Other Character Email The Poopsmith/talking

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Poopsmith Email #3

Yet another H*R character angers the British.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, British Press, Kidsmith, Mushy Chamberpot, Castlefunnies King

Transcript

POOPSMITH: (I learned this one from Strong Bad! "Who's the guy who checks all those e-mails? That's me, the Poopsmith.)

poopsmith,

i wish you talked!

POOPSMITH: (Hey, I wish I talked, too! But, I can't. The law says. It all started a looong time ago...)

{Cut to a large desk where Kidsmith is standing. Cameras flash and microphones are coming from all over.}

BRITISH PRESS: And, what do you have to say about that?

KIDSMITH: Screw all y'all!

BRITISH PRESS: Blimey! I can't believe he said that!

{A large newspaper fills up the screen, with the headline "SPEECH BANNED IN THE UK!!" with a picture of the Poopsmith underneath.}

POOPSMITH: (Yeah, I angered the entire UK. So, they told me not to talk for a while. I improvised and talked in a huge cloud of commas!)

{Cut to a Castlefunnies comic strip.}

CASTLEFUNNIES KING: I guess the old hip joint needs surgery, eh Mushy?

MUSHY CHAMBERPOT: ,,,,,,,,, {Shut up you creepy old man!}

POOPSMITH: (But, they eventually found out, and I was sentenced to a life-long employment in Poopsmithery. Well, The Pooper, will you bring this fine e-mail to a close?

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Poopsmithery to see a Peasantry-style Poopsmith, walking around Trogdor's cave.

Fun Facts

  • Poopsmith's speech ban is a play on sb_email22.
  • Castlefunnies is obviously from "old comics".


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