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The New Trogador Adventures

Episode 009: Different Town
Trogador explores a virtual reality and watches a dumb animal cartoon.

Transcript

{cut to black screen that says "IN A.D 20X8". The screen then changes it's text it to "A DRAGON GOT BREATHED ON BY SOME CREEP. THAT DRAGON IS..." The words disappear, and TROGADOR in orange letters appears. Below are the options "START GAME", "SECRET CODE WORD", and "OPTIONAL OPTIONS". The first set of words light up, and we get taken to this screen....}

{cut to The Living Room. Trogador is sitting on the couch.}

TROGADOR: An email a day keeps the doctor away!

TROGADOR: ...strong-guh bads? What's a strong-guh bads?

{John walks up to Trogador and whispers in his ear.}

TROGADOR: {mumbling to John} Yeah, no, I still don't get what you mean.

JOHN: {whispering} Homestar Runner.com!

TROGADOR: {mumbling} What's a home star runner? A dumb animal?

AFTER TEN HOURS OF FORCED VIEWING

{cut to Trogador on the couch. His eyes are red and he looks tired.}

TROGADOR: Well, Zoo, I still don't have any idea who Strong Bad is, or any of the people he changed. So I guess we can't answer your email!

{John walks in.}

JOHN: Now hold it right there!

TROGADOR: What?

JOHN: We can't do that! This email is like 15 lines!

TROGADOR: Actually, it's more like 20-

JOHN: Whatever! All I'm saying is that we have a standard to keep up, and I'm not letting you cut off the email right now!

TROGADOR: Well, how do you propose we work with this?

JOHN: Follow me.

{cut to a padded white room with white helmets with wires sticking out of them laying around. Trogador, Kray, John, Clyde, and Drew walk in.}

TROGADOR: What room is this? Do I get a Batcave?

KRAY: No, this...this is the...eh...cereal...room?

JOHN: Nope, this is the Virtual Reality Room.

DREW: I didn't know we had one of those.

JOHN: We do now!

{They all walk forward and put helmets on their head. John walks over to one of the walls with a computer built on it.}

JOHN: Computer! Our destination is "What if the changes in Strong Bad's different town song really happened?".

COMPUTER: PROCESSING...PROCESSING...PROCESSING...BLEEP BLOOP BLIP BLOP BLEEP BEEP...'K YOU'RE GOOD

{Everybody glows blue and the room changes to The Living Room. None of them are wearing helmets anymore. They look around for a few seconds.}

KRAY: I dun feel different...

JOHN: And everything looks the same...

CLYDE: And I'm not a giant man-eating dragonfly yet...

TROGADOR: Hah! I knew that nothing would happen! Now, excuse me as I walk outside for a breath of fresh, I-was-right air.

{Trogador walks over to The Living Room balcony and exits.}

TROGADOR (OFF-CAMERA): Uhh...guys?

DREW: Yeah?

TROGADOR (OFF-CAMERA): Come here, and hurry!

{They all walk over to the balcony.}

{cut to below the balcony. The camera slowly pans down to Challenge City, which has a green cloud around it. The buildings are crumbled and a black citadel sits up above.}

TROGADOR: What the crap is the deal with that?

JOHN: Well, judging by the ominous thing, I'd say Challenge City is evacuated or under oppressive rule.

TROGADOR: Well, Zoo077, to answer your question, if the song came true, Challenge City would be an oppressive, toxic teenage wasteland. Now, John, let's go back to reality.

JOHN: ...we can't.

TROGADOR: What do you mean, we can't?

JOHN: The timer for the virtual reality is set for an hour so that we could properly explore any changes. We've only been here for a minute and 30 seconds.

TROGADOR: So what you're saying is that we just have to wait here for 29 more minutes?

JOHN: Pretty much.

{Everybody sits around for a few seconds. Clyde starts to whistle.}

TROGADOR: So how 'bout dem bears?

KRAY: Din't see the game.

TROGADOR: Ah.

{They sit around for a few more seconds.}

CLYDE: Something needs to happen right NOW!

{All of a sudden, a loud crash is heard. The Temple starts to tip and descend.}

TROGADOR: What the crap was that?

JOHN: I don't know, but it looks like it's bringing us down!

TROGADOR: Quick, everybody! Hold on to me, I'll fly us out of here!

{Everybody grabs onto Trogador. They fly off of the balcony and down to a Challenge City street.}

{cut to the street. There are rock piles everywhere and a green mist hovers about. Trogador and Co. land on the street.}

KRAY: So, are we gonna die if we stay down 'ere long enough?

JOHN: I'd say no. It looks like the only thing that can threaten us is that black thing up there...

{A ruckus is heard from behind Trogador. Everybody turns around to see what is causing it. Nebulon is running down to them.}

TROGADOR: Aww man, I was hoping you'd be dead...

NEBULON: Glad to see you too, Trogador!

TROGADOR: Did you shoot us out of the sky?

NEBULON: For your defense!

DREW: How would that have helped us?

NEBULON: Overlord 1-Up would have shot you down-

TROGADOR: Wait, what?

NEBULON: You don't know? Well, this is no place to be explaining, Astromunds are swarming all over now...let's get back to HQ.

{Nebulon scuttles over to a manhole and somehow jumps into it. Yeah, I'll spare you the details.}

TROGADOR: Should we follow?

