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The New Trogador Adventures

Episode 006: Random
Trogador uses a machine to take control of Challenge City. Oh, and he also frees a mastermind from another dimension and causes the city to blow up too.

Transcript

{cut to black screen that says "IN A.D 20X8". The screen then changes it's text it to "A DRAGON WENT TO THE CLOUDS TO PLAY THE PRICE IS RIGHT. THAT DRAGON IS..." The words disappear, and TROGADOR in orange letters appears. Below are the options "START GAME", "SECRET CODE WORD", and "OPTIONAL OPTIONS". The first set of words light up, and we get taken to this screen....}

{cut to Trogador's Nest.}

TROGADOR: Another day, another email to check!

{Trogador takes out the TrogPilot.}

TROGADOR: Well...uhh...mon-sour le fat-el rolex, in 1936, I wasn't alive yet.

{Trogador takes out a picture of Steamboat Troggie.}

TROGADOR: My Dad was, though. He steered a boat or something.

{Trogador puts the picture away.}

TROGADOR: As for your second question...I can't even comprehend that. Is that some secret language nobody told me about or something?

TROGADOR: But I'll get back to that later. As for your statement, my pizza cannons are so in style! Yours are so last November!

TROGADOR: And back to that second question...John! Come in here!

{John walks in.}

JOHN: What do you want this time?

TROGADOR: Do you have your hand-held Richard Scale on you?

{John takes a small detector out of his lab coat.}

TROGADOR: I need you to help me with a message.

{Trogador gives John the TrogPilot. He holds it up to the hand-held Richard Scale. The Richard Scale faintly beeps five times.}

JOHN: Yup, this is about a 55 random message. That's pretty close to being dangerous, you know.

TROGADOR: Random is dangerous?

JOHN: Of course it is. If anything exceeds 65 on the Richard Scale, things could explode out of nowhere. Luckily, the worst Challenge City's ever seen was a 61.

TROGADOR: Hmm...so we could just make things explode with the use of a machine that generates completely random things?

JOHN: Hypothetically, yes.

TROGADOR: Do we have one of those machines?

JOHN: This is way too dangerous stuff to be using for a silly conquest, Trog.

TROGADOR: But I can feel it! This one's bound for success!

JOHN: No means no!

TROGADOR: Fine. I just had a hunch that it might prevent the Revolution and-

JOHN: Did you say prevent the Revolution?

TROGADOR: Well, it's just an idea...

JOHN: I'll be right back!

{John runs out of the room. A few seconds later, he wheels in a silver cannon with a red R imprinted on the side.}

JOHN: This is the Random Cannon. It's only a prototype, so be careful.

TROGADOR: Well then, let's take it out for a test drive!

{cut to a hill overlooking Stinko HQ. The cannon is aimed at the HQ. Trogador stands at it, wearing goggles. Kray, John, Clyde, Drew, and The Two Astromund Fans sit on bleachers behind him. Bubs stands at a popcorn cart next to them.}

BUBS: Popcorn, popcorn! Get it while it'll stain your pants!

KRAY: Aye, what's the hold up here?

CLYDE: I hope that we watch Silent Knife 4: The Reknifening!

JOHN: He's gonna shoot a cannon, Clyde.

CLYDE: Really? That's ridiculous, they should have stuck to the knife formula!

ASTROMUND 2: YEAH! YEAH! YEAH! LET'S DO THIS!

ASTROMUND 1: Kyle, you're embarrassing us!

TROGADOR: Ladies and ghosts, what you are about to see might shock you. It also might make you go home and say "Wow, that was flipping sweet!". Regardless of your reaction, today's the day we're gonna blow stuff up.

CLYDE: DON'T GO IN THERE YOU GONNA GET SLASHED!

TROGADOR: ...anyways, without further ado, let's charge this sucker up!

{cut to The Kitchen in Stinko HQ. Stinkoman, 1-Up, and Pan Pan are standing there.}

STINKOMAN: It sure is a good day to stand in the Kitchen!

