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Summary

Nebulon Email #8: "oneupman ship"

Nebulon goes to 1936, and devises a plot to make his life easier.

Date: August 15, 2005

Cast: Nebulon, Charles, Ghype, Stlunko, Tampo, Brody, Narrator, The Strong Bad, The Homestar Runner, 1-Up, Workbacks, 1936 Marzipan (easter egg)

Places: Nebulon's Base, The Field, Wharf, Oneupman Ship

Length: 111 Lines

Transcript

{Nebulon, Charles, and Ghype are sitting at the Mechy.}

NEBULON: And you have no modifications to make to him here?

CHARLES: Ghype is not acting suspicious. He is simply acting like something you built.

NEBULON: I build good things!

{Two doors open. Astromunds spinning in circles, Uptants with gravity in effect, and Piedmonts walk from one door th the next. The doors slam shut.}

NEBULON: You set that up, didn't you?

CHARLES: {hint of suprise} Actually, I did not.

GHYPE: I lack social skills and nessesary equipment for a devious prank!

NEBULON: Well, I suppose it doesn't matter and has nothing to do with the plot and wacky villian of Season Two.

GHYPE: Enough with this talking, let's get to email rocking!

{Nothing happens.}

NEBULON: Let's check the email.

{The email appears on the Mechy.}

Dear the ruler of the universe,

What is your 1936 Form?


NEBULON: 1936? I wasn't alive then. So I guess this email isn't stupid.

CHARLES: Just out of curiousity, when were you born?

NEBULON: September 21, 1947, but does it matter? What does matter, though, it that you have no name.

GHYPE: His name is Frghysrym Qubtte. He can dance better than anyone but...

NEBULON: Why don't you dance off a cliff?

GHYPE: I tried that once!

NEBULON: Well, we can't time travel because Charles smashed the disc. Oh well. I guess it's time for this email to end.

CHARLES: Actually, I made a back up. I installed it on the Mechy 1337 already. There are to be no excuses this time.

NEBULON: Wait wait wait wait wait wait wait. And wait. Why do we want to time travel?

CHARLES: The Homestar Runner is the decendant of 1-Up. Killing him...

NEBULON: That's not allowed because it breaks the universe. Here, thake a look.

{The display "apocalypse" is on the Mechy screen. It then says "Edited for Nebulon Viewing."}

STLUNKO: Strong Bad's life signals are negative. He is dead.

TAMPO: {in stupid sounding voice} ...am dumb, I am stubid, I am idiot, I am moron, me IQ is -1,000,000, wheeeeeee...

NARRATOR: And so, {edit} Brody and Stlunko killed Strong Bad in the year 2005.

{"Scene missing!" flashes.}

NARRATOR: ...the world of 20X6 is no longer as we know it. It has become... empty, in a sense. Of course, without the {different voice} two bosses, Strong Bad was never killed. This will result in the creating of Stinkoman, the protecting of 1-Up and Pan Pan, and the creation of {edit}, Brody and Stlunko. This, of course, will result in Strong Bad's death. The cycle will continue endlessly until the tear it causes in the time/space continual grows so big, it destroys the entire universe, ending all life as we know it.

{The screen cuts back to the email.}

GHYPE: That is some serious heavy stuff. {Pause.} Unlike DANCE! Except clog, where you wear heavy shoes...

CHARLES: However, it is different...

NEBULON: How? Homestar Runner built 1-Up.

CHARLES: 1-Up never built anything, though. The only paradox is we wouldd see no need, but all we have to do is send an email to ourselves saying we need to kill The Homestar Runner.

NEBULON: Yeah, I'm sending you to have your brain patterns checked after this, because you're too smart.

CHARLES: I will enter the cordinates. {The world swirls. Nebulon, Charles, and Ghype are dumped at a wharf. They are black and white.}

THE STRONG BAD: Confound you! You landed in the filming site for "In Search of Outerplanetary Life"!

GHYPE: Color? Where's the color I need for dance cordination?

THE STRONG BAD: Don't mention the vile "dance". Captain Homestar Runner knows far too much of it. It's curtains for him!

