Other Character Email The Poopsmith/future

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Poopsmith Email #1

The Poopsmith ponders his past, present, and future.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Kidsmith, The King of Town, ChocoSmith, Mysterious Buisness Type Guy, Crappy 486 Announcer (easter egg)

Transcript

Made with the crappiest technology!

{The Poopsmith is shoveling his pile of whatsit. He then pokes something solid. It's a computer, the Crappy 486! He stares at it for a while, then pokes it with his shovel. It makes a sound. He then starts typing on it.}

POOPSMITH: {Types in "psemail.exe"} (Hm, what a weird box.)

Dear That Smelly Guy,
What are your plans for the future?
Lunar Jesters




POOPSMITH: (I have no future! Are you kidding? Just look at this flashback!)

{Cut to a large, open pipe. A young Poopsmith is standing on top of it.}

KIDSMITH: (Wow, a pipe! What's it do?)

{Kidsmith gets sucked into the large pipe, and smoke billows from it.}

{Cut to the King of Town's backyard.}

KING OF TOWN: Doo hoo hoo, how am I going to move all of this brown stuff?

{A large explosion is heard. Kidsmith falls down on top of the crap pile, and looks around.}

KING OF TOWN: You there! Would'ya like to shovel this poop?

KIDSMITH: {Shrugs}

KING OF TOWN: Oh, come on! Here, use this shovel! {Tosses a shovel at Kidsmith}

{Cut back to the Poopsmith answering the email.}

POOPSMITH: (Although, I would like to shovel something other than crap...)

{Cut to a fantasy scene, with a fluffy cloud border. The ChocoSmith is shoveling a huge pile of chocolate with an ice cream scoop.}

CHOCOSMITH: (I work alone now! Yay!) {Shovels a huge pile of chocolate into his mouth}

{A helicopter lands in the background, with a King of Town variant inside. He hops out and confronts ChocoSmith.}

MYSTERIOUS BUISNESS TYPE GUY: Not anymore! You're working for me, now. Shovel this crap! With a shovel! {Tosses a shovel at ChocoSmith}

{Cut back to Poopsmith answering the email.}

POOPSMITH: (Like I said, I HAVE no future! Go away, moon-type person!}

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the button on top of the Crappy 486 to see a small scene.

CRAPPY 486 ANNOUNCER: Introducing the Crappy 486! Only one has ever been sold- to some king guy! It is now a collector's item, with an experimental system: The Pooper! It sends the e-mailer back with a link to e-mail them back! Get your shovels and start digging for the one Crappy 486! Uh... Actually, there's no way for you to get one. Ever.

Fun Facts

  • The Kidsmith getting sucked into the pipe is a reference to nearly every Mario game, where you can press a button to get sucked into a pipe.
  • The fluffy cloud border is from The Poopsmith's dreamail and Strong Bad's dreamail.


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