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The Poopsmith E-Mails

Series Five (by CowPuncher D-WEEN)

Series Four (By Homsar44withpie)

Series Three (By Poopsmith Z & Thatkidsam)

Go to Series Two-->
Go to Series One-->
Go to Not Quite Emails^
Scroll Buttons, Scroll Buttons, 1-2, 1-2, please
email me good stuff, or I'll through poo...at you!

Series Two (By Poopsmith Z)

Go to Series Three-->
Go to Series One-->
Go to Not Quite Emails^

Series One (By Thatkidsam)

Go to Series Three-->
Go to Series Two-->
Go to Not Quite Emails^
Waitaminute...how can I be looking at
these on my Crappy 486? Didn't it get destroyed?

Not Quite Emails

Page Titles

  • E-Mail 1: Crapkin Computer!!
  • E-Mails 2-5: Crappy 486!!
  • E-Mail 6: Pom Pilot 000!!
  • E-Mail 7: Boxors or Briefs?
  • E-Mails 8-24, 26-Current: Boxor 186!!
    • E-Mail 25: Can you spare a dime, sir?

Scroll Button Raps

CURRENT: (Scroll Buttons, Scroll Buttons, 1-2, 1-2, please email me good stuff, or I'll through poo...at you!)

ARCHIVE:

  • Emails 1-4: (I wanna check my Psemails.)
  • Emails 5-6: (No! My Crappy! I pine for you!)
  • Emails 7-11: (Welcome to the no-voice crew, we hope you have a no-voice too!!)
  • Emails 12-15: (Okay, so... Real tiny when your mouse isn't over them, ridiculously huge when your mouse is. That's what I call scroll buttons.)
  • Emails 16-17: (The brown mayo doesn't bother you! Let's give a round of applause to... Scroll buttons.)
  • Emails 18-21: {He tries to play his shovel like a guitar, fails, and stops.} (I haven't checked my e-mail in a while...)
  • Emails 22-25: (Blah blah, scroll buttons, blah blah...)
  • Emails 26-27: (Tonight we're gonna scroll on like it's 1999!)
  • Emails 28-32: (SCROOOOOOOOOOOOLL BUUUUTTONS! Always take a chance on a crazy email checker like me! SCROOOOOOOOOOOOLL BUUUUTTONS! Always go to France with a crazy pooper scooper like me!)

The Poopsmith's Computers:

Boxor 186

At least it's better than the Crappy 486.

The Poopsmith uses this computer after Homeschool Winner breaks the Crappy 486. It has a powerful firewall, but it causes side-effects on the user. Like, burninating
anyone who sits at the desk in front of it. It can
also animate with Flash and create "digital murals"
with a Print Shop Pro program. It sits on his crap
pile, right next to the Crapasonic 900.
(Emails: 7-Present)

Crappy 486

The Poopsmith found this computer in his crap pile.
It is extremely similar to the Compy 386, but it has
orange text and it requires no plug-in like the
Lappy 486. It also has a small pile of crap on top
of it. (Emails: 1-5)


The Poopsmith E-Mail Characters

Send an email to The Poopsmith

Just leave your emails here! Please! If your email was here and it's not anymore, I've already answered it, or deleted it because it was stupid and I couldn't do anything with it.

Email Answered Next

34: analysis 

subject:job
Dear Teh Poopmeister, <br />
Why did you decide to shovel whatsit for the KOT??? <br />
Do you even wonder what he eats??? <br />
From, <br />
Spyke {from 20X6!}

Emails Answered Soon

Inbox

Dear Poopsmith,
I bet I could beat you at arm wrestling!
-Morgan Freeman
De-ar The Poopsmith,
I know of a -smith sorta your style.
He workes at the aquarium,
and his name is The Squidsmith.
Please to be meeting him.
Please to be sending me a brain muffin.
ZimSearly,
Homfrog, at Free Country Zoo.
 Dear Mr. Smith
Here's one for you.
Since you took a vow of silence,
Do you make a sound when you burp?
-John Tickle, UK.
Dear Poopsmith,
If you were stuck in a vent shaft with only one item, what would it be?
Dolpins
Dear Poopsmith,
You are no longer banned from talking!
Sign The king of the UK

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