Other Character Email The Poopsmith/trading holes

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Poopsmith Email #15

Where shall The Poopsmith dig his new home?

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Homestar Runner, Bubs, Weasel Goblin, The Cheat (easter egg), Maxy Waxy (easter egg)

Transcript

POOPSMITH: (Walkin' down the street, lotsa emails to meet!)

Dear Poopsmith,
Do you have a house? I want to see it!
--Hypergal




POOPSMITH: (Of course I have a house! But... It's more of a "home" than a house. You might know it better as...)

POOPSMITH: {Voiceover} (The other end of the world-class hole!) {A clip from "2 years" is shown where a hole pops up in Strongbadia.}

POOPSMITH: (It's a bit small, but it can do-)

HOMESTAR: Oh, hi Crapface! I'm just gonna kick this crap into that hole over there...

POOPSMITH: (NO! That's my house! Stop!)

HOMESTAR: {Singing} Kicking is a good time for me, doo doo doo doo doo doo, kicking is a good time for everybody! {Kicks crap into the hole, filling it up}

POOPSMITH: (Well, there goes my house... Stupid Homestar. Maybe I should scare him into respecting me, like I did Strong Bad... Okay, so maybe I should tell you the story of how I got that house. So...) {Voiceover as an old-style Poopsmith checks his snail mail} (I had recieved a letter from Bubs saying that his house was too close to my property, and he will now destroy it with a flamethrower.) {Bubs brandishes a flamethrower and torches a house that resembles a pile of whatsit.} (I had nothing, and everyone laughed at my... hoboism. So, Strong Bad dug a hole straight downward, so I decided to finish the job! I dug for days until I reached the King of Town's bathroom. Realizing the mistake, I quickly re-dug and went right next to the pile of crap I have. Now when the King goes to the bathroom, he can just go in that hole! And, somehow, it goes into the crap pile. Now, to get myself another house.)

{A logo of "Trading Holes" appears, with background music accompaniment. A strange narraration follows.}

NARRARATOR: Now that J. R. Poopsmith has a hole with an area of 9800 cubic feet, he needs to decorate it! This world-class hole will be decorated by our fabulous carpenters and designers, and led by none other than the... WEASEL GOBLIN! {Applause as Weasel Goblin appears on the screen}

WEASEL GOBLIN: {As he dances, subtitles appear and the items appear in Poopsmith's house} (Okay, we'll DEFINITELY need browner paint. And we should move his Boxor 186 from outside, add a stool, get a shovel hanging in a glass case, maybe a couch, get him a Ghetto Blastro, copy Strong Bad's basement entirely, and add, um, a mural... of... A piece of crap... marrying a tissue box. Okay, that's great! We'll just wait until he comes back...)

{The Poopsmith appears on the right side of the screen with a surprised look on his face.}

POOPSMITH: (Hey! Aren't you Maxy Waxy's sidekick? That explains the crappy mural! I was just coming back with this mural! Scratch that other one, I'm dedicating this one to Pom Pom.) {Kicks the mural and replaces it with one of The Cheat taped to Pom Pom.}

NARRARATOR: Next, on Trading Holes... Bundt Cake Pan's apartment in Strongbadia is in major need of a makeover! Catch us on March 6 at 2D:00 PM!

WEASEL GOBLIN: (Okay, now you need to pay me $3000! I'm gonna need some funding for MY home... That you were supposed to redecorate!)

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the new mural to see The Poopsmith's quest to get $3000.

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Maxy Waxy is holding Weasel Goblin.}

WEASEL GOBLIN: {Dances and produces random subtitles} (Pride of the citrus, the wasp nest of onions! How's the thorax going?)

BUBS: Hey! It's that goblin! {Eye pops out} You and I could be the best dancers in Free Country! {Starts dancing and closes his eye}

WEASEL GOBLIN: (Now! Grab it!)

MAXY WAXY: Hehehehe... This will get us some fresh jam for sure! {Reaches into the cash register and steals the money}

POOPSMITH: {Walks up holding The Cheat} (Hey, Bu-MAXY!? Let me guess: You already robbed him.)

MAXY WAXY: Yup.

Fun Facts

  • The Bundt Cake Pan and the Hole are both from "2 years."
  • Trading Holes is an obvious reference to Trading Spaces, and was confirmed when Weasel Goblin said "you were supposed to decorate one of MY rooms, too!"
  • The email intro song that Poopsmith sings is a reference to a scroll button rap in Homestar's emails.
  • Homestar kicking the poop into The Poopsmith's hole is done in the exact manner of The Homestar Runner kicking the can in "Kick The Can."
  • Maxy Waxy wanting to get fresh jam is a reference to "50 emails," where The Strong Bad wanted to steal the same thing.
  • The showtime for an episode of Trading Holes (Sunday, March 6, 2005, 2D:00 PM) is yet another occurence of the number "tooty".
  • The Poopsmith's new house has the same volume as the pool he dug for the starfish in employers (70 feet wide, 70 feet long, 70 feet deep).


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