Other Character Email Trogador/water powers
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Trogador Email Nine!
Premise: Kray goes to get Trogador some ghost water at the haunted factory, but encounters more than he expected, including Stinkoman and a person who apparently knows Trogador...
Cast: Narrator, Trogador, Peevesly, Chaz, John, Teeg Dougland, Arch Nemesis I, Kray, The Voice In Kray's Head, Elmer, Nashador, Blinky, Pinky, Inky, Clyde, Sue, Funky, Spunky, Pan Pan, 1-Up, Sailor Marz, Stinkoman
Transcript
{cut to a big black screen. Narrator is just talking in a high, nasally voice.}
NARRATOR: Welcome to the Trogador Email Show.
{A Picture of Trogador pops up.}
NARRATOR: Starring this guy.
{Narrator coughs and the whole screen goes blank. What Narrator says appears in big black letters.}
NARRATOR: {in a big, deep voice} Previously on Trogador Emails!
{cut to Trogador holding some straws.}
NARRATOR: Trogador decided to draw straws for plot convenience!
TROGADOR: Alright, everyone! We're drawing straws!
{cut to Peevesly and John inside the vault.}
NARRATOR: The Hipp Hopp Trio had seemingly outwitted Peevesly and Chaz by locking them in a vault!
CHAZ: {banging on the door} My hands are hurting really REALLY BAD!
PEEVESLY: Then stop!
CHAZ: ..can you come over and help me stop?
{cut to John and Teeg Dougland on the sidewalk watching the TV screen.}
NARRATOR: John went to the city to try and find out a secret, but only came back with an important message - Trogador has been captured.
{cut to the TV screen. Arch Nemesis I, the bird, is on it.}
ARCH NEMESIS I: Your friend has been captured in a cage of solid acid, and if you do not come and rescue him soon, he will be no more. Good day.
NARRATOR: So now our heroes are faced with a tough choice - do they rescue their friend from his impending doom, or do they go blow it off and all go out and get food?
{cut back to the black screen.}
NARRATOR: Find out on this new Trogador Email: "The Hunt For Liquid From the Waterfall of Spirits!" Starring: {An image of Kray's head pops up on the screen} This guy!
{cut to Kray, who is also walking in the corridors grumpily.}
KRAY: Stupid Trogador and his stupid straws...how come I had to get the creepy haunted place?
{The Voice in Kray's Head, which is just a miniature version of Voice(the guy in the brown cloak), pops out of Kray's ear.}
THE VOICE IN KRAY'S HEAD: Are you sure it isn't because you're-
KRAY: No! And you don't exist!
THE VOICE IN KRAY'S HEAD: Well, I'm standing right in front of you. Care to elaborate?
KRAY: The therapist told me so!
THE VOICE IN KRAY'S HEAD: You mean Dr. Worm? That guy's a quack!
KRAY: You lie!
THE VOICE IN KRAY'S HEAD: Whatever. I still say that-
KRAY: NO! I DO NOT HAVE A GHOST FO-BEE-AH!
{Kray notices that Elmer, the local ghost worker, is standing next to him. He looks like a Pac-Man ghost but only has pupils. TVIKH has disappeared.}
ELMER: People like you sicken me. {hovers off}
{TVIKH re-appears and Kray is even angrier.}
TVIKH: Admit it, pirate-boy. You're spooked out because of spirits!
KRAY: No! I'm not!
TVIKH: Them prove it, wimp.
KRAY: ..how do I go about proving that?
TVIKH: Watch this horror movie that it's in my pocket?
KRAY: Eh, everyone knows those things are fake so I don't see the scariness.
TVIKH: Guess you're right. Go spend the night in the graveyard?
KRAY: I would, but Level Fourteen Boss, Zombiman Jones, already lives there and I don't want to invade his private life.
TVIKH: Jones passed bossing school finally? Wow. Well, there's only one more thing you can do.
KRAY: What, go knock on Old Man Chill's door and-
TVIKH: Dear CRAP NO! That's inhuman, man. Instead, why don't you go to the haunted factory slash warehouse and get a little bit of ghost water.
KRAY: Howzabout NO? You have to freakin' touch those things to get that stuff!
TVIKH: I have another reason on why you would do it.
KRAY: Give it here.
TVIKH: It turns out our good pal Trog was going under water training but actually never got around to it. I checked around and did some favours and it turns out the only ingredient he needed for the water conjure...unction was ghost water.
KRAY: How do you know that?
TVIKH: I'm a miniature version of the ruler of your universe. You guys have no privacy at all in this universe - in fact, I have a replica of the TrogPilot with me right now.
