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The New Trogador Adventures

Episode 008: Fandom
Trogador finds success with fans, but gets caught up in the heat of the moment (telling me what your heart meant).

Transcript

{cut to black screen that says "IN A.D 20X8". The screen then changes it's text it to "A DRAGON ARSONED UP A PLACE AND THEN GOT IN A SNAP BATTLE. THAT DRAGON IS..." The words disappear, and TROGADOR in orange letters appears. Below are the options "START GAME", "SECRET CODE WORD", and "OPTIONAL OPTIONS". The first set of words light up, and we get taken to this screen....}

{cut to The Dining Room. Everybody is sitting at it and eating some gray mush.}

TROGADOR: So...is this supposed to be gray mush?

DREW: Yeah, this stuff is a delicacy in Cane!

KRAY: People in Cane must have terr'ble taste, then...

JOHN: Yeah, this stuff is pretty bad.

CLYDE: You said you were gonna get me Blubbo's!

DREW: If you simpletons don't appreciate my cooking, then you can go get it yourself!

{Drew storms off into The Kitchen.}

JOHN: So who wants to go get Blubbo's?

CLYDE: I do!
KRAY: Sure.

JOHN: Trog, you coming?

TROGADOR: Nah. Just get me a double. I'll answer an email.

{Trogador walks out into The Living Room.}

TROGADOR: No better time for email than email time!

TROGADOR: Wow, Cola-mare, thanks! I do think I am pretty awesome but nobody seems to believe me! I'm much more awesome than that Tampo jerk anyways.

{Heavy breathing is heard.}

TROGADOR: {turns around} What? Who's there?

{An Astromund wearing a t-shirt that says TROGADOR steps forward.}

ASTROMUND: Umm...hi.

TROGADOR: Who are you? And how'd you get in here?

OLLIE: I'm Ollie...I sent that email.

TROGADOR: And how'd you get in here?

OLLIE: Well, it's a long story.

{cut to a screen showing Ollie in The Living Room.}

OLLIE (VOICEOVER): When you were gone, I climbed up here and broke into your house so that I could...uh...smell all of your stuff and sleep in your nest.

{cut to Ollie sleeping in his nest.}

OLLIE (VOICEOVER): But when you returned I hid in your closet, only coming out to watch you do your email show.

{cut back to the regular Living Room with Trogador in it.}

TROGADOR: So you're saying you're an obsessive stalker creep?

OLLIE: Well, I...er...uh...

TROGADOR: Neat!

OLLIE: Excuse me?

TROGADOR: I've never had an obsessive fan before! Come, give me a hug!

{Ollie makes a happy whimper noise and falls over.}

{cut to The Living Room later on. Trogador and Ollie are watching TV when John walks in.}

JOHN: Hey Trog, here's your double-who's the Astromund?

TROGADOR: This is Ollie. He's my new stalker friend.

OLLIE: Excuse me, did you say double?

TROGADOR: Yeah, I like the meaty burgers.

OLLIE: Oh no no, that's bad! You see, on the Trogador Fan Forums, we got into a discussion about your weight, and ClydeH8r45 left the forums because he thought you promoted obesity!

TROGADOR: Where's Clyde-h-eighter-45 now?

OLLIE: He...he converted to Tampo.

TROGADOR: That's it, John, no more Blubbo's for me! You can keep that double!

JOHN: You're just gonna let some creepy stalker waltz in and boss you around based on Internet forum drama?

TROGADOR: Yes.

{John sighs and walks away.}

TROGADOR: Well, I'm getting tired. I'm gonna go sleep.

OLLIE: Where can I sleep?

TROGADOR: Come with me, the nest is big enough for both of us.

{Ollie makes the happy whimper again and they leave.}

OLLIE (OFF-CAMERA): Trogador, you and me are gonna be super double omega extra surplus amazing funtacular best friends forever, right?

TROGADOR (OFF-CAMERA): Uh...yeah, Ollie, sure...

THE NEXT DAY

{cut to The Kitchen. Drew is stirring something when Trogador walks in.}

TROGADOR: Hey Drew.

DREW: Hello, narrow-minded simpleton.

TROGADOR: You got any low-fat stuff? I'm watching the weight so my ratings will improve.

DREW: Psh. Yeah right. For a dragon, you're as skinny as a junebug!

TROGADOR: Are you sure? Clyde-h-eighter-45 says that I promote obesity!

DREW: Well, don't listen to what Clyde says!

TROGADOR: {sigh} You're no help. I'm going to the organic food market.

{Trogador walks out.}

{cut to The Dining Room. Trogador is walking through when Ollie jumps at him.}

OLLIE: Hey super-best-pal!

TROGADOR: Oh, hey, Ollie. What do you want?

OLLIE: I've been browsing the Trogador Fan Forums, and I noticed that some users have complained about your look.

TROGADOR: What about my look?

OLLIE: They say it's bland. They don't like the parade dragon style. I actually sort of agree with them.

TROGADOR: What do you mean?

OLLIE: I just don't think you connect with the kids, is all. But I got the perfect stuff for you.

{Ollie throws a clock around Trogador's neck, gives him a side-turned baseball cap, and some thick glasses.}

OLLIE: Perfect! The kids are bound to like you!

TROGADOR: Well...whatever you say, Ollie.

{Trogador walks out into The Living Room. John and Kray are watching TV.}

TROGADOR: So? What do you guys think?

