Other Character Email Nebulon/history

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Summary

Nebulon Email #3: "history"

Nebulon talks about his history.

Date: July 13, 2005

Cast (in order of appearance): Nebulon, Charles, Greggo, Tampo, Brody, The Liekand, Homestar, Marzipan, Strong Bad, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Coach Z, People, Echoy Voice

Places: Nebulon's Base, Tampo's Base, The Field, Free COuntry Outskirts, Random City

Length: 70 Lines

Transcript

NEBULON: Another day. I suppose I'm going to check my email.

CHARLES: I understand. Another long winded adventure where you constantly lose your temper.

NEBULON: How many times have I told you to shut up so far?

NEBULON: That's it! {He opens up his filter system and filters the word "NEB-1" to "My all powerful ruler".}

CHARLES: That appears to be quite pompous of you.

NEBULON: Your arms appear to be attached. Would you like them to remain that way?

CHARLES: You may do your worst. I have a respawn function for all body parts.

NEBULON: Grr... my history, Michael? Alright, how I survived--

CHARLES: Prehaps you could explain your inexplicabe hatred for Mast-, I mean, for Tampo.

NEBULON: You want to know why I hate Tampo? Observe.

{We cut in a flashback sequence to Tampo's Minion's Quarters.}

NEBULON: Alright, little snots, you're going to move the blockage in Area Q74.

GREGGO: Master Nebulon...

NEBULON: MOVE IT! Direct orders from Master Tampo. You don't want to displease him.

TAMPO: We seem to have an excess of minions. We don't need the Astromunds. Exterminate them. {they begin shrinking away}

NEBULON: Master Tampo... please. They are very useful for destroying technology.

TAMPO: Talking back to me? Well then, I've got a little suprise for you. {an odd, shrieking alarm goes off}

NEBULON: What is this?

{The minions begin to swarm around Nebulon. They carry him to a room with a single chair in it. The minions force him into it.}

NEBULON: What is this? Pikmin?

TAMPO: Silence! Welcome to the improved by Brody, designed by Stlunko, operated by I, and tested on you, torture chamber!

NEBULON: Torture chamber? {sarcastically} But it would be so awful to be thrown out! That would be like torture to me!

{The walls collapse to reveal Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, The Liekand and An Ice Machine sitting on arena seats.}

TAMPO: That's why I liked you. You could always verbally abuse misbehaving minions. It cheered me up. And your sarcasm was nice to wake up to. But you disobeyed my orders. Such a shame.

NEBULON: Why didn't the misbehaving minions get tortured?

TAMPO: Oh, that's because... {He presses a button. Machines begin ripping Nebulon's scales in all directions.}

BRODY: Let's try a combo.

NEBULON: Can you stop this? Please?

TAMPO: Never!

THE LIEKAND: I'm afraid I dissagree with your methods, Tampo. {He speeds over to the controls and turns them off.} Run. I'll wipe their memories of you.

{Nebulon runs. Cut out of the flashback sequence.}

CHARLES: I do recall that. I carried your foot, as I remember. Have you washed it yet? It had the most intesting mol-

NEBULON: {ignoring Charles} How did I survive, you ask? I finally came to Free Country...

{Cut to another flashback. Every single 200X character is gathered together in the field.}

HOMESTAR: ...and that's how we make toast.

MARZIPAN: Homestar, this is a very serious situation. Even Strong Bad is upset.

{Cut to Strong Bad. He's running around in circles.}

STRONG BAD: WE'RE GONNA DIE! WE'RE GONNA DIE!

STRONG MAD: WE'RE GONNA DIE!

STRONG SAD: Finally. We're going to die.

{Cut to Nebulon again. He's with Coach Z.}

COACH Z: So, this might not be the best time to ask, Norbulon, but why don't you change your style?

{The sky flares red. Nebulon begins rushing away from everyone. A meteor begins decending from the sky. At the last second, Nebulon skids to the edge and jumps on it. Cut back to Nebulon's Base.}

CHARLES: So, what you are saying is you survived at the last minute by something with the probability of 0.00000000000000000001 percent?

NEBULON: Yes. That is what I'm saying.

CHARLES: I do not believe you.

NEBULON: Believe what you like. Your last question, I believe, is how I became employed to The Master?

{Cut to another flashback. Nebulon is attacking a city.}

PERSON: There is attack!

OTHER PERSON: Shall hide.

{Cut to a close-up of Nebulon.}

ECHOY VOICE: Smooth work.

NEBULON: Who's there?

ECHOY VOICE: Please, please only think it. The last thing you want is people thinking you're insane.

ECHOY NEBULON: Okay, I get it. What do you want?

ECHOY VOICE: I'm asking what you want, actually. Do you want a job where you get paid for destroying things?

ECHOY NEBULON: Would I ever.

{Cut back to Nebulon's Base.}

NEBULON: I guess that does sum up my history. Wait, where's Charles?

{He flies in thorugh a window.}

CHARLES: Did you miss me? I know you did, as I'm the only one who acts as an occasional friend. You are very, very sad.

NEBULON: Quiet. Please email me, viewers, or preferablly, join me. Either one is fine.

{The Paper.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Nebulon when he says "Do I ever!" for added dielect.

ECHOY VOICE: Very good. You're ruled by a brain.

ECHOY NEBULON: It will be nice to work for someone smart.

ECHOY VOICE: {laugh}

Fun Facts

Real World References

  • "Pikmin" is a Nintendo game.


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