{TVIKH pulls out a miniature TrogPilot, which says:}
TOROGADUA! IT'S YOUR MOTHER, YEAH, UM, MOTHER. I, UH, JUST WANTED TO SEE HOW YOUR WATER-POWERS HAVE BEEN COMING ALONG SINCE YOUR LAST, UH, CHINESE DRAGONCRAFT LESSON. YOU SHOULD BE ABLE TO CREATE A GEYSER RIGHT ABOUT NOW! -UH, YOUR MOTHER
KRAY: That's...interesting. I didn't Trogador's mom had the eternal caps lock virus. Must be hard for Trog's family....
TVIKH: That's not the point! If you don't go and get that ghost water, you won't be a good friend!
KRAY: I'm already a bad one!
TVIKH: Well, okay, yeah. But if you don't go and get it, you'll be a sissy babykinserson.
KRAY: ...what did you just call me?
TVIKH: A sissy babykinserson!
KRAY: That's it! That is so it! I will go to that factory slash warehouse and get that water!,br>
{TVIKH jumps back into Kray's head.}
KRAY: Now, I need to find a way to get down there...
{cut to an outshot of the Temple, floating in the sky. Nothing happens. Eventually, you see a smal, black dot jump out of it. This black dot is Kray.}
{cut to the abandoned warehouse slash factory interior. It's big and gray and bleak...and abandoned. There is no light, and it's really dark. Suddenly, kray falls through the ceiling into it, landing with an oof.}
KRAY: {getting up} Ouch...that was a painful experience. Ah, at least I got into the place, right?
{cut to a dark tower in the place. A large purple dragon wearing a black cloak steps forward. he is Nashador, The Almighty Dragon of Necromancy.}
NASHADOR: Hm...it appears that they have finally reached my lair. {yelling and waving his hands around} Minions, I summon you!
{7 lightning bolts shoot downwards. Where the lightningbolts landed are the 7 ghosts that were in Pac-Man land there - Blinky(red;the leader;wears a pinstripe hat), Pinky(pink;follower;wears a big whistle around him}, Inky{light blue;henchguy;depressing and carries around a pen}, Clyde{orange;the dumb one;not too smart nor evil.}, Sue{magenta;bossy one;the only girl}, Funky{purple;disco lover;has a rainbow afro}, and Spunky{bright yellow;annoying and hyperactive;eats sugar}. That's more than enough info.}
BLINKY: What do you want, Nash?
PINKY: Yeah, what does you want?
NASHADOR: An old colleauge of mine is here.
INKY: {gloomily} I guess we have to take care of him, then....
NASHADOR: Correct. Now, go and get him.
{the 7 ghosts float off as Nashador begins to laugh evily.}
{cut to Kray wandering around in the abandoned whatever. He has a creeped out expression on his face.}
KRAY: Okay, Kray...stay calm...stay calm...those ghosts won't get you. No..your'e a space pirate, not some landlubber...
{cut to the end of the hallway. The ghosts are standing there, deciding on what to do.}
CLYDE: So, what are we going to do, boss?
SUE: Shut up, Clyde! What are we going to do, boss?
BLINKY: Well, I thought that we'd chuck whoever we don't like the most at the guy to scare 'em off.
PINKY: I know my vote.
{everyone looks at Clyde.}
{cut back to Kray. He is nervously walking around when Clyde, screaming, gets thrown at his face. Kray runs around for a second, but then he realizes that Clyde isn't doing anything.}
KRAY: {takes Clyde off of his face} Wait, you're harmless. Why would I be afraid of you?
CLYDE: Please don't hurt me! I'm not one of those bad ghosts!
KRAY: Prove it, orangey.
CLYDE: I teach little people how to swim! I..I...I won a puppy!
KRAY: Good enough. Now, are there any more ghosts here?
CLYDE: Yeah. There's six more of them and this big dragon guy.
KRAY: Dragon guy? Hm...well, we're going to have to get rid of them. Let's get to it!
{cut to a lonely hallway. Spunky is hopping down it when Clyde comes to him.}
CLYDE: Hey Spunky!
SPUNKY: YeahyeahClydewhatdoyouwantI'mbusy!<br<
CLYDE: There's sugar down there!
SPUNKY: SUGARYUM!?!
{cut to the end of the hallway. There is an open window. Spunky is about to jump out of it when Kray jumps in front of him and takes some of his ghostly water. Spunky priceeds to jump out the window. Clyde goes over to Kray.}
CLYDE: That's one down!
KRAY: Yeah, and I got some ghost water! It's all shaky though. Yours should balance it out, though.
