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Poopsmith Email #2
The Poopsmith ponders his dreamail.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad
Transcript
{The Poopsmith is shoveling crap, gets bored, and pulls the Crappy 486 out from the crap pile.}
POOPSMITH: {Types in "psemail.exe} (What a crappy name for a crappy computer that a crappy guy uses.)
Dear Poopsmith,
What would Your Dreamail
be like?
-Mitchell Smith, Australia
POOPSMITH: (Oh, my dream email? I heard Strong Bad checking this e-mail. I know what to do.)
{A fluffy white cloud border appears as the Poopsmith checks a different e-mail.
POOPSMITH: (Sbemails, Psemails, Czemails, Hsremails...)
Dear The Cheat and Poopsmith,
I'm sick of everyone that thinks
we're weird because we speak a different
language/don't speak! Let's host a
meeting to see what we can do.
Bubble,
Pom Pom
POOPSMITH: (You're right, Pom Pom! I'm so sick of Strong Bad taunting me for my vow of silence! Let's go teach those fools a lesson!}
{Cut to The Stick. The Cheat, Pom Pom, and the Grape Nuts Robot are sitting there.}
THE CHEAT: (The Poopsmith's late!)
POOPSMITH: (Sorry, I was intercepted by Strong Mad.)
POM POM: (Ouch.)
POOPSMITH: (So, how are we going to teach those guys a lesson?)
THE CHEAT: (Let's reprogram Strong Bad's Grape Nuts robot!)
POM POM: (Yeah, make it teach them our languages!)
NARRARATOR: So, they worked and worked and worked and worked until the Grape Nuts Robot was now a fully-functional Learn To Speak Pom Pom, The Cheat, and Silence Device!
{Cut to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Bad is playing with the Grape Nuts Robot.}
GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: Bubble bubble bubble!
STRONG BAD: Hey! Is this thing broken?
GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: Meh! Mehmameh MEH!
STRONG BAD: I'm not going to spell that!
GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: ...
STRONG BAD: Spell what?
{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the Grape Nuts Robot to see a random scene:
OUTCOME #1:
GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: Pride of the peaches.
OUTCOME #2:
GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: Doo hoo hoo!
OUTCOME #3:
GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: Joraeraeroarearb!
- Click on Strong Bad to make him kick the Grape Nuts robot. It will say "Now, spell: Trogador-or!
Fun Facts
- The e-mail that The Poopsmith checked was from the Strong Bad Email "dreamail."
- The Grape Nuts Robot is from the Strong Bad Email "personal favorites."
- The Grape Nuts Robot saying "Trogador-or!" is a reference to "TROGDOR!" and "Arcade Game" where the game said "Trogador-or!"
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