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Nebulon Email #16: "remote"

We continue the chronicles of the sidequests, and Ghype is replaced with Ekersby.

Date: March 15, 2006

Characters: Workbacks, Nebulon, Charles, NEB-1 Incarnate, Ekersby, Ghype, Stick Figure 1, Harvax XVII, NEB-1

Places: A Cage, A Field, Ghype's House, Ghype's Base

Length: 149 Lines

Transcript

{A TV is rolled into a room, showing a black and white film.}

GUY ON TV: Oh, hello. I'm Workbacks, popular unpoular Nebulon Emails character.

{A background appears, showing every single Nebulon Emails character.}

WORKBACKS: After three months of absence, most people have forgotten the complicated plot of Nebulon Emails, which are unneededly confusing. So I was hired to give a quick runthrough of the plot.

{A picture of Nebulon's base appears.}

WORKBACKS: This place was knocked down, which sent Nebulon running. He walked for many miles-

NEBULON: {offscreen} Can you please get to the point? No one really cares about you.

WORKBACKS: Ghype, a character, was a thingy that controled robots and he turned evil and died. Is that good?

NEBULON: Eh.

WORKBACKS: But what about the-

{White noise fills the screen. It fades out to show a computer with no one at it.}

'NEBULON: {offscreen} I'm over here.

{The camera cuts to him.}

CHARLES: Yes, I know that. Unless you were talking to the giant robot Stinkoman and 1-Up had dropped here.

NEBULON: You mean the one that looks exactly like me but the bottom is spinning?

CHARLES: No, I mean the other giant robot.

NEBULON: Was that sarcasm? And character? This is a breakthrough!

CHARLES: I thought you promised to stop doing that thing that everyone hates.

NEBULON: Right. So I guess we're going to have to have a fight scene.

NEB-1 INCARNATE: Ruff!

{It starts spinning towards Nebulon and Charles.}

NEBULON: "Ruff"?

CHARLES: Nebulon, what physics are included in making a seperation machine?

NEBULON: Erm, how am I supposed to know? The bases from the Figure come ready loaded with machinery.

CHARLES: What do you propose to do to it?

NEBULON: Why don't you fly into it? That always kills Stinkoman. By one health.

CHARLES: Stinkoman does not wear a shirt.

NEBULON: Neither does this.

{The NEB-1 Incarnate runs into Nebulon. Nebulon goes into a "hurt" pose and blows the NEB-1 Incarnate to the back of the room.}

NEBULON: Go!

{Charles begins moving, but he suddenly falls to the ground, along with the NEB-1 Incarnate. Lights flicker out in the distance.}

NEBULON: GHYPE!

{He grabs Charles and runs southeast. Fade out to show Ghype with a guitar.}

GHYPE: {playing and singing out of tune} Ah... I'm an evil pyramid. Yeah... I'm so evil. {pause} Ah.

EKERSBY: Whoa! Aren't you that ghy?

GHYPE: What?

EKERSBY: Are you or are you not that ghy?

GHYPE: Uh. Wha- you spelled "guy" wrong.

EKERSBY: Whoa, I did? My speling isn't too good. I'm a glitchy little.

GHYPE: ...where did you come from?

EKERSBY: Well Ghype, as you see, there are two planes to reality. The positive. The negative. And New York.

GHYPE: That's three.

EKERSBY: Yeah, well, my math is bad too. You're acting like Charles, by the way. Any particualr reason? Or-

GHYPE: No self refencing. Please, it hurts. Badly.

EKERSBY: Yes, well, as I was saying, there are four planes of reality. Now, if you add a negative number to a positive number, what do you get?

GHYPE: What the heck are you talking about? You can't add universes!

EKERSBY: Okay, okay, stay with me here.

{A sign appears, saying "667 seconds later..."}

EKERSBY: ...and that's the meaning of POSITIVE life.

GHYPE: {angrily} WHY ARE YOU HERE?

EKERSBY: Oh, right. How I got here.

GHYPE: Yes!

EKERSBY: Well, have you ever heard of the INTERNET?

GHYPE: Yes. Yes I have.

EKERSBY: Well, the negative universe has the OUTERNET.

GHYPE: Are there talking dogs and cats? And teenagers that live in an air force base?

EKERSBY: Uh... no. But children's books aside, the OUTERNET lets you go anywhere in the INTERNET.

GHYPE: Do telephone lines make you excited or something?

EKERSBY: So I ended up going to this site called Kingdom of Loathing-

{Screen fades. Two stick figures walk up.}

STICK FIGURE 1: Hello. I am from the game-

{A whole in the gray appears, and Nebulon blows the stick figures away.}

NEBULON: {offscreen} I'll teach you to advertise on MY show!

{The gray dissolves, the hole remaining.}

EKERSBY: and I used a plus sign.

OFFSCREEN VOICE: One of the many innvoative-

NEBULON: {offscreen} It's NEBU SMASH time!

{Sounds of violence continue.}

EKERSBY: and a HOLE IN REALITY appeared, and I ended up here.

GHYPE: Interesting. Well, I've got to rally the other two remotes to evil. See you later.

{He beams off.}

NEBULON: {offscreen} Hey, my old computer is behind the background! Ooh, and some Tic-Tacs.

{He comes out from behind the background, bringing the Mechy with him.}

NEBULON: Hey... why weren't you deactivated?

EKERSBY: Well, that's a long story. Do you want the long or short version?

NEBULON: How about the "one sentence" version?

EKERSBY: Ghype's not my remote.