GHYPE: DON'T INSULT DANCE!

{He rams The Strong Bad straight on.}

THE STRONG BAD: The Sneak! Let us part at once.

NEBULON: My head...

CHARLES: We need to work quickly. The Homestar Runner's boat is set to leave in fifteen minutes.

NEBULON: Behind us...

{The camera shifts. Behind the Neby Trio, a boat titled "Oneupman Ship" is pitching.}

CHARLES: This does not make sence...

GHYPE: Parties onboard! Don't delay, we need to hurry!

{He rushes onto the boat.}

NEBULON: Following? {He tramples onto the boat.}

CHARLES: Odd... {He flies onto the ship as well.}

{Nebulon is tipping the boat with his massive weight.}

GHYPE: {dissappointed} There are no parties yet...

NEBULON: Yeah, I know, the world is about to end.

NARRATOR: Little did he know...

NEBULON: ...that narrators are annoying and break the fourth wall? Nope, already knew that.

CHARLES: {offscreen} ...I might actually be genuinly suprised...

NEBULON: You looked at your programming? {He begins walking towards the voice.}

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What are you doing aboard my vessel?

NEBULON: I'm brom the Boat Inspection Agency, making sure your boat is up to par. {He stomps on the floor, making a hole.} It isn't. How many lawsuits would you like?

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: Blast your dang head.

{Nebulon walks into where Charles was calling from.}

NEBULON: What is it? Seen a--

{The camera pans to a corner, where a deactivated 1-Up, with his head open so you can see inside, is standing.}

CHARLES: Work couldn't have started already...

NEBULON: 1-Up? That's only an illusion...

1-UP: You got it right, Mr. Green! Oh yeah! Dancing may not be here...

CHARLES: You are not Ghype. You are an evil force...

1-UP: Aggggghhhhhhhh... that pudding didn't go down too well... {He fades. Ghype enters.}

GHYPE: I spiked right through that grayscale no partier!

CHARLES: Why was 1-Up here?

NEBULON: Can we just blame it on Tampo?

CHARLES: No, I would actually like some answers this time. And since The Leikand... The Liekand is in the present! And he will have survived!

NEBULON: I've got a better plan. Let's go back to the dock, where the computer is, and look it up on Answers.com.

GHYPE: That's too stupid, even for me! Oh yeah! Let's dance!

NEBULON: I'm sorry I have to do this, but...

GHYPE: Self-deactivating dance module...

CHARLES: What else can we do here? I want to return to the present.

NEBULON: Not yet. I want to destroy the ship first.

GHYPE: There's really no need, this girl's as lively as a steed!

{Behind them, the boat in on fire.}

NEBULON: Convenient. Let's go.

{They leave the compartment, but the exit to the ship is blocked by fire.}

CHARLES: Can you jump and break the floor? I am pretty sure that would work.

CROCODILE: {offscreen} Yes, do that!

VOICE: {offscreen} I'll help you!

{A being that looks like Nebulon in body and style appears, but his head is smaller and his eyes are unfocused. He is in grayscale, and is floating.}

1936 NEBULON: Rain. Goodbye.

{He dissapears, and the rain puts out the fire.}

NEBULON: Let's go back to the computer. I'm sure nothing will complicate us further.

{The group runs down to their computer. A standard "gentleman" is there.}

GENTLEMAN: Ah, good day. My name is Workbacks, or at least here it is.

NEBULON: What do you want, old man?

WORKBACKS: Because The Homestar Runner is dead, there's a slight problem.

CHARLES: We do not have time for this.

GHYPE: Ooh! Problem? I'm sure I can fix it NOW!

WORKBACKS: Well, see, it's actally pretty big...

NEBULON: Just tell us please. NOW.

WORKBACKS: 20X6 is drowned in pudding.

{The Paper falls, saying "Email Nebulon at nebymail@nebulon.com!"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Workbacks to see what happened to The Homestar Runner:

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: So I dodged the weapon.

1936 MARZIPAN: That's a good story!

Fun Facts

  • The scenes with the "apocalypse" email are from the Tampo Email, apocalypse.


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