so you’re four teenage girls? I think I’ll leave now.

{Strong Sad sidesteps away, revealing What’s Her Face}

WHAT’S HER FACE: {to Strong Sad} Traitor!

{Cut to Strong Sad running away. The Teen Girl Squad runs after him}

STRONG SAD: At least I’m getting a lot of exercise lately. {opens phone}

FEMALE VOICE: I hate to say that I told you...

STRONG SAD: But you didn’t tell me so.

FEMALE VOICE: I was going to! Any way, try not to die.

STRONG SAD: Try not to die?

FEMALE VOICE: Yeah, it would be really inconvenient if you died.

CHEERLEADER: {to Strong Sad} Hey, you!

WHAT’S HER FACE: Why are we chasing him?

SO-AND-SO: Because he’s running. Like, duh!

THE UGLY ONE: {now on Lil’ Brudder’s body} I’m going to be a quarterback one day!

{The Arrow’d Guy (also known as The Man With The Big Mouth) dressed as an American football player falls on top of her.}

ARROW’D GUY: No you’re not!

THE UGLY ONE: Ow, my self-esteem!

WHAT’S HER FACE: Not this again.

{A sperm whale with the words “Copyright Infringement” falls on What’s Her Face}

SO-AND-SO: Just like Moby Dick!

{A bowl of petunias falls on her. Cut to Strong Sad and Cheerleader looking over at the mess.}

CHEERLEADER: Oops.

STRONG SAD: {angry} Why is this happening to me! What is going on! Who is controlling me! Oh, I don’t care, I’m leaving.

{Strong Sad walks off out of the lined paper world and on to an elevated highway at night}

STRONG SAD: {turns around} Huh?

FEMALE VOICE: Strong Sad, what did you do?

{to be continued}

Easter Egg

  • Click on the cell phone to see yet another scene with The Eleven Year Olds.
{The Eleven Year Olds look at the computer sadly.}
BOY #3: We're so screwed.
GIRL: No, Jamie, we are not screwed. For Strong Sad is still trapped, and our Mistress's power is greater than this interlopers.
BOY #1: You sound so gay, Megan.
GIRL: Girls can't be gay!

Fun Facts

H*R References

  • The Teen Girl Squad original appeared in the Strong Bad Email comic and later became a feature on the site. The world that the Teen Girl Squad lives in is unnamed, so for the purpose of this email I gave it the name Comicworld.
  • Lil' Brudder is a one-legged puppy who first appeared in the Strong Bad Email crying as a depressing drawing. He later got his own television show. "I'm going to be quarterback one day" is one of his lines.
  • Strong Sad is called "Anonymous" in this email as a reference to Anonymous from the Strong Bad Email rock opera.

Inside References

  • As I've mentioned before, to have a vague idea of what's going on, you have to read Danger.
  • Strong Sad's line about exercise refers to all the emails lately where he is running.

Real World References

  • Coolworld was a 1992 animated movie about a cartoon world. Brad Pitt was in this movie, hence the above summary.
  • 69.251.191.194 is Hysterical Woman's IP address.
  • They Might Be Giants is an alternative band. Strong Sad did a music video for them.
  • The sperm whale, the petunias, and What's Her Face's line before she died are all references to Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy.

Trivia

  • With this email, all of The Eleven Year Olds names are know.
  • This is the first time Strong Sad has closed the cell phone. Don't ask how he could talk to the Female Voice without redialing.

Related Links

Other Character Email
Strong Sad Email


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