{cut to a large room. Funky is putting up a disco ball on the top and he finishes. Just when he is about to dance, Clyde comes in.}
CLYDE: Heya, Funky!
FUNKY: Clyde? Youd didn't die?
CLYDE: Nope! I punched that guy out and put 'em under the floorboards!
FUNKY: Groovy! You want to do a victory dance?
CLYDE: Sure!
{Funky starts doing Disco while Clyde just hops around.}
{A sign comes up that says "One Hour Later..."}
{Clyde is still hopping around. Funky, however, is awfully sweaty(with a puddle of it on the floor) and sleeping on the ground. Kray walks in.}
KRAY: So did this one work?
CLYDE: Yup! Funk's both very sweaty AND very sleepy!
KRAY: ...dang that's a lot of ghost water.
{cut to a hallway. Sue is walking by when Clyde runs up to her.}
CLYDE: {screaming} HEY! THIS ABANDONED WAREHOUSE SLASH FACTORY IS BOYS ONLY! NO GIRLS ALLOWED!
{Sue runs away crying while Kray follows her, getitng all of the teardrops.}
{cut to an outside view of the factory. You can see Inky through a window, moping, when Clyde and Kray walk up to him.}
CLYDE: Hey, Inky.
INKY: Oh, hey, Clyde.
CLYDE: Listen, can I have your ghost water? Because I'm a cupcake scout and I need it to repair the orphanage because it was burnt down when Mr. Orphanage Owner broke his leg.
{Kray slaps his head.}
INKY: Sure, I guess.{hands Clyde the water.}
CLYDE: Thanks!
{Clyde and Kray walk by. Kray pushes Inky out of the window and the scene ends.}
{cut to Blinky and Pinky running up some stairs.}
PINKY: Boss, why are we running?
BLINKY: Because, idiot, Clyde's returned from the undeaddead to seek his ghostly ghostly revenge on us! And if the script is right, everyone has been taken out by now!
PINKY: Boss, we have-
{an arm breaks through the staircase and pulls Pinky down. Blinky runs away.}
{cut to Nashador's tower-room. He is sulking about when Blinky storms into the room.}
BLINKY: BOSS! BOSS!
NASHADOR: What it is, Blinky?
BLINKY: Clyde has returned and he's taken away all of the others!
NASHADOR: Really? I doubt that...
BLINKY: Why, boss?
NASHADOR: Because...{takes off head which reveals him to be Clyde and Kray} I'M CLYDE!
{Blinky faints and leaves some water behind. Kray and Clyde jump out of the suit. While Kry goes to go get the water, Clyde floats over to a cage where the REAL Nashador is laying down.}
NASHADOR: That was clever, Clyde. But I really don't see why you would want to imprison someone who's just following orders.
KRAY: {standing by Clyde} Wait, what?
{the camera panels up to a gigantic vat of green ectoplasmic goo. A shadowy figure is standing there at the top of it.}
???: I'M the true mastermind of this cunning plot! BWAHAHA!
KRAY: But..who are you?
???: That is not for you to know.
{Kray uses his flashlight to flash up there revealing...Pan Pan wearing a prison jacket?}
KRAY: Pan Pan?
PAN PAN: <No Wai, man! The real mastermind of this dragged me into it! The real mastermind is..>
{Pan Pan rolls away to show...1-Up trying to gnaw off a prison jacket?}
CLYDE: Mushroom guy?
1-UP: AH! Coppers!
{Sailor Marz crashes through the ceiling.}
SAILOR MARZ: No! It's really...
{Sailor Marz pushes 1-Up aside to reveal...STINKOMAN?!?}
CLYDE: Eh.
KRAY: Doesn't suprise me.
STINKOMAN: Yes! It's true! I AM the one who made this cunning plot to get rid of you! And I dragged Pan Pan and moron here into it!
KRAY: Oh, shut up, stupid.
{Kray throws his flashlight at Stinkoman, knocking him off balance and into the goo. The goo, however, gets on everyone else, explaining how Kray got the green stuff on him.}
EVERYONE ELSE: Eew.
SAILOR MARZ: Thank you, kray, for aprehending this criminal. We Sailors will make sure he ends up under bars.
KRAY: What about them?{points to 1-Up and Pan Pan}
1-UP: {picks up Pan Pan and runs} C'mon, Pan Pan, we have to go hide in Stinkoman's cupboards again!
MARZICHAN: ..anyways, you're free to go.
NARRATOR: And so, Kray got the ghost water needed. Clyde got adopted by Kray, and the ending from the last few emails totally happened. It's the end now.
END!
Author Notice: Birdman, the special email, will come out soon enough! it's a two parter, so it might be a long read.
Fun Facts
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