Other Character Email The Poopsmith/spare time

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Poopsmith Email #12

What does' The Poopsmith do in his free time, anyway?

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Stickly Man, The Ghost of General Tso, Bubs, Coach Z, Homsar

Transcript

POOPSMITH: (Join me on my single email hundred toilet dreams picture checking! Let's go!)

POOPSMITH!
WHAT DOES YOU DO IN YOUR SPARE TIME?
CRAPFULLY CRAPPILY CRAPPY,
VIVEK201



POOPSMITH: (Free time, huh, the 201st idiot? You've mostly seen what I do in my free time. Like, shovel stuff...) {The Poopsmith starts shoveling crap.} (Or, fight stuff...) {Stickly Man starts attacking The Ghost of General Tso with a shovel.} (Or, check stuff...)

POOPSMITH: (Let's see if I can smother these emails with crap. Ding dong.)

Poopsmith.
How do you type with crappy gloves on?





POOPSMITH: (Easy. DELETED!)

{The screen says DELETED!}

POOPSMITH: (Or, like, play st-)

BUBS: Poopsmith! You're late!

POOPSMITH: (Oh, right! I have a new job for my spare time!)

{A Batman-style scene change occurs, with a piece of crap in the center.}

BUBS: Okay, so you put on the Dijjery-Doo costume and dance around.

POOPSMITH: (And how much do I get payed?)

BUBS: Some more crap for your pile!

POOPSMITH:(Good.)

{Another scene change, with Dijjery-Doo's fang in the center.}

DIJJERY-DOO: {Dancing} Get your battle-axing lessons! A free lesson for a year subscripton!

COACH Z: Oarsome! Sounds great!

HOMSAR: DaAaAaAaAaAaAa, there's a great American trooper!

DIJJERY-DOO: (Wouldn't me dressing up as a battle axe or something make more since? I mean, is Dijjery-Doo is the mascot for the battle axing lessons, or what?)

BUBS: I'm not going to lie to you, Poopsmith. I couldn't afford the plastic to make a battle axe costume.

DIJJERY-DOO: (PLASTIC!?) {Suffocates and falls over}

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Dijjery-Doo to see a print-out poster of Homeschool Winner, Unnamed Girl, That Carrot Guy, and Dijjery-Doo.

Fun Facts

  • Battle-axing lessons were last seen in the email "other days".
  • The Poopsmith talking in the beginning was a reference to the way Strong Bad talked in "invisibility".
  • The intro song is a reference to "rock opera".
  • Bubs was hiring people to dance around in costumes in "part-time job".


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