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Nebulon Email #18: "astromund style"

When Nebulon, and everyone else loses their memories of Nebulon, it's up to Nebulon to talk about his favorite Astromunds!

Date: June 28, 2008

Cast: Nebulon, The Liekand, An Ice Machine, Piedmont, The Sarcastic Piedmont, Charles, Ghype, Tampo, Ekersby, Stinkoman, 1-Up, Harvax XVII, David, Bruno

Places: Nebulon's Base

Length: 68 Lines

Transcript

{Nebulon, The Liekand, and An Ice Machine are sitting at the Neby.}

NEBULON: Time to open up my evil email show, like all my evil comrades.

THE LEIKAND: Yes! We will truly dominate by terrifing the world!

AN ICE MACHINE: And they'll be frozen with fear! Like me, but with the fear part.

{Record scratches.}

PIEDMONT: Whoops, sorry. I'm just getting into vinyl, and I can't use this turntable very well yet.

NEBULON: You know, I have the strangest feeling of deja vu. Like this has all happened before.

{A Chorch, a Piedmont, a walking pyramid, Tampo, Ekersby, Stinkoman, 1-Up, and Harvax XVII all enter, holding various weapons.}

NEBULON: Oh, hey guys. I'm just gonna do this email show thing. You know?

CHORCH: Really. This certainly has not happened before.

NEBULON: Uh, nope. So you guys can all just get out of here while I check my email.

PYRAMID: Ah ha ha ha! When it comes to thinking, mayhap be I don't know you!

CHORCH: Perhaps we should get going and serve our, ah, great master Nebulon.

NEBULON: I don't have any Chorches. You're probably Tampo's.

TAMPO: Ah, yes. Come along now Charles, we have a generic evil thing to do.

{Everyone leaves except for Nebulon and The Liekand.}

NEBULON: Well, that was str- hey, where'd Icey go?

THE LIEKAND: He had some sort of important thing to do. Style his hair, maybe.

NEBULON: I don't like those backhanded jokes!

THE LIEKAND: Sorry, couldn't resist.

NEBULON: Rightio, then. Email time.

Nebuguy,
Are there any Astromunds that you like in particular?
-BurnBocks

NEBULON: Astromunds, eh? I do have some Astromunds. But you know, my Astromunds aren't like toys. I can't just pick a favorite. But I will go and interview some, just for you.

THE LIEKAND: Don't push yourself too hard.

NEBULON: Right, well, let's talk to one of my hardest workers, David!

{Spotlights flash on an Astromund. He takes a seat next to Nebulon, after walking up a carpet.}

NEBULON: David, it's great to have you tonight.

THE LIEKAND: It's three in the afternoon.

NEBULON: Don't care. Now David: you say you're an Astromund.

DAVID: That's true. I guess.

NEBULON: How does it feel to be an Astromund?

DAVID: Pretty good. I guess.

NEBULON: That's great! Now what do you think is your greatest feat?

DAVID: Being an Astromund. I guess.

NEBULON: Very interesting! If you could be any color towel, what color you you be?

DAVID: White. I gu--

THE LIEKAND: Hey, do I get to do anything on this show?

NEBULON: You can smile at the audience.

THE LIEKAND: I don't have a mouth!

NEBULON: It's all about you, isn't it? Well, I'll tell you something, sister. This show is about Astromunds. Are you an Astromund? Huh?

THE LIEKAND: You're not very threatening.

DAVID: Can I go now?

NEBULON: I guess. Just bring out our next guest.

{David leaves. A few seconds later, a hot pink Astromund appears.}

NEBULON: Bruno! So nice to meet you!

BRUNO: You've already met me. You have three Astromunds in this warehouse.

NEBULON: {to the Liekand} You can edit that out, right?

THE LIEKAND: I'll get right on that.

NEBULON: {to Bruno} So Bruno, why don't you tell me a little bit about overcoming adversity?

BRUNO: Well, uh, sometimes the other Astromunds make fun of me. For being pink.

NEBULON: Is that so? How did you overcome that?

BRUNO: Shooting them in the head, most of the time. It's pretty fun.

THE LIEKAND: Is that why you have so few Astromunds?

NEBULON: {uneasily} Uh, you might want to, y'know, not do that.

BRUNO: Eh. Well, stuff still gets done, so who really cares, right?

NEBULON: Uh, yeah. Want to bring out the next Astromund?

BRUNO: {leaving} Sure!

OFFSCREEN ASTROMUND: Hey Bruno, your style is almost as bad as Nebulon's!

{The sound of a laser firing occurs.}

NEBULON: GO GET 'EM, BRUNO!

THE LIEKAND: Aw, looks like your show is over. Such a shame.

NEBULON: You know, Liekand, you just have to understand that perhaps when one email begins, another one begins. I mean, it's dangerous to insult my style.

THE LIEKAND: Really. And everyone gets away with it. Except that Astromund.

NEBULON: You are a hopeless little Liekand, you know that?

THE LIEKAND: Maybe. But maybe you are the hopeless one. Have you ever considered that?

NEBULON: Nope. Get out of my sight.

THE LIEKAND: Can do, good sir!

{He spins out of the room.}

NEBULON: {typing} So you see, Mr. Box, both of my Astromunds are awesome, and they aren't availible for rent or purchase. I guess you'll just have to be content with my Order-An-Astromund program, where you just get the generic Astromunds. Place an order today! Oh, and email me too.

{A link appears, saying "Email Nebulon at nebymail@galaxymail.com!"}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Order-An-Astromund" to see an order form: 
Astromunds Needed:
Reasons for Needing An Astromund:
Opinion of Nebulon's Style:
Do You Think The Liekand Is A Pretty Mean Guy: yes no

Fun Facts

  • The beginning of this email are the first three lines from style, the first Nebulon email - right down to the misspelling of The Liekand's name.
  • The opening of the email also refers to the chaos in war, the last Nebulon email before the restart.


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