PAN PAN: {Agreeing badalangs}

1-UP: You're right! We should just stay in these exact spots all day!

{A loud "vroom" is heard and a blue beam breaks through the wall and hits the three. Rubble falls on top of them. Stinkoman pushes the rubble off of himself. He has a frog's head and a dog's body. The blue hair remains.}

STINKOMAN: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAt kind of monstrosity have I turned into?!

{1-Up and Pan Pan come out from under the rubble.}

1-UP: {Confused badalangs}

PAN PAN: {speaking with an upper-class British accent} That was rather dreadful, don't you-egads!

1-UP: {Excited badalangs}

PAN PAN: Yes, it seems I can speak proper English now and you can't! Oh, joyous day!

STINKOMAN: Alright, panda, you can talk now! But we have bigger problems: I'm a frog-dog!

{cut back to The Hill.}

TROGADOR: As you can see, ladies and ghosts, Stinkoman is now a hybrid animal, and 1-Up and Pan Pan have changed voices.

DREW: That doesn't make much sense. If it's a random cannon, then why did it switch their voices?

TROGADOR: Because it's completely random what the cannon does! it might turn you into a jellyfish or change your hair or maybe it can blow you up!

JOHN: People can only blow up if it's a 95 scale. This is only a 15 scale.

TROGADOR: Well, that won't be enough to take over the city! Let's turn the power up on this...

{Trogador pushes a small button on the cannon three times.}

TROGADOR: There...now let's fire into the City Square!

{Trogador fires the cannon again. A louder "vroom" is heard and a larger blue beam hits the City Square. Everything there turns into a dense patch of trees, with fish instead of branches.}

TROGADOR: Hmm...fish trees...not enough!

{Trogador presses the button three more times and continues blasting.}

{cut to a crowded city street. The News Astromund is talking to the camera. Frantic Astromunds run around screaming while blue beams fire down.}

NEWS ASTROMUND: As you can see, Dave, the universe has decided that it hates Challenge City! Blue beams are randomly firing down from an unknown point on the city, warping the city in terrible ways!

{A screaming Astromund runs behind The News Astromund and gets zapped. The Astromund is turned into a green puddle.}

NEWS ASTROMUND: This truly is a catastrophic day in Challenge City, Dave.

{Suddenly, a blue beam hits The News Astromund. He turns into a two-headed bird and flies away.}

{cut to The Hill again. Trogador is rapidly firing away as everybody sits and watches.}

TROGADOR: Yeah, take that, news jerk!

JOHN: Trog, stop firing! It's at level 60!

TROGADOR: Just one second!

JOHN: Trog, don't you see what you've done? The sky's yellow and the city's purple! All the grass is blue!

TROGADOR: Hey, that reminds me! Let's aim for some clouds!

{Trogador tils the cannon up and shoots at a cloud. The beam hits the cloud and replaces it with a hole.}

TROGADOR: {turning off the cannon} That doesn't look too good...

JOHN: Trog, I think you broke through this dimension!

{cut to The Hole in The Sky. A caped Homsar-like figure wearing a black shirt with a white "H" on it flies out. The figure wears a black top hat and has bright red eyes.}

BUBS: Who's that guy?

DREW: I don't know, but this isn't gonna end well...

{The Homsar-like figure descends down to a rooftop. Looking down at the city, he opens his mouth. Black beams fly out, causing a nearby building to randomly explode.}

JOHN: That guy upped the scale to 80! We need to stop him, and quick!

TROGADOR: Okay, uh, I'll go fight him off. You reverse the cannon so it makes things normal!

{Trogador flies up off of The Hill and towards the Homsar-like figure. A round, green ship gets in his way, however. The ship has a purple Z imprinted on the side. The ship lands next to the Homsar-like figure, and a door opens. The Shadowy Figure steps out - however, he isn't shadowy. He wears green armor and a green cape and Coach Z's Z emblem around his waist.}

MASTER Z: {the Shadowy Figure} I didn't think it was true, but Master H has finally returned to this dimension!

