Other Character Email Trogador/powers
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Trogador Email Two!
Premise: Trogador accidentally burns down a Uranus Fly Trap, and after all that happens, the guys discover that they have super powers. But with great power comes the fact that you know you're gonna screw around with it.
Cast: Trogador, John, Kray, Announcer, Harvax, Zapador, The Were-Parrot, Stinkoman Imitation, 1-Up Imitation, Pan Pan Imitation, Doug Teeglad, Ashtoon Cutter
Transcript
{cut to the normal "TROGADOR" screen. A little dot goes down by STAGE SElect, and the words glow.}
{cut to the Temple's Gardens. Trogador is standing around, holding the TrogPilot.}
TROGADOR: Ahh...the garden...it's so beautiful....and now I don't care.{The TP glows.} Woah, what's this? An email?
Dear Trogador,
What is your special power? What I mean is,
instead of Burninating stuff, what do you do?
Challengeate them or something?
Sincerely,
Probably L.O.T.F.
TROGADOR: Woah, the Legion Of Turkish Florists has emailed me! Well, as you know, I can breathe fire and fly...
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JOHN: {walks in} Yeah, but those things are pretty ordinary these days, Trog. I just saw the old lady who gave us that cactus as a gift breathe fire the other day.
KRAY: {also walks in} Yeah, where are you real powers?
TROGADOR: Well, you just watch!{Trogador closes his eyes. Ten seconds later, a Venus flytrap lookalike pops out of the ground.}
KRAY: Well, that puts you right up there with Alpha and Milkman!{snickering}
JOHN:Ooh, don't hurt, plant man!{starts laughing},br>
TROGADOR: It was supposed to be an earth quake...
KRAY AND JOHN: {both burst out in a really loud laughter for about five seconds.}
TROGADOR: {angrily} ENOUGH!!!!{fires a blast of fire right at the plant. An explosion is heard. Everyone is laying on the ground.}
KRAY: What the heck just happened?
JOHN: Wait..do you know what plant that was, Trog?
TROGADOR: {stands up} It looked like a Uranus Flytrap.
JOHN: {stands up} WHAT? Oh dear...this is bad...
KRAY: {also stands up} What? What's wrong?
JOHN: Uranus Flytraps have a rare, radioactive gas that hides inside of them. Now that the gas has gotten into the air, we all may be affected.
TROGADOR: Ugh...I don't feel good....{falls onto the ground, groaning. The others do this too. They then start to glow green.}
ANNOUNCER: The three ordinary people fell on the floor, writhing in pain as the Uranus Gas overtook them. At that moment, they transformed into...
{John gets up. he wiggles his arm a bit, and reaches to scratch his back, only to find that his hand stretches back. He then wiggles all of his limbs until he is in a pretzel formation.}
ANNOUNCER: Stretch! A normal everyday scientist who can stretch any part of his body with great ease!
{Kray gets up, to find Trogador resting on him. He tries to pick Trogador up, and throws him into the sky.}
ANNOUNCER: The Unedible Stalk! He space pirate with the strength of forty-two and three quarters!
{Trogador lands from being thrown up into the sky. He however is engulfed by fire, as it surrounds his whole body.}
ANNOUNCER: And Hot Wing! When a fiery dragon god meets Uranus Gas, only one thing will come of it - something big and blazing!
JOHN: {out of the pretzel} I don't understand this...how am I able to bend all of my body parts into any shape?
KRAY: How am I able to pick up Mr. Pyro over there?
TROGADOR: More importantly, how am I able to be covered in fire?
JOHN: The radioactive gas from the plant must've found it's way to our blood, and I guess the end result is this...
TROGADOR: Awesome, now I really do have a different superpower...boys, I think we can have some with this....
{cut to a dark back alley. Harvax is running away with a stolen purse.}
HARVAX: Hah, I'm almost in the clear!
TROGADOR'S VOICE: Not so fast, Harvax!
{cut to Trogador standing on a rooftop. He has the fire still around him. Kray has ripped pants and shirt, and has a mask around his eyes. John is wearing gloves, a belt, and boots that are purple. He is also wearing goggles.}
HARVAX: You wanna fight me?
TROGADOR: We don't but it'd be pretty fun.
HARVAX: {drops purse} Crap.
{Trogador jumps down and throws a fireball at Harvax, knocking him down. Kray and John then jump down. Kray picks Harvax up, and throws him in the sewers(there's a manhole nearby), while John stretches his arm like a trampoline and sends Harvax flying right up again into the air. Trogador then picks up the purse, and gives it to Kray, who throws into the air right at Harvax. The purse hits him, and he falls down, beaten up. John runs and throws the purse to the direction Harvax was running from. Glass breaking can be heard.}
{cut to a big room, filled with technology. Zapador, a yellow lookalike Trogador, is in it and causing havoc. Trogador and the gang are already in there.}
ZAPADOR: So, you beat that mobster, Harvax, I hear. Bah, anyone could beat him. But you won't defeat me! I'll destroy this building and turn off all of Free Country's Defenses!
