Other Character Email Strong Sad/Blue thing

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Summary

Dig your grave!

Strong Sad escapes from the Planet of the...what the heck is that?

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad, Sterrance, Strong Bad, Missy Palmer, Marzipan(easter egg)

Transcript

STRONG SAD: {singing softly} Fingertips....on my keyboard...

Strong Sad,
Aren't you that guy who hit me in the eye?
Thanks,
John

STRONG SAD: {begins typing} Dear John...{jumps out of chair} What's that blue thing doing here!

STRONG BAD: That's just Sterrance. He's going to be staying in your room. {holds out fist} You got a problem with that?

STRONG SAD: Yes!

STRONG BAD: Too bad!

{Strong Bad punches him in the gut and leaves. Sterrance sniffs him and then starts chewing on his sheets. Strong Sad gets back on the computer.}

STRONG SAD: {typing, angry} That's it! Consider this a "Dear John" letter! I'm going to ask for resignation, going to speak to the man in charge!

{Picks up phone and dials number, slowly, because it's a rotary phone}

STRONG SAD: Can I speak with the Brothers Chap?

MISSY PALMER: {on phone} Sorry, they're in another land, would you like to speak with the hotel dectective instead?

STRONG SAD: No thanks, I'll call back later. {pause} You sound familar.

MISSY PALMER: {on phone} Yeah, I get that a lot. Have a nice day.

{Strong Sad hangs up phone. Sterrance has made a mess of his room}

STRONG SAD: I can't wait for them. I'm leaving!

{Next scene: Strong Sad is in a space capsule}

STRONG SAD: I feel old and foolish now.

LION: {in Russian} <Dig your grave!>

{End of transmission}

Easter Eggs

  • Press the words "resignation" for this scene:

{Marzipan, as an angel, hovers in the air}
MARZIPAN: When you're falling for an angel doesn't mean you have to throw your body off a building.
{Widen shot to show Strong Sad falling}
STRONG SAD: I just know they're talking about me on a pinhead.

  • Press the lion on the end to hear this.

HYSTERICAL WOMAN: Is that enough TMBG for you?

Fun Facts

  • This email is choked full of "They Might Be Giants" references. Try to find them all.

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