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Trogador Episode 2

Episode 002: No Homers
Trogador ditches his cohorts to join a supervillain group, but the heroes the group fights are less than the desired kind. Meanwhile, the other guys go solo. Kray becomes Stinkoman's rival, John resorts to Internet vandalism, and Drew gets his own cooking show.

Transcript

{cut to black screen that says "IN A.D 20X6". The screen then changes it's text it to "THE AGE OLD DRAGON TROGADOR AND HIS COMRADES WERE IN A PREDICAMENT. WELL, NOT REALLY. TROGADOR JUST GOT AN INVITE TO AN EVIL COUNTRY CLUB OR SOMETHING AND EVERYBODY ELSE GOT JEALOUS".}

{cut to Kray sitting in a library. Trogador comes in, followed by Clyde.}

TROGADOR: Kray, are you doing anything?

KRAY: {nervously} Definately not reading, seeing as how I'm illiterate and therefore cannot do hard missions. Heh. Heh heh.

TROGADOR: Well, Clyde won't stop bugging me! I can't answer my email being bugged, so can you make him go away?

CLYDE: But...but I thought we were best friends!

TROGADOR: That statement is so wrong...

KRAY: Hey, Clyde. Wakka wakka wakka.

{Clyde screams and runs out of the room.}

TROGADOR: Oh, I get it! He's afraid of Mario, right?

KRAY: Uhh...sure...

{Trogador takes out his TrogPilot and answers an email.}


Dear Trogador,
We have been watching your progress on destroying
Stinkoman, and we have decided that you deserve a 
place on The Group of Vicious Villains or as I call
it T.G.V.V., Report to us at once.
Evil(Not Elly or Malcolm!, we have confiscated the suit!)

TROGADOR: Woah! You'll never believe what email I got!

KRAY: And that's why I won't guess.

TROGADOR: Well, I have been invited to join THE most evil villains group ever - Teegeeveve!

KRAY: Never heard of 'em.

TROGADOR: And that's why you aren't cut out for evil, friend. I'm firing you.

KRAY: Wait, what?

TROGADOR: You are simply not a good henchman anymore. You, John, Clyde, and mothy! Get out!

{Kray leaves, grumbling, and slams the door. Three other doors slamming are heard. Trogador giddily gets out a hologram thingy, and starts talking to Lord Evil, who wears a black cloak. You can see red eyes.}

LORD EVIL: Uhh, yes? Who wants to die?

TROGADOR: Hello, Lord Evil. I am Trogador, reporting for duty.

LORD EVIL: That's great and all, but we're kind of under attack by our rivals, and our base is getting destroyed.

TROGADOR: Then you come here to my temple in the sky! It's pretty much empty, I fired all of my help.

LORD EVIL: Thank you, Lord Trogador. {hologram dissapears.}

{Trogador squeals in giddiness.}

{cut to Kray, John, Clyde, and Drew sitting on a park bench.}

JOHN: Well, this sucks.

DREW: It isn't so bad.

CLYDE: How?

DREW: That nice agent over there offered me a cooking show deal, so now I'm gonna be on TV! See you later, guys.

{Drew flies off from the park bench.}

CLYDE: I never liked him anyways.

KRAY: Y'know what, I think we should all go seperate. I'll go beat up any heroes I see around the city!

JOHN: I can use my vast knowledge to hack onto the INTARWEBS!

CLYDE: And I'll be a Ghostbuster!

KRAY: Yeah, uhh...
JOHN: You go do that.

{everyone walks off in seperate directons.}

{cut to Kray. He's walking along a sidewalk when he comes by a clothes store selling black spandex outfits. Kray runs in, and comes out wearing that outfit and a cape.}

{cut to Stinkoman fighting Capn. Calzoni, a tall, skeletal looking space pirate. The two are in a melee.}

STINKOMAN: Hah! Calzoni, you aren't any sort of danger to anything in modern day society at all!