NEBULON: Thanks. Can you make this robot {pushes Charles towards Ekersby} attached to your remote.

EKERSBY: Gee, I don't know. That would involve surgury lots.

NEBULON: Don't you have super glitch powers or something?

EKERSBY: Yes, but I can't harness them or anything.

NEBULON: Huh. Well, we can plug him into the computer.

{Nebulon takes a cable out of thin air and connects it to Charles and the computer. Charles flies into Nebulon.}

NEBULON: Ow.

CHARLES: Email.

NEBULON: Oh yeah. This is an email. I forgot.

{Nebulon turns the computer on, and a screen reads "You have 9 unread messages!"}

EKERSBY: I know I'm not one of you, but maybe you should answer more than one email.

CHARLES: Your genius amazes me.

NEBULON: You want to be one of us?

EKERSBY: Well no, not really-

NEBULON: All you have to do is rewire Ghype's house over there so that you become a remote.

EKERSBY: Well, I'm pretty sure that's not possible-

CHARLES: DO IT!

{Ekersby moves towards a burned down villiage.}

NEBULON: Well, email time.

{He presses a button. The email appears on the screen.}

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{Nebulon doesn't read the email.}

NEBULON: Yeah. This email sucks.

CHARLES: How long do you thank this cord is?

NEBULON: 10 feet?

CHARLES: {screech}

NEBULON: What? What? What? 3 meters, is that better?

CHARLES: ...yes... the imperial system short-circuits me...

NEBULON: Uh, yeah. Are you sure it wasn't the email?

CHARLES: Why would it be the email?

NEBULON: I don't know. Maybe it's a virus.

CHARLES: No, it's stupid units of measure. Next email!

NEBULON: Only I can do that!

{The next email appears.}

Hey Nebulus,
Have you play sabacc often times?
My husband does. He's cards are on fire.
-Leia

{Nebulon reads the email in a deep stereotypical asian accent.}

CHARLES: What did you do that for?

NEBULON: Wackiness. Uh, yeah, Leela, I think I played sabacc last night.

{Fade out to show Nebulon tied to a railroad track. That immage dissappears immediatly.}

NEBULON: Nope.

CHARLES: Sabacc: a fictional game in Star Wars.

NEBULON: Leela: you and your GEEK friends can watch archaic movies made for children, but don't email me about them!

CHARLES: Actually, Episode 34 came out yesterday.

NEBULON: Oh yeah? Did you watch it with your NERD friends?

CHARLES: Well, seeing as I was in another time period... no.

NEBULON: THANK YOU. Next.

Dear Neb-1,
How do you type with only two eyetennae
and four legs?
Sincerely,
20XGlitch

NEBULON: {begins reading, but stops at "Neb-1"} Oops, this email went to the wrong, um, reptile.

{He forwards the email.}

CHARLES: I thought we killed your clone.

NEBULON: Yeah, well, with Time Travel Email, anything is possible.

CHARLES: So what now?

NEBULON: I guess I'll answer more emails.

CHARLES: NO YOU FOOL!

NEBULON: Uh... yes. You pool.

CHARLES: You should only answer two thirds of your emails. Or people will never send us emails again.

NEBULON: Who cares? If they stop sending us emails, then we don't have to have wacky adventures. Ooh! I'll ask Stinkoman that in his email!

CHARLES: Wait, Stinkoman was acting stupider than usual a few... months ago at that cage. Maybe we should investigate-

NEBULON: Nah. Not enought time. I wonder how Ekersby is doing?

CHARLES: I taped a camera to his back, so we can see.

{Cut to a burned down house. Ekersby is inside.}

EKERSBY: Wow. This place needs some fixin' up. I guess I'll move. Upstairs. Uh, how do I move?

{He teleports upstairs.}

EKERSBY: Ah, here's the really really thing wire that connects that nice Egyptian robot to here. Such a shame.

{He pulls the wire by turning a Browntant lazer into a hand, and begins pulling it in. Cut to Ghype.}

GHYPE: Hey, did you guys slash girls slash... things poke me? CAUSE I'LL KILL YA!

{Zoom out to reveal two other robots.}

HARVAX XVII: Uh, no.

NEB-1: YOU'RE DEAD!

GHYPE: And so are you, but does that bother us? NO! Now, you two are remotes.

NEB-1: WHAT'S REMOTE?

GHYPE: A Remote is a robot that controls ather robots. Any questions?

NEB-1: HOW CAN CLONE BE ROBOT?

GHYPE: You - you're supposed to be dumb!

NEB-1: SQUARE OF HYPOTONUSE IS THE SQUARES OF THE OTHER SIDES ON RIGHT TRIANGLE!

HARVAX XVII: Uh... I'm going to go now. Away. To join Nebulon or something. Or go make an out of court settlement with Matt Maiellaro. Seems Nebulon never goes to the trials.

GHYPE: Referential.

{Cut back to Nebulon.}

CHARLES: Go away.

{The Paper falls.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Charles to see:

NEB-1: TIME CHECK EMAIL.

Dear Neb-1,
How do you type with only two eyetennae
and four legs?
Sincerely,
20XGlitch

NEB-1: SMART ARE TELEPATHIC!
{Neb-1 backs up to the edge of the room and continues typing.}
NEB-1: I DO BIRTHDAY PARTIES!

Fun Facts

  • The "Outernet" is a seires of books for children.
  • Neb-1 references the Pythagorean Theorum at the end of the email.
  • Matt Maiellaro is the creator of Aqua Teen Hunger Force, which Nebulon emails accidentally have been resembling.


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