KRAY: Got nothin' better ta do.

{They all squeeze down into the manhole.}

{cut to a dark sewer tunnel. Nebulon is leading, with Trogador and everybody else behind.}

TROGADOR: Eww, this place smells like dead!

NEBULON: Follow through this door!

{Nebulon opens up a hatch and scurries in. The others follow.}

{cut to a completely dark room.}

TROGADOR: Can any of you guys see anything?

{A light goes on, revealing the room to be mostly empty, aside for a desk in the middle with papers across it. The room is large and has plenty of space in it. Tampo sits at the desk.}

TAMPO: Hello, Nebulon.

NEBULON; Hey Tamps, I brought helpers.

TAMPO: Hmm...a stupid dragon and some other stupid creatures. They'll be much better field agents than you, at least.

NEBULON: If you haven't noticed, I'm a fat alien! And brief them already!

TAMPO: Oh. Right. Well, Dr. H. G. Winner was a brilliant mind. I had the pleasure of being his protoge. He was about 500 years old, though, and it was his time to go. Before he did, he made one last robot, codenamed 1-U-P.

TAMPO: 1-U-P was modeled after Dr. Winner, but with much greater physical abilities. 1-U-P, donning the name 1-Up, became the Defender of Challenge City.

TAMPO: He hung around with his dumb friend Stinkoman for a while, but his brain was hungry for more power. So he charmed his way into our hearts while at the same time, stealing our freedom away from us.

TAMPO: Over a few years, his power increased, and eventually, he became dictator of Challenge City. After throwing his friends Stinkoman and Pan Pan to the rioters, we Bosses saw what must be done. We assembled once more, for the greater good.

TROGADOR: So wait...1-Up's the bad guy, and you bad guys are the good guys?

NEBULON: Yup.

TAMPO: As much as I hate to say it, yes, we are fighting for good.

TROGADOR: So where are all of the other Bosses?

TAMPO: They're all dead.

CLYDE: Ba-dum tish!

TROGADOR: Well, that must suck. Been nice chatting with you, gotta go now.

NEBULON: Don't leave! We need you to overthrow the oppressors!

TROGADOR: Yeah, I'm not really in the mood to be overthrowing anything, might be what I ate-

TAMPO: {gets up} You will not leave. I won't allow it.

TROGADOR: And who's gonna stop me? You?

TAMPO: Bring it on, sister.

{Trogador punches Tampo in the face.}

TAMPO: Ow, why'd you do that?

TROGADOR: Get 'em, boys!

{Kray and Clyde jump on Tampo and start to beat on him.}

NEBULON: This is madness!

TROGADOR: And this is a dragon leaving! Nice seeing you, boys, but we're jetting! Come on, guys!

{Everybody but Tampo and Nebulon leaves.}

TAMPO: Ugh...are you gonna go get them?

NEBULON: Nah. There's some Astromunds that were trailing after me that'll do that.

{cut to the street.}

JOHN: You know, I really think we should have helped them.

TROGADOR: Hey, being a Resistance member is not our duty...yet, anyways...

JOHN: These people are in danger! 1-Up is ruling over the city with an iron foot!

TROGADOR: So? This reality isn't real! It's not like any of it matters!

JOHN: I know, but still...

SOMEBODY THAT'S NOT ON SCREEN: Halt!

{they turn to around to see two red and blue Astromunds.]

RED ASTROMUND: Put your hands up!

'TROGADOR: Psh, you're just an Astromund! I can take you!

{They pull out large machine guns. Everybody puts their hands up.}

{cut to a dungeon. Everybody is chained up to a wall.}

TROGADOR: Gee, this sure was a fun experience, John! If I ever see that little Zoo jerk I'm gonna do stuff!

JOHN: If you weren't so bent on answering emails for a silly show, we wouldn't be stuck in this virtual reality dungeon in the first place!

{A blue Astromund walks forward.}

BLUE ASTROMUND: Baron Up wants to see you.

{cut to a throne room. Black tapestries hang from the wall, and the throne is black. A black clock sits above the throne. 1-Up sits in the throne, with a plain black shirt and goatee. Trogador and Co. walk in.}

TROGADOR: Woah, sweet goatee!

BARON UP: {in a deeper 1-Up voice} Silence! You will talk when you are talked to!

{Trogador whimpers.}

BARON UP: Now it comes to my attention that you have been in contact with the Resistance recently. Care to squeal?

TROGADOR: Yeah, they're based in an old sewer room beneath the manhole on Main. Drop down in, go forward about three meters, and open the hatch. I'll draw a map if you need one.

BARON UP: Oh. Really? Well, I was expecting you to defend them so I could beat you up, and that was on my schedule...so you're about to get beaten up regardless!

{Baron Up jumps out of the chair.}

TROGADOR: Yeah, so sorry, but according to that clock, it's about time I leave.

{Trogador and Co. teleport out.}

BARON UP: Huh. Jeeves, get back to bombing the pudding ships!

{cut to inside Master Z's Lair (shown at the end of Level 9). Master Z is walking down a hallway with a green bathrobe on when a black ship crashes through the ceiling. Caped Fogure steps out.}

MASTER Z: What the devil is going on here?!

CAPED FIGURE: Master Z, I'm afraid that you're no longer a master anymore.

{Caped Figure laughs.}

THE END!

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