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Poopsmith Email #4
The Poopsmith shows us all of the trash he has found over the years.
Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Maxy Waxy
Transcript
POOPSMITH: (The stains! Oh, I wonder how this computer is immune to these gloves.)
Poop...smith.
Since you shovel crap for a living, I bet you find
some really cool stuff that people throw away! Tell us
about the things you've found so far.
Crapfully yours,
Foo-Goo-Man
POOPSMITH: (You're right, boogeyman. People throw a lot of stuff away into my crap pile because they never want to see it again. I try to save it in a special place if I need it later. Let's take a look!) {Walks to the King of Town's grill.'}
POOPSMITH: {Speaking as objects appear on the screen} (Okay, so there's a model rocket, a carrot, a painting, a bag of fake money, Strong Bad's old boxing gloves, a box of No-Name Brand Emails, some of Strong Mad's oragami, a Trivia Ti-)
MAXY WAXY: Hey, Poopsmith! Are you not talking today?
POOPSMITH: (Shut up, Maxy! I was showing the fans all the junk I have!)
MAXY WAXY: What fans? Do you realize that you have no fans? Everybody flocks to my e-mails, which I check with my state-of-the-art Tandy 800!
POOPSMITH: (You? Fans? Hah! Your e-mails suck!)
MAXY WAXY: Oh, they'll be converted. By my chanting!
{Cut back to The Poopsmith answering the email.}
POOPSMITH: (Lousy, good-for-nothing, stuck-up, chanting Maxy Waxy! I'll show him one day!)
{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}
Easter Eggs
- Click on chanting to hear Maxy Waxy's chanting.
- Click on one day to see The Poopsmith launch the model rocket into Maxy Waxy, launching him into oblivion.
Fun Facts
- The carrot is from the museum, in the section with Coach Z sketches.
- Just before Maxy Waxy comes in, The Poopsmith mentions "A Trivia Time". Trivia Time is Pom Pom's dog and a cookie jar in Marzipan's house.
- The box of No Name-Brand Emails is from "cheatday."
- Strong Mad last did "oragami" in "unused emails."
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