Other Character Email The Poopsmith/clip show
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Poopsmith Email #28
By: Poopsmith Z
The Poopsmith is asked about his history, but he's already told us about it, so he does a clip show instead.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Little Strong Bad, Poopaw, The Kidsmith, British Press, The Prince Of Town, Homeschool Winner (easter egg)
Transcript
THE POOPSMITH: (La la la la la. I am an email checker. La la la la la. I'm not ripping off Gunhaver.)
Dear Poopsmith,
What is your history? In other words,
What is your life story? How did
you become what you are today?
-Mitchell Smith, Strong Bad's Basement
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} Mister Smith? Again? Wow, you must be a bit of a fan. You've emailed me at least three times already! Anyway, {he clears the screen} I've already told yous guys most of my life story, so I'm not in the mood to tell ya again. Instead, I'm gonna whip out a good old-fashioned move used by American comedy shows called...the clip show. Another words, I'm gonna show ya clips from previous emails, accompanied by commentary 'n' such.
{cut to Little Strong Bad and The Kidsmith standing on a very high tree branch. Little Strong Bad is smiling, while the Kidsmith looks nervous}
THE POOPSMITH: {voiceover} When I was young, Strong Bad and I were good friends. We both played games together, such as "suicide".
{Little Strong Bad jumps out of the tree and lands safely on the ground. The Kidsmith jumps and splats onto the ground offscreen.}
THE POOPSMITH: {voiceover} (Strong Bad won. But he felt guilty and got his Mom to sew my leg back on. Just kidding. Anyhoo...)
{Cut to a birthday party scene. The Kidsmith and Little Strong Bad are playing ping pong.}
THE POOPSMITH: {voiceover} (Our friendship ended when something really bad happened at a birthday party.)
LITTLE STRONG BAD: Yay! I'm winning!
THE KIDSMITH: I don't think so! {Hits the ball onto the ceiling panel above Little Strong Bad}
{The ceiling panel falls down on top of Little Strong Bad, and a ton of garbage bags fall on top of him. Then, a package falls on top of him. And another. And another.}
LITTLE STRONG BAD: Wagh!
POOPAW: {Voiceover} Hey! What happened to all of my packages and my garbage bags? I bet it was Strong Bad! I'm gonna make him so miserable...
POOPSMITH: {Voiceover} (Yeah. He made him so miserable. Strong Bad wouldn't talk to me again. The next year, I had to take my vow of silence.)
{Cut to a large desk where the Kidsmith is standing. Cameras flash and microphones are coming from all over.}
BRITISH PRESS: And, what do you have to say about that?
THE KIDSMITH: Screw all y'all!
BRITISH PRESS: Blimey! I can't believe he said that!
{A large newspaper fills up the screen, with the headline "SPEECH BANNED IN THE UK!!" with a picture of the Poopsmith underneath.}
THE POOPSMITH: {Voiceover} The law was a lot tougher back then. Stupid Strong Bad got let off scot-free when he did it! Anyway, I soon realised it was my density to become a Poopsmith.
{Cut to a large, open pipe. A young Poopsmith is standing on top of it.}
THE KIDSMITH: (Wow, a pipe! What's it do?)
{The Kidsmith gets sucked into the large pipe, and smoke billows from it.}
{Cut to the King of Town's backyard.}
PRINCE OF TOWN: Doo hoo hoo, how am I going to move all of this brown stuff?
{A large explosion is heard. Kidsmith falls down on top of the crap pile, and looks around.}
PRINCE OF TOWN: You there! Would'ya like to shovel this poop?
THE KIDSMITH: {Shrugs}
PRINCE OF TOWN: Oh, come on! Here, use this shovel! {Tosses a shovel at Kidsmith}
{Cut back to the Boxor 186}
THE POOPSMITH: {typing} And not much has happened since then. Sorry about the clip show, guys. Next week's email will be better. Bye!
Easter Eggs
- Click on "clip show" to see a montage of Homeschool Winner getting burnt.
Fun Facts
- All the clips seen in this email are from previous emails.