MASTER H: {the Homsar-like figure} Gesundhteit, General!

MASTER Z: Ahh, yes, this situation...I'm not really certain what exactly is going on, but it's benfitting my operation nonetheless.

MASTER H: Does the horse radish drink at noon?

MASTER Z: I never considered that, to be honest.

{Trogador lands on the rooftop.}

TROGADOR: Alright, jerks, I'm putting a stop to you guys ruining my evil plans!

MASTER Z: Trogador? It's been long, pet!

TROGADOR: I'm not your pet anymore, Z, I broke out. And step aside so I can beat up the stubby guy.

MASTER Z: You said this was your plot, Trogador? I really have underestimated you!

TROGADOR: I'm quite the evil genius, you know!

{The two masters laugh.}

MASTER H: Red jumping jacks don't sleep on Tuesday, you traffic cone!

MASTER Z: I concur.

TROGADOR: So it looks like I'll have to fight both of you!

MASTER Z: You're making one big mistake, Trogador.

{Master Z runs at Trogador. Trogador flies up and Master Z continues running until he runs off the rooftop.}

MASTER Z: In retrospect, that plan was flaaaaaaaaaawed!

TROGADOR: Alright now, random guy, it's your turn!

{Master H laughs and shoots black beams at Trogador. He flies off the building.}

{cut to the bottom of the building. Master Z is standing there.}

MASTER Z: I'm certainly glad that an evil mastermind lands on his feet!

{Trogador drops down and lands belly-up on Master Z. Trogador has two heads.}

TROGADOR: Ugh...that little guy has it coming to- why do I have two heads?

{Master H flies down.}

MASTER H: Are you prepared for the mouse pad hurricane, Kentucky?

TROGADOR: You have me a second head which doesn't appear to be doing anything! You're gonna pay!

{Yelling is heard. Stinkoman is running to Trogador with 2-Up and Pan Pan following him.}

PAN PAN: Slow down, Stinkoman, I cannot keep up with you when you're like this!

1-UP: {Agreeing badalangs}

STINKOMAN: That dragon turned me into a frog-dog! That dragon is gonna pay! DOUUUUUUUUUBLE DUEEEEEEEEECE!

{Stinkoman hops up and tries to headbutt Trogador. Trogador dodges the attack and Master H gets hit instead. Master H flies off into the distance. Master Z gets up out of the crater Trogador made when he fell.}

MASTER Z: Ugh...you need to work on your weight, Trogador...

TROGADOR: Shut up before I jump off the building for kicks!

{Suddenly, John and the rest of the guys come flying down the same road Stinkoma and Co. did with the cannon.}

JOHN: Look out everybody! It's gonna blow!

{The cannon explodes and everything flashes orange. After the orange dust goes away, everything is back to normal - Trogador has two heads, Stinkoman is Stinkoman, and the city isn't purple.}

MASTER Z: Well, it's been fun almost destroying the city with you, Trogador. We'll have to do lunch.

{Master Z teleports away.}

STINKOMAN: Yay, my body's back!

PAN PAN: {Sad badalangs}

1-UP: Let's go celebrate!

STINKOMAN: Let's all get pudding!

1-UP: {angrily} Don't you ever say that again.

{They walk away.}

JOHN: So...

TROGADOR: Let's just leave and forget about this, alright?

JOHN: Agreed.

{cut to the Space Station seen in email 2. The Caped Figure sits in his chair, watching the events that just happened on a screen.}

CAPED FIGURE: So it seems as if there is already an evil overlord in Challenge City.

{One of the Black Astromunds walks up to him.}

BLACK ASTROMUND: What does that mean, sir?

CAPED FIGURE: Well, Jack, it means that we're going to have to do a little overthrow first...get the ship ready.

THE END!

Fun Facts

  • Trogador actually played Jeopardy!, not The Price Is Right.
  • The Richard Scale is a play on the Richter Scale, which measures earthquakes and their power or something like that?
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