Other Character Email Strong Sad/Jam

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Summary

Strong Sad shows some of his non-fruit jams.

Cast (in order of appearance): Strong Sad

Transcript

STRONG SAD: How terrible it is to be some email. {opens email}

Dear Strong Sad,
You are an awesome rap artist! Do you any
more slick jams? I mean, "The Quill. The
Page. Lyric. Rampage. Word up." Genius!
You MUST show me more.
Sincerely,
Gregorigo

STRONG SAD: {reads email} Wow, it's not every day that a Late Renaissance painter emails me. It's been like, two weeks since that happened. But why is he intersted in my jams? Though I did win the county fair for them. {holds up a jar which says "Strong Sad's Slick Jams" and has a "Support the Troops" ribbon on it} Oh wait, he means my poetry. {starts typing} Dear Gregorio, I'm glad you like my poetry. I was afraid only Marzipan and Homsar liked it. Well, I think Homsar likes it, but I don't know what he means by {imitating Homsar} "Tastes great, less filling". Anyway, let me get some more of my poetry.

{Strong Sad gets up and goes over to the filling cabinet. He opens a large drawer at the bottom and walks in. In the drawer is a drab grey hallway. At the end of the hallway is a British telephone booth. He enters the telephone booth. Inside the telephone is a kiosk with a chair next to it. Strong Sad fills out a paper and walks down a another hallway with chairs along the side. On each chair is a picture of a finger pointing down the hall. He opens a door. Inside is a strange stone door surrounded by water. He points a frown face shaped ring at the door, and the door opens and water falls from the sky. He climbs up a set of sprial stairs till he gets to a filling cabinet that looks like the one before.}

STRONG SAD: {catching his breath} I should have taken the elevator. {opens a drawer and takes out a piece of paper} Here's one. {reads it} 

Akbar,
Mahmoud,
Mendi,
Mohammad

STRONG SAD: Wait, that's a list of top candidates in the 2005 Iranian Presidental Nomination. Let me try again. {pull something else out} 

Mary, John,
Peter, Mary,
Michael, Mary

STRONG SAD: No, that's a list of Portuguese monarchs of the House of Braganza who ruled during the 19th century. {pulls something else out} 

First, Inner,
Outer, Last

STRONG SAD: That's a mneyomic for algebra equations in paranthesis. I can't find anything! {pulls something out} Here we go!

{Cut to Strong Sad's computer. We hear an elevator bell off-screen, then Strong Sad enters and sits down}

STRONG SAD: {starts typing} Here's a poem for you. 

Welcome to the ool
No P
Keep it that way

STRONG SAD: Um, it's not my best work, but it's popular. What do you think?

{the end}

Fun Facts

Explanations

Trivia

  • This is the first and so far only email where Strong Sad is the only character.

External Links

Other Character Email
Strong Sad Email


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