Other Character Email The Poopsmith/spying

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Poopsmith Email #14

The Poopsmith was once a very important person involved in the justice of Free Country... You ever seen Senor and Mr. Bland lately?

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Agent 770, Cueball, Senor Smuggler, Dr. Bland, Bubs, Mr. Bland (easter egg)

Transcript

POOPSMITH: (Oh, man! These emails are getting on my nerves!)

Dear inanimate object,
Since so many people don't notice you, you've probably seen a ton of cool
stuff happen from your spot in the King's backyard!
Tell us about all
the cool stuff you've seen as you spy.
Crapfully yours,
TimeGeneratorMaster, ME

POOPSMITH: (Oh. Well, I did experience that knife fight between Coach Z and Pom Pom. Pom Pom exploded into millions of tiny pieces due to that helium he drank back in the Isle of Pom. Anyway, Old-Timey, I've solved so many mysteries, they made a crime show of my famous mystery, The Conspiracy of Senor and Mr. Bland! You can check it out, I'm about to go to a remake of it for a DVD.)

{A logo of "The Conspiracy of Senor Smuggler & Dr. Bland" swirls up to the screen, with theme music accompaniment. The cast flashes up on the screen.}

  • The Poopsmith as "Agent 770"
  • Pom Pom as "Cueball"
  • Senor as "Senor Smuggler"
  • Mr. Bland as "Dr. Bland"
  • Bubs as "Bubs"

AGENT 770: (Oh, just diggin' some graves for the hobos...)

VOICE #1: {Whispering} Okay, is the plan ready?

VOICE #2: Yeah, but should we do it right in front of that grave-digger? He could be suspicious!

VOICE #1: There's not much time before those cops arrive! Just do the plan! I've got the illegal tools! You take them to WestWay Point!

VOICE #2: You got it!

{Two shadowy people scurry away. Agent 770 notices them and whips out a cell phone.}

AGENT 770: (Cueball! We have a case here. Two people are smuggling illegal tools to WestWay Point! Let's cut them off!)

CUEBALL: (Finally, a case! To the Kaimobile!)

{A Batman-style scene change occurs, with Agent 770's face in the center. Agent 770 and Cueball are now in a Corvette.}

CUEBALL: (Okay, here's WestWay Point! Get your super-secret weapon just in case!)

{The two shadowy figures are standing near The Stick. Their forms are finally revealed.}

SENOR SMUGGLER: Hey, look! It's that grave-digger!

AGENT 770: (No, it's Agent 770! I've come to put an end to your evil smuggling plans!)

DR. BLAND: Engage huge fight scene!

{Dr. Bland cartwheels into Cueball, who bounces off and kicks him into a brick wall that pops out of nowhere. Agent 770 spins his "secret weapon," his shovel, around and a gunshot is heard. Senor Smuggler falls to the ground and gets back up, this time karate-chopping Agent 770.}

AGENT 770: (This ends NOW!) {He takes his shovel and swings it around to get momentum, then chucks it into Dr. Bland. He holds Cueball as a sheild, and he pops.} (No! That was my best agent!)

SENOR SMUGGLER: Ha, ha ha ha! We gots you now! Any last words?

{A huge concession stand, Bubs and all, falls out of the sky and crushes both of the villans.}

BUBS: Hot time!

{A bunch of unreadable credits flash by very, very quickly.}

POOPSMITH: (Well, that was awesome. The DVD is going to be great! There's going to be commentary, deleted scenes, everything! Well, I hope you buy it.)

{A large piece of crap appears at the top of the screen, displaying the message "Click Here To E-Mail The Poopsmith."}

Easter Eggs

  • Wait around for 15 seconds to see Mr. Bland, alive, come up and say that he has smuggled a prototype of the DVD and will process it so you can see it before the next email.

Fun Facts

  • During the fight scene, you can see Dangeresque in the background if you squint.
  • Bubs crushing Mr. Bland and Senor also happened in a flashback in "origins".
  • The fight scene uses a lot of Matrix-style kicks.
  • Pom Pom bursting could be an answer for the email "pom pom".
  • Agent 770 is an obvious reference to James Bond, who was Agent 007.
  • Agent 770's sidekick's nickname, Cueball, is a reference to The Simpsons (episode "Homer The Vigilante") where Homer named all of his sidekicks 1-Ball, 2-Ball, and named Moe "Cueball".


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