Other Character Email The Poopsmith/obvious job
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Poopsmith Email #22
The Poopsmith is asked why he has such an obvious job.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Homeschool Winner, Maxy Waxy.
Transcript
THE POOPSMITH: (Wow, it's been a while since my last email.) {wipes dust off the screen} (Sorry, Boxor.) {clicks on "mrsmith_email.exe"}
Subject: Obvious jobDear guy with the obvious job,
why is your job so obvious?
Why don't you be more inconspicuous?
That would be nice.
Thank you,
Pop_tire
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} (Well, at least it's better to have an obvious name for your job than one that's really misleading. For example, I thought "King" meant "somebody who rules a country and bosses around all the people who lived there". Then I met the "King of Town", and now I know I was wrong. "King" obviously means "stupid fat guy who eats everything he sees and thinks he's cool and buys "used" computers from Bubs". Hey, that gives me an idea. Homestar Runner's name would describe a guy who's the best on the home team at running, but he's clearly just a stupid idiot, yet everyone still loves him...why don't I call myself Homepoop Shoveler? No, wait. That's even more obvious. Ooh, I know! I'll call myself...The Smith! It's perfectly inconspicuous! Thanks, Pop_tire!)
{Clicks "Compose, then types the email adresses of all the characters in Free Country USA, then types the following} Hi, everyone. From now on, just call me The Smith! {Clicks "send"}
OVERVOICE: {husky voice, sounds kinda like The Blacksmith} This summer...the one movie you've been dying to see. *cough*
{THE SMITH appears on the screen}
OVERVOICE: He may have an inconspicuous job...
{cut to footage of The Poopsmith shoveling crap}
OVERVOICE: But that doesn't mean he can't save the world...WHEN EVIL STRIKES! *cough*
{cut to Homeschool Winner in some kinda lab.}
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: I shall fire my nerd-ray at Earth, and soon, everybody shall be a nerd! {Dum dum DUUUM!}
{footage of The Poopsmith, wearing one of those silly costumes those guys in the Matrix wear, hitting Maxy Waxy over the head with his shovel, then running off}
MAXY WAXY: I'll get you, MR SMIIIIIIIIITH!!!
OVERVOICE: THE SMITH! COMING...UM...SOON!
{Coming Soon appears on the screen}
Easter Eggs
- Click on "coming soon" to play Poopsmith Libs.
Fun Facts
- None.
