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Poopsmith Email #11

What would an election between the King and the Poopsmith be like?

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Strong Bad, Homsar, Bubs, Homestar, Strong Mad, Marzipan, Coach Z, Strong Sad, Pom Pom, The King of Town, Advertiser, Horse Woman

Transcript

POOPSMITH: (It's all about the email, email, email! It's all about the email, doo-doo-doo-do!)

You should topple the King of Town. I'm sick
of his twisted rules, and you should take over!
It's been almost four years! Show us what life
would be like if you ruled Free Country!
-Kerry Edwards, WV


POOPSMITH: (You've got that right. I'm sick of his twisted rules, too! In fact, his reelection is overdue! I'm gonna go print up some bumper stickers.) {Walks to Strong Bad's house.'}

STRONG BAD: Oh... hi... Poopsmith. {Runs away from the e-mail printing room}

POOPSMITH: (Now, all I need is a running mate... Homsar?)

HOMSAR: Daaaaa, the green fang is all the elephant needs!

POOPSMITH: (How'd you get in here? Anyway, good. Let's beat that coot!)

{Cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Homestar, Strong Bad, Pom Pom, Strong Mad, Strong Sad, Marzipan, and Coach Z are standing in line.}

STRONG BAD: Ugh, I have to choose between the Poopsmith and the old man! Can this get any worse?

STRONG MAD: ME WANT CRAPPY GUY TO WIN! {Purchases a green flag}

COACH Z: I need some ads to convince me.

POOPSMITH: {Typing} (Yeah, and the ads would get crazy, and the pins would never come off of peoples' stuff... And eventually somebody would record a parody of a song mocking the election.)

{A cassete pops up labeled "AUGHT FOUR!!!!"}

TAPE: POOPSMITH!!!!! POOPSMITH!!!!! Poopsmith was a man... Or, a crappy man... Or maybe he was just a... poopsmith... But he was still in AUGHT FOUR!!!!! AUGHT FOUR!!!!! The KOT is burninating the countryside, burninating the peasants, burninating all the people, with his real high TAXES!!! REAL HIGH TAXES!!!

POOPSMITH: (Now, let's go see how the people are doing...)

{Cut to Strong Bad's house. All three brothers are watching the Tee Bee.}

POOPSMITH: {On the ad} (Why must you vote for someone who taxes you and eats you out of your home? Vote Poopsmith-Homsar today!)

ADVERTISER: Ooh! That would have hurt to King of Town supporters. That leaves them to counter... with this commercial.

KING OF TOWN: Just pay me and I'll give you free Stuffinged Ham! ...Maybe. And I'll have tax cuts for the rich! By the rich, I mean me!

ADVERTISER: You heard him! He has tax cuts for the rich! Now, let's check out the stats:

{Two bars appear, a green and a red. The red one is slightly higher than the green.}

ADVERTISER: The King of Town wins by one vote! The person who cast this vote is... Horse Woman!

HORSE WOMAN: Neigh!

ADVERTISER: We have live footage of this induvidual voting!

{Horse Woman pokes the electronic voting machine. It votes for the King miraculously.}

ADVERTISER: King wins, king wins, KING SINS!!! I mean, wins.

POOPSMITH: (Ugh. I can't believe the king beat me because of a stupid horse that voted. Well, I guess I'll have to wait until 2008.)

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on 2008 to see a music video for the "AUGHT FOUR!!!!" song.
  • Click on horse to see a bunch of junk, King Of Town- or Poopsmith/Homsar-themed, that Bubs sold.

Fun Facts

  • This entire email was mocking the 2004 election.
  • The "parody of a song mocking the election" is referencing JibJab, which made a parody of "This Land" demonstrating each canidate's negative traits.
  • This email was sent by Kerry Edwards. The democratic group for the 2004 election was Kerry-Edwards.
  • "Horse Woman" was last mentioned in the email "E-Mail Birds" on the DVD.
  • The song "AUGHT FOUR!!!!" is an obvious parody of "TROGDOR!!!!"


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