Other Character Email Trogador/birdman
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TROGADOR TENTH EMAiL SPECiAL WOOT!
Premise: Trogador invades the mafia headquarters.
Cast: Teeg Dougland, Voice, Stinkoman, Cheatball, Dragon Paul Z, Production Stickmen, Narrator, Chaz, Peevesly, John, Kray, Clyde, Trogador, The Don, Harvax, Marshie, Arch Nemesis, Queen Commanderson, Gil, Bernie, Moseph, The Man Eating-Turtle, Diabolical Clown, Cardboard Box-Man
Transcript
{cut to the 20X6 Field. Teeg Dougland, as he appeared in Trogador Emails, is standing there.}
TEEG DOUGLAND: Oh, hello, chums! As you know, I'm Teeg Dougland, some worker on this show! This is the tenth special, and oh-ho-haw, how special it is! I'll hand it over to Voice, the director.
{Teeg Dougland scuttles off. Voice gets pushed on screen.}
VOICE: Oh, hello, everyone, and that stuff! I'm Voice, the director and creator of the show. You may also know me as director slash creator of other shows, like Cantalope Mysteries, Tales From Camp Popular Music, The Unhealthy Food Express, Adventures of Ninjabear, Stinkoman X-Force Ultimate Ragnarok Redemption Saga: Maximum Overdrive Extreme Dreamland, Dragon Paul Z, and Admiral Crunch Adventures. Originally, instead of showing you this tenth email special, we were going to air an episode of that Stinkoman thing.
{cut to Stinkoman and Cheatball running in the Field.}
STINKOMAN: So, Cheatball, you say there's an Ultimate F Megacrystal 347553 miles north?
CHEATBALL: Cheatball!
STINKOMAN: 347554 miles north? Rip-off!
{cut back to Voice.}
VOICE: But due to his current legal issues, we had to cancel that show. So instead of that we were showing Dragon Paul Z!
{cut to a normal sitcom house. Dragon Paul Z, 20X6 Paul The Magical Pair of Pants, is wearing a tie and in the house.}
DRAGON PAUL Z: Honey, I'm hoooooooooooomuh!
{Crickets chirp.}
DRAGON PAUL Z: {mumbling} I never should've frozen myself. Future acting gigs suck.
{cut back to Voice.}
VOICE: But he walked out in the middle of filming, so we had to settle for our production men singing kareoke or this.
{cut to a table. A Production Stickman wearing glasses and a pop culture item t-shirt is singing.}
PRODUCTION STICKMAN 1: I'm nerdy to the extreme and whiter than cottage cheese! I was on the A/V Club and Glee Club and even the Chess Team!
{that stickman gets replaced with one wearing a large hat and a beard.}
PRODUCTION STICKMAN 2: We've been spendin' most our lives, living in an Amish Paradise! I've churned butter once or twice, living in an amish paradise! It's hard work and sacrifice, living in an Amish Paradise! We sell quilts at discount price, livin' in an Amish Paradise!
{another one replaces that one. He is just a plan stickman.}
PRODUCTION STICKMAN 3: Yo.
{cut back to Voice.}
VOICE: I asked them which one to air, and they said kareoke. Naturally, I go against everything they say, so you get Trogador ten. Enjoy.
And Now! The Email!
{cut to some evil looking mansion fortress island...thing.... Enter the inside, where the Mafia Boss is sitting behind in a chair not facing the camera. A bird wearing a black battlesuit is speaking with him.}
HARVEY THE BIRDMAN: So, what do you want, anyways?
MOB BOSS: As of recent times, there has been a constant thorn in my side. I have received word that he is planning on infiltrating the premesis to apperantly try and stop me on my tracks...
HARVEY: So do you want this little thorn of yours alive?
MOB BOSS: Yes, just capture him. After you have him contained, bring him to me.
HARVEY: Alright. Am I going to have assistance?
MOB BOSS: MARSHIE! HARVAX! GET IN HERE!
{Harvax and Marshie walk into the room.}
MOB BOSS: Take our guest to the cam-er-uh room. And be quick about it; that dragon is sure to come any minute.
HARVEY: Wait a second! You're having me go up against a dragon?
MOB BOSS: Is that a problem?
HARVEY: Not at all....that's just the game I've been looking for...
{cut to a garden-like area...}
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