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Poopsmith Email #17

The Poopsmith shows some of the commercial work he's done!

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Marshie, Homestar Runner, Maxy Waxy

Transcript

POOPSMITH: (Man, is it ever Sunday!)


Dear poopsmith,
I am very fond of the companies in your country. You
should appear on one of your commmercials, since I am
very fond of you too!
Lena Saggins, The Shire


POOPSMITH: (Well, Loser Lena, I actually have done the occasional ad for the name brands of Free Country. Let's see a tape of my latest ad.)

{The Poopsmith digs a TV labeled "FOR CONFIDENTIAL RESSONSAYNOR" out of his pile. He presses Play on the attatched VCR.}

MARSHIE: Sup, fools? I'm Marshie! Everyone's always loved our classic Fluffy Puff marshmallows, but you're gonna just eat up this news: On April 31st, 2005, you'll get to eat our new kind of marsmallows: Brownmunchies! These great new marshmallows are colored brown, and taste like poo- {Starts coughing very loudly} Sorry, must have had a stale one caught in my throat! They taste like 100% real chocolate, straight from the stomach of {Scary voice} ancient dinosaurs! {Normal voice} Anyway, let's interview an eater of Brownmunchies!

POOPSMITH: (When I ate these, I was reminded of how I used to-)

MARSHIE: Yeah! Even HE says they're great! {Accompanied by two other, out-of-sync voices} They're fluffity, they're chocolatey... 96 97 98 99 100!

{Cut back to The Poopsmith answering the email.}

POOPSMITH: (And I have done some counter-ads, like on Maxy Waxy's ad. Let's take a look at that...)

MAXY WAXY: Do you have a ton of wax just lying in your yard? Don't frustrate yourself trying to make candles- Call Maxy Waxy Inc. We use the state-of-the-art shoveling technology to remove your waste! Now, some words from a person who tried our service!

POOPSMITH: (HE'S A LIAR! DON'T LISTEN TO HIM! He will dump it on your roof! Stay away from him!)

MAXY WAXY: {Mumbling} I knew we shouldn't have done this live... {Normal voice} Anyway, if you live in Neuconsin or Free Country, call this number: 1-800-678-3239-WAX-IS-VERY-VERY-VERY-VERY-VERY-KIND-A-BAD-SO-GET-RID-OF-IT-WITH-MAXY-WAXY!

{Cut back to The Poopsmith answering the email.}

POOPSMITH: (Well, that sure got rid of most of his sales. Oh, the things I'd do for him to go back to Potamia...)

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on sales to see The Poopsmith's thoughts on The Cheat's movie.

POOPSMITH: (This is simply the best movie ever. You have to see it. The boots are so in character, and the actors are amazing. If you were to see this movie, you will see it again. And again. Because they don't let you out of the movie theater.)

Fun Facts

  • It is impossible for the release date to be April 31st. April has 30 days.
  • This is the second time Marshie has had something caught in his throat. In the Maloween Commercial, he had a toenail caught in his throat.
  • The very long phone number is a reference to Senor Mortgage.
  • "The Cheat's Movie" is probably the one he made in "crazy cartoon", but he mentioned something about boots, which is probably a reference to New Boots.


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