KRAY: Not if we have anything to say about it!
{Kray runs forward and dives over to Zapador, but he misses. Zapador begins firing electrical attacks everywhere, and Kray picks up a pillar and starts blocking them with it. John is fiddling around with the machinery, trying to re-activate a program that will stop Zapador. Zapador manages to sneak up behind Kray however, and Zaps him out of the way. he then begins a large electrical attack, and fires it right at Trogador. Trogador however fires the same attack, only fire based. The two are resisting each others attack, but John manages to restart the program. A siren is heard, and lasers are fired Zapador. The lasers shoot Zapador out of the building.}
EVERYONE: {they exchange a hi-five.}
{cut to the city area. A gigantic parrot is rampaging through the city.}
{Trogador and the rest are seen flying(the others are on Trogador's back.) to the Parrot. The two get off, while Trogador circles it while firing steady fire shots. The Parrot slashes at Trogador, but misses. Kray then runs up to the parrots foot and punches one of it's toes, making the Parrot fall down. John then gets thrown into the air by Kray, and starts tying up the Parrot with his arms. John lands on the ground, and flings the Parrot into the air.}
{cut to a dark fortress. The three are walking around.}
KRAY: Are you sure this is the place?
JOHN: That message Stinkoman sent was from here, so yes...,br>
TROGADOR: I can't believe that he needs our help...this is just like Artemis Fowl all over again...
JOHN: Shh. Do you hear that?
KRAY: Oops. Excuse me.
JOHN: No, not that. It looks like it came from behind this door...{John opens a door he was standing by. The trio walk in.}
{Inside the room is a great deal of machinery. In the center are four, poorly made life size plushies of Stinkoman, 1-Up, and Pan Pan, toed to a chair.}
TROGADOR: There they are!
STINKOMAN IMITATION: {in a deep, standard robotic voice.} Hello. My name is Stinkoman. I need help.
1-UP IMITATION: {in the same voice.} Pu-ding. Pu-ding. Pu-ding. {starts to get deeper and deeper as the imitation says it. The head of the 1-Up imitation eventually explodes.},br>
PAN PAN IMITATION: {in the same voice} Wobble wobble.
KRAY: I don't know, are you sure it's them?
JOHN: Something does seem a bit suspicious here...
VOICE: Aha! The Trio has fallen for my trap!
TROGADOR: {turns around} Who's there?
{cut to the imitations. They explode, to reveal a short man in a labcoat with white hair similar to Teeg Douglands. He also wears glasses.}
OLD MAN: It is I, Master of Science, the smartest man alive...Doug Teegland!
JOHN: Doug Teegland? I thought you died a decade ago!
DOUG TEEGLAND: That's what you thought, is it? Well I'm alive, and I'm going to destroy you!
KRAY: Any reason why?
DOUG TEEGLAND: I'm in that kind of mood.
KRAY: I see.
DOUG TEEGLAND: Enough of this talk! Now you will be destroyed!
{Doug raises his hands and three tentacles burst out of the ground. They get over to our trio and pick them up.}
JOHN: This....
KRAY: Really....
TROGADOR: Sucks...
DOUG TEEGLAND: So, do you have any last words?
TROGADOR: No, just destroy us!
JOHN: Oh, yeah. I can definately see why you're the leader.....
DOUG TEEGLAND: Hah, I'm not gonna destroy you...
KRAY: Why not?
DOUG TEEGLAND: Because...{takes off his face, revealing Ashtoon Cutter's where it was} YOU'VE JUST BEEN PUNK'D!
{cut to Trogador's face. The "dun dun dun" high pitched music plays as the camera zooms in to his eyes with each "dun".}
{cut back to the temple. Trogador is standing there.}
TROGADOR: Hello, everyone. You see, after that idiot revealed he was playing a prank on us, I used all of my superpowerness(and everyone else's) on an attack that jettisoned him into a frozen planet. Don't ask me how I used up the Kray's and John's superpowerness, I don't know. So, I guess this is the email. And people, the moral of the story is, with great power comes the possibility that a teen idol is going to dress up like an old man in dire need of watermelon flavored lotion and prank you.
{cut to the normal "GAME OVER" screen.}
Fun Facts
- Uranus Flytrap is a parody of a Venus Flytrap.
- The superhero ideas for the characters each parody another one(like Trogador is The Human Torch from the Fantastic Four and Kray is The Hulk.)
- Artemis Fowl is a book series about the young crime master, Artemis Fowl. In the last three books(of the current four), Artemis has to work together with the fairies and Holly, the fairie whom was kidanpped by Artemis in the first book.
- Doug Teegland(Teeg Dougland's brother) is a sterotypical mad scientist, if you couldn't tell :P.
- Ashtoon Cutter is a parody of Ashton Kutcher, who hosts the show on MTV, Punk'd.
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