Other Character Email The Poopsmith/cooking show
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Poopsmith Email #18
The Poopsmith is asked what it would be like if he had his own cooking show.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Strong Bad,
Transcript
THE POOPSMITH: (Email: Because I'm worth it!) {Clicks on "mrsmith_email.exe"}
Subject: cooking show
Why don't you host a cooking show? You can then tell
everyone the great recepies you have stored up! I
will serve them to my friends and family for
Thanksgiving 2005.
{The Poopsmith scans the email}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Well, I suppose that'd be a good idea. But come on, do you really think anybody would watch it? Let's cut to some kinda dream sequence...
{We then cut to some kinda dream sequence. The Poopsmith is wearing a poop-covered apron and poop covered oven mitts on a set of a kitchen}
THE POOPSMITH: {Holds up a sign that says "Today, I will be showing you how to make..." and scribbles "cookies" underneath with a felt tip}
CANNED AUDIENCE: Yay!
THE POOPSMITH: {Holds up another sign, which says "Watch this carefully, because oviously I can't explain it to ya!".}
CANNED AUDIENCE: Hahahahahahahaha!
(Fade to black. A caption saying "10 minutes later" appears onscreen.)
THE POOPSMITH: {He opens the oven, releasing a disgusting odour from within. He holds up yet another sign saying "Mmm-mmm! Don't they smell SO GOOD?"}
CANNED AUDIENCE: YEAH!
{Camera pulls back to reveal that Strong Bad is watching this on the Telebision whilst wearing oven mitts}
STRONG BAD: This'll be a great prank. {He leaves and goes upstairs to the kitchen and pulls out some Poopsmith-brand cookies from the oven} Phew! It sure smells like I followed the recipe correctly. {He sprays the cookies with a spray can labeled "Sweet Cuppin' Cakes Cookie Spray: For cookies that smell bad"} Oh, Strong Sad!
Easter Eggs
Click on the spray can to get a closer look.
Commentary
The DVD features commentary by Poopsmith Z
POOPSMITH Z: Hello, welcome to the commentary for my first email, cooking show. It's a bit crappy, but hey, I've gotten better, right? Right? Yeah, anyway, the Poopsmith uses signs because he wouldn't be able to use his telepathy on everyone watching the show. Yeah. So that makes all the stuff he says in the Brownmunchies and Maxy's wax-cleaning service commercials completely void. I guess that means that people will still pay Maxy to dump wax on their roofs. Poor guys. Anyway, this scene is- woah, what's that smell? Oh-oh God. Thatkidsam's left an egg sandwich in here. Ugh. That's it. I'm gonna go cram some Swiss Cake Rolls into his Turbo-Graphx thingy. Bye!
