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Now spell: "Bubble bubble bubble!"

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Poopsmith Email #2

The Poopsmith ponders his dreamail.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Pom Pom, The Cheat, Grape Nuts Robot, Strong Bad

Transcript

{The Poopsmith is shoveling crap, gets bored, and pulls the Crappy 486 out from the crap pile.}

POOPSMITH: {Types in "psemail.exe} (What a crappy name for a crappy computer that a crappy guy uses.)

Dear Poopsmith,
What would Your Dreamail
be like?

-Mitchell Smith, Australia


POOPSMITH: (Oh, my dream email? I heard Strong Bad checking this e-mail. I know what to do.)

{A fluffy white cloud border appears as the Poopsmith checks a different e-mail.

POOPSMITH: (Sbemails, Psemails, Czemails, Hsremails...)

Dear The Cheat and Poopsmith,
I'm sick of everyone that thinks
we're weird because we speak a different
language/don't speak! Let's host a
meeting to see what we can do.
Bubble,
Pom Pom

POOPSMITH: (You're right, Pom Pom! I'm so sick of Strong Bad taunting me for my vow of silence! Let's go teach those fools a lesson!}

{Cut to The Stick. The Cheat, Pom Pom, and the Grape Nuts Robot are sitting there.}

THE CHEAT: (The Poopsmith's late!)

POOPSMITH: (Sorry, I was intercepted by Strong Mad.)

POM POM: (Ouch.)

POOPSMITH: (So, how are we going to teach those guys a lesson?)

THE CHEAT: (Let's reprogram Strong Bad's Grape Nuts robot!)

POM POM: (Yeah, make it teach them our languages!)

NARRARATOR: So, they worked and worked and worked and worked until the Grape Nuts Robot was now a fully-functional Learn To Speak Pom Pom, The Cheat, and Silence Device!

{Cut to Strong Bad's basement. Strong Bad is playing with the Grape Nuts Robot.}

GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: Bubble bubble bubble!

STRONG BAD: Hey! Is this thing broken?

GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: Meh! Mehmameh MEH!

STRONG BAD: I'm not going to spell that!

GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: ...

STRONG BAD: Spell what?

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the Grape Nuts Robot to see a random scene:

OUTCOME #1:

GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: Pride of the peaches.

OUTCOME #2:

GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: Doo hoo hoo!

OUTCOME #3:

GRAPE NUTS ROBOT: Now, spell: Joraeraeroarearb!

  • Click on Strong Bad to make him kick the Grape Nuts robot. It will say "Now, spell: Trogador-or!

Fun Facts

  • The e-mail that The Poopsmith checked was from the Strong Bad Email "dreamail."
  • The Grape Nuts Robot is from the Strong Bad Email "personal favorites."
  • The Grape Nuts Robot saying "Trogador-or!" is a reference to "TROGDOR!" and "Arcade Game" where the game said "Trogador-or!"