Other Character Email The Poopsmith/hacker

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Homeschool Winner's dastardly hacking skills.

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Overview

Poopsmith Email #5

The infamous hacker Homeschool Winner strikes again!

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Hackervoice, Homeschool Winner, Flaming Poopsmith, Ninjawax, Maxy Waxy (easter egg), Bubs (easter egg)

Transcript

POOPSMITH: (The shotgun... The email... Oh, man! When will this end?)

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{The Poopsmith reads it as the following:}

POOPSMITH: (I four m line three three seven h four c... What? Is this some kind of joke? I don't want to waste my time on an e-mail like this! I'll forward this to Maxy Waxy for later. {Types "fwd_maxycandledude@ishebe.com}

HACKERVOICE: {distorted noise} Bwa ha ha! Your computer is now under the control of Homeschool Winner! Any last words to your Crappy 486?

POOPSMITH: (No! You're... Deleted!) {The Crappy 486 displays a DELETED! message}

HACKERVOICE: Hah! Nice try! I have shields against that kind of unfriendly message! Say goodbye to your computer! {Blue hands lift up the computer and run away}

POOPSMITH: (I can't believe it! I have to get my computer back! So... very... ANGRY!!)

{A huge explosion of color envelopes the screen. A sihoulette of The Poopsmith morphs into a anime version and back again. It gets faster and faster until it sparkles and becomes Flaming Poopsmith! Flaming Poopsmith appears on top of the King of Town's castle, with Homeschool Winner standing on a pillar next to him.}

HOMESCHOOL: You resist? You will pay!

FLAMING POOPSMITH: This ends now.

{A huge fight ensues. Flaming Poopsmith dodges Homeschool's kicks, tossing Hadouken fireballs at him in vain. When both are exhausted, they land on pillars opposite each other.}

FLAMING POOPSMITH: I was born to fight! You give me back the Crappy, or you will die!

HOMESCHOOL: I'm not through yet! Take THIS!! {Fires a Dragon Punch at close range}

{When Flaming Poopsmith is about to be struck, the frame freezes, and a the message "Poopsmith Email will be right back..." appears in the middle for about three seconds. It then flashes and displays "Poopsmith Email will be right back... Immidiately!" The scene continues, and a sihouletted Ninjawax lands and slices the attack with his sword.}

FLAMING POOPSMITH: Ninjawax!? I thought you were my enemy!

NINJAWAX: {Winks with a thumbs-up, and quickly teleports out}

FLAMING POOPSMITH: Now, to finish you! {Throws five Hadouken fireballs at Homeschool}

HOMESCHOOL: Hahahaha... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! {Holds up the Crappy 486 as a shield} You destroyed your own computer! How do you feel about that, POOPSMITH?

FLAMING POOPSMITH: No... {kneels down and returns to the Poopsmith form} (No...)

{Return to a smoking Crappy 486. Its color has turned to a dark green. The Poopsmith sheds a tear in front of it.}

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the Crappy to show a scene demonstrating Ninjawax's moves.
  • Click on The Poopsmith's hair to show the following scene:

MAXY WAXY: Who's the king of all Neuconsin? That's me, Maxy.

MAXY WAXY: Oh, a message in leet? About a hacker? I know how to get rid of this! WAXLETED! {The Tandy 800 displays the message "BAD JOKE'D!" and the message is deleted from the screen.} Okay, my computer is safe, now what?

{A gunshot is heard, and the Tandy explodes.}

MAXY WAXY: Hey! Who did that to my Tandy!?

BUBS: Heh heh heh... That'll teach you, Neuconsin boy!

Fun Facts

  • The message displayed with the freeze-frame is a reference to The Simpsons (Episode: Simpsons Spin-Off Showcase) where a spin-off, "Chief Wiggum P.I.", said the same thing.
  • Ninjawax saving Flaming Poopsmith's life is a reference to Mega Man, where Proto Man/Break Man saved Mega Man's life several times but was his enemy at one point.
  • The easter egg is a reference to Soul Calibur 2, where you can unlock small movies of the characters demonstrating their attacks.
  • The Poopsmith's transformation is a reference to Pokemon R/S/E, where your Pokemon evolved the same way.
  • Part of Maxy Waxy's email adress (ishebe.com) is an obvious reference to "i she be".
  • The message that both Poopsmith and Maxy recieve translates to this:


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