Other Character Email The Poopsmith/shovel

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Poopsmith Email #7

In honor of getting his new computer, The Poopsmith shows us how the King of Town got the shovel for him.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Blacksmith, The King's Chef, Bubs, The Poopsmith, The Kidsmith, The King of Town, Coach Z, Homsar, Biscuit Dough Hands Man (easter egg), Homestar Runner (easter egg), Gavin (easter egg), Tentacle Skull (easter egg)

Transcript

{The Blacksmith and the chef are at Bubs' Concession Stand.}

BUBS: A Boxor 186? You sure? I've heard it it burns the user like... fire!

BLACKSMITH: We be buyin' dis for d'Poopsmith.

BUBS: The Poopsmith? Sorry, I'm not going to sell anything to a Poopsmith! Tell him to get a real job!

CHEF: He didn't say the Poopsmith! He said... Strong... Mad.

BUBS: Okay. That'll be $139.99!

BLACKSMITH: Geez, dis be expensive! All dese years of makin' horseshoes...

BUBS: Thank you, come again.

{Cut to a dejected The Poopsmith angrily shoveling whatsit, no computer in sight.}

CHEF: Hey, Poopsmith!

POOPSMITH: (What now?)

BLACKSMITH: Surprise! Hav' dis computa, da Boxor 186!

POOPSMITH: (WHAT!? You got a computer? For me? Thanks, guys!)

CHEF: Happy one-month-and-25-days-before-your-birthday-day.

POOPSMITH: (Yeah! This is going to be so cool!) {turns it on}

BOXOR 186: {Computerized voice} Welcome to Boxor, the perfect hacker-free computer. Please wait while we hack into your server to tell it what to do. {Boop!}

{The chef and the Blacksmith leave.}

POOPSMITH: (Email on the mike, let's hear it! GO!)

Dear Poopsmith,
Tell me about how you got your shovel! I
bet it's really exciting.
Roxoring the countryside,
Kilik Fan NY


POOPSMITH: (Well Kilroy, you've already seen how I got my shovel. You know, way back when I still had the Crappy 486...)

{A flashback scene occurs, this time a clip from future.}

KING OF TOWN: You there! Would'ya like to shovel this poop?

KIDSMITH: {Shrugs}

KING OF TOWN: Oh, come on! Here, use this shovel! {Tosses a shovel at Kidsmith}

POOPSMITH: (So, yeah. That's how I got my shovel. But the real story is how the King got the shovel in the first place! Okay, so he was passing by Coach Z and Homsar one day...)

COACH Z: Okay, I get it. Doaraeararoar, I'm the prode of the poarches!

HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa, you got a thorax of a candled lemon! Pshooooo!

KING OF TOWN: Hey, guys! Anything cool going on lately?

COACH Z: Uh, King? ...You're wearing your crown on your foot.

KING OF TOWN: That's because... Um... I need someone to shovel all of this crap in my backyard!

HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaAaAa, the onion distortion kills the Otto!

KING OF TOWN: Oh well. I'll just... Steal that Gravied Yam! {Swipes a Gravied Yam from Coach Z}

COACH Z: Hey! I was going to need that for this Decemberween! What else goes with Stuffinged Ham?

KING OF TOWN: Spinached peas! {Gobbles up the whole package} Ack! I'm choking! {Cough}

THE POOPSMITH: (So, they rushed him to the hospital, where an entire team of experienced surgeons operated on him to find that a huge shovel was lodged in his esophagus. Well, that's how he got the shovel. There's nothing more to this e-mail, goodbye.)

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on experienced surgeons to see the team (Biscuit Dough Hands Man, Homestar, Gavin, Tentacle Skull)
  • Click on esophagus to see an x-ray of The King of Town's heart.

Fun Facts

  • This is the first time Coach Z and Homsar have interacted.
  • The Gravied Yams and Stuffinged Ham are from Homestar Presents: Presents.
  • The chef and the blacksmith are both from the King of Town DVD.


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