KRAY: I think that you're bad and yeh should feel bad.

JOHN: Did that little Quincy-

OLLIE: {walks up} Ollie.

JOHN: Whatever! Did that little jerk put you up to this!

TROGADOR: Ollie says I'll get better ratings from the kids these days.

OLLIE: Kids like clocks and glasses!

JOHN: {gets up and leaves} This is ridiculous.

LATER THAT DAY

{cut to The Dining Room. Everybody but Trogador and Ollie are there.}

JOHN: Alright, I called this meeting to discuss a common problem.

CLYDE: They didn't give me special sauce at Blubbo's?

JOHN: No, but we'll get to that later. The problem is that little Ollie jerk. He's been bossing Trogador around and touching all of our stuff!

KRAY: What do we do about 'em?

JOHN: I vote for kidnap and throw off into Lava Zone. All in favor?

KRAY: Aye.
CLYDE: Yeah.
DREW: Mm-hmm.

JOHN: Alright, it's settled. Kray, you'll charge at him with your sword. Drew and Clyde, hold the sack behind him. I'll tie it up and throw away the evidence.

{They all get up and walk into The Living Room. Ollie and Trogador are standing there.}

JOHN: Get him!

TROGADOR: Woah woah woah, hold up, guys! I need to talk to you about something.

JOHN: You're finally ditching that pathetic waste?

TROGADOR: No, not in your words...Ollie says that the fans are growing tired of all of you...so I'm kicking you out.

KRAY: What?!

CLYDE: You can't do that!

TROGADOR: I can, and I already have replacements lined up. Boys!

{1-Up walks in wearing an eyepatch.}

TROGADOR: 1-Up will be replacing you, Kray. He's seen all of the Pirates of the K-Ribbean movies, so I think we'll be okay.

1-UP: Arr, I'm a ninja!

{Pan Pan walks in wearing a labcoat.}

TROGADOR: Pan Pan will be replacing John. I don't understand what he's saying, but he kind of sounds smart!

PAN PAN: {Intelligent badalangs.}

{Bubs walks in, wearing an orange sheet over his head.}

TROGADOR: Bubs will be replacing Clyde because he's the only one with pop culture knowledge.

BUBS: Madballs McDonald's Journey!

DREW: So...who's replacing me?

OLLIE: I will.

DREW: But you're just a no-talent hack! I bet you can't even make cereal!

JOHN: Don't waste your time arguing, Drew. We're not welcome here. Let's go, everybody.

{They all leave.}

BUBS: The 90's?

OLLIE: So, how does it feel with your new cast?

TROGADOR: I don't know...those guys were my best friends...

OLLIE: But I thought we were best friends!

TROGADOR: We are, Ollie...

OLLIE: Good. Because if we weren't, I would have had to kill you.

TROGADOR: Umm...okay...

{Trogador backs away.}

{cut to The Field. Everybody that was kicked out is huddled around a campfire.}

JOHN: Stupid Trogador...taking the word of that imp over ours...

KRAY: I tell ya, I wanna stab 'em more 'n ever now!

DREW: Let's go for an attack!

TROGADOR: {walks up behind them} That won't be necessary.

JOHN: Trogador? What are you doing here?

TROGADOR: Look, guys. Ollie's a creep and I'm pretty sure he's gonna kill me in my sleep this week. I need to get rid of him. He's driving my ratings down.

JOHN: Is ratings all that's important to you?

TROGADOR: Well, uh, friendship and stuff too, that too!

JOHN: Alright, Trogador. I'll do this. But only so I can bag up that little worm.

{cut to The Living Room. Ollie stands in it.}

TROGADOR (OFF-CAMERA): Ollie, can you come in here?

{Ollie walks in.}

OLLIE: Yes?

KRAY: {runs up and slashes} Take this!

{Drew and Clyde jump out from behind and scoop Ollie up in a bag. John runs up and ties the bag.}

JOHN: Alright, Trogador, dump this in the Lava Zone!

TROGADOR: {runs on screen and takes the bag} Got it!

{Trogador runs off. cut to him flying with the bag in his hands.}

OLLIE: Trogador, why are you doing this?

TROGADOR: Because you're a creep, Ollie.

OLLIE: But I thought you liked that!

TROGADOR: It turns out that it isn't that fun after all.

{Trogador lands next to a manhole.}

OLLIE: before you throw me, Trogador, i want to make one thing clear.

TROGADOR: And that is?

OLLIE: I'm going to hunt you down. And I'm going to get you, Trogador. You haven't seen the last of me!

TROGADOR: yeah, I'll save listening to that shtick for a worthy nemesis.

{Trogador drops Ollie in the manhole and walks away.}

{cut to The Space Station. As usual, Caped Figure sits in the chair, watching a screen. Eddie is next to him.}

CAPED FIGURE: I think that is is about time to strike. Is the ship ready?

EDDIE: No.

CAPED FIGURE: Well, go do that right now! I ordered for that like two emails ago!

EDDIE: And then what?

CAPED FIGURE: Then we overthrow the Master.

{Caped Figure laughs his evil laugh.}

THE END!


Fun Facts

  • The clock around Trogador's neck is a Flavor Flav homage. Noid actually owns a silver Flavor Flav clock AND IT IS AWESOME
  • Pirates of the K-Ribbean is a play on Pirates of the Caribbean.
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