CALZONI: Yar, I be not needing to put up a fight, because my vile plan has already happened!

STINKOMAN: Habbila-wha?!?

CALZONI: Yes, m'dear Stinkerman! While you were fighting with me, my men were stealing loot from the city to fund Master! {a rope appears and Calzoni hops on, moving up in the air.} Se you later, sucker!

STINKOMAN: Oh, man. That's like the fifth time someone has done that to me today.

{Suddenly, something really fast and evidently wearing a black suit runs over, and smacks Stinkoman to the ground. it turns out to be Kray, wearing his suit.}

STINKOMAN: Who are you?

KRAY: Only your new arch-nemesis, Stinko...Stinko...Stink...Dan! Hyahh, that's a good one.

STINKOMAN: ANOTHER arch-rival? I have like six of those!

{the fight between the two starts up. cut to Trogador and his new friends in the temple.}

{everyone is sitting a long, flat table. Trogador is in the middle.}

TROGADOR: So, hey guys! Do you like the new base?

SIMON UBBERS: {a Mr. Ubbers wearing a labcoat.} The lab seems sufficient enough.

A FLOATING SKULL: If there's pillows I call them all.

BOSKO: {a huge robot thing with a monotone voice.} Quite the average shack I say.

JHONNOUXRAID: {yes, the cantaloupe.} Why am I in THIS one now? What happened to MY evil league?

LORD EVIL: It's good enough for now, Master Trogador.

TROGADOR: So, uhh, do we have any special days? Y'know, "casual friday", "themed monday", "silly hat day"?

LORD EVIL: Uhh, we have Impalement Day, Let's Ressurect Ghosts Tuesday, Monologue Practice Thursday, and Board Game Night.

TROGADOR: When's Board Game Night?

LORD EVIL: Yeah I dunno.
JHONNOUXRAID: How come I'm not invited to play?
SIMON UBBERS: Saturday.

TROGADOR: Hey, today is Saturday!

{Trogador runs out of the room.}

A FLOATING SKULL: I hope he doesn't bring Veggie Land. I suck at that game. Every time I play, I'm about to get to Veggie Soup Swamp and meet Liquidy when I get the freakin' Asparagus Forest card...

{cut to John sitting at a very outdated conputer. He is typing on the kryboard.}

JOHN: And you have just successfully been haxxored, InNTARWEBS! be mine, monkey! BE MIII-

{Suddenly, three Astromunds bust in.}

NUMBER 231: {the first one} Your hacking days are over, buddy, thanks to the Astromunds! Boys, you can have this one!

JOHN: No way, coppers!

{John jumps into the air and karate kicks 231 in the face knocking him onto the floor. He suddenly explodes, setting Astromund 645 on fire, turnign him into a Poorbt. The Poorby then...also explodes..for some reason...leaving 968 the only one alive. John doesn't notice him, though, and runs outside.}

NUMBER 968: He destroyed my commander and turned my best friend into one of those Poorbts! That Jhonka will PAY, or my name isn't Jack Uno, Astromund!

{Jack runs outside, following John.}

{cut back to Trogador and his gang. They are all standing on a balcolny.}

LORD EVIL: Okay, boys, since we're done with that board game, we have to get onto our duty - destroying the thing that destroyed our base!

TROGADOR: Sweet! Finally, some action!

LORD EVIL: Trogador, you will transport us to Challenge City. There, we will drop members off at their respective locations.

TROGADOR: Sweet again! Everyone, hop on!

{everyone jumps onto Trogador and he flies off, into the skies. Every few seconds, a member jumps off. Soon enough, it is just Lord Evil and Trogador.}

TROGADOR: So who are we fighting in a crowded city?

LORD EVIL: Why, who else but high fuel prices!

TROGADOR: Wait, what?

LORD EVIL: Yes, those high fuel prices prevented us from refilling the fuel in our fortress, thus exploding it. Now, