Other Character Email The Poopsmith/rivals
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Poopsmith Email #26
The Poopsmith attempts to kill his rivals after they attempt to kill his computer.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Bubs, Homeschool Winner, Maxy Waxy.
Transcript
THE POOPSMITH: (I would do anything for emails, but I won't do THAT!)
virusDear Poopsmith,
This is a virus. Isn't that great?
Your pals,
Maxy Waxy and Homeschool Winner
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Oh, really? Well, little did you know that the Boxor 186 isn't affected by viruses! Check it out.
{The following text appears onscreen}
FLOURESCENT SYSTEM ERROR
Don't worry. I can fix it.
In the meantime, here's some soothing music...
{soothing music starts to play, then the Flourescent System Error screen goes away}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Victory is mine once again! Now, onto the good emails. Wee.
If you kild homeskol, his survent,
dijerydo, is stil awt they're!
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Uh, what? I don't know what any of that means, so I'll run it through my translating program, Edgarietta!
Edgarietta the n00bsp34k translator
pprogrammed entirely
in mom's living room
by Edgarrietta c2001
THE POOPSMITH: (Wow, there's a lot of blockquotes in this email. What does it say, Edgarietta?)
If you killed Homeschool, his servant,
Dijjery-Doo, is stil out there!
THE POOPSMITH: (Thanks, Edgarietta!) {typing} Dijjery-Doo died three years ago. It's a long story, actually, and it involves canned peas and an electric floor waxer. So that means I'm free to kill Homeschool, Strong Bad-style!
{cut to the field, where Homeschool is standing. The Poopsmith appears in the foreground}
THE POOPSMITH: (Hey, Homeschool!)
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: How can I help-
{The Heavy Lourde lands about a metre away from Homeschool}
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Nya nya! Missed me!
THE POOPSMITH: (Did I?)
{A bus, driven by Bubs, zooms past at a very high speed and runs Homeschool over.}
{Cut back to the Boxor 186}
THE POOPSMITH: Well, that went well. I think there's time for one more email.
Dear The Crappy One,
Maxy Waxy is annoying. You should get something
like a lazor beam from Bubs and blast him! I'll
be watching from the sidelines.
--Not Bubs
THE POOPSMITH: {typing}Ah, good. I can kill both of my rivals in one email! Life is sweet.{stops typing} (Too bad I'm in a cartoon, because that means they'll be alive again by the next episode. Oh well.)
{cut to Bubs' Concession Stand. Bubs is inside. The Poopsmith goes up to it.}
THE POOPSMITH: (Okay Bubs, I'll have a lazor beam, please!)
BUBS: Is that to kill Maxy Waxy?
THE POOPSMITH: (Uh, yeah, how did you-)
BUBS: NUTHIN! {He gives the Poopsmith the lazor beam, then runs off}
THE POOPSMITH: (I'll leave the money on the counter for when you get back!)
{Cut to Maxy's pile of Wax, where Maxy is shoveling away. The Poopsmith comes up from behind and fires the lazor beam, but it hits the fluffy part of Maxy's Q-Tip and nothing happens. He throws the lazor beam away and hits Maxy on the head with his shovel instead. Cut back to the Boxor 186.}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Well, I didn't kill Maxy, but I hit him with my shovel. Will you accept that? Good. Well, I'm off to...off. Bye! {He leaves}
Easter Eggs
- Click on the Heavy Lourde during the email to see Homsar's head poking out from behind it.
- Click "kill" to see what happened to Homeschool.
{Homeschool is lying in the field at night. He gets up.}
HOMESCHOOL WINNER: Wow, that was close! I almost died!
{He then randomly bursts into flames}
- Click "shovel" to see a picture of The Poopsmith with a lazor beam and a shovel for hands.
Fun Facts
- The Poopsmith killing Homeschool "Strong Bad-Style" is a parody of the Strong Bad emails homsar and homeschool.
- The Poopsmith last hit Maxy over the head with his shovel in obvious job.
- Edgarietta is a parody of Brianrietta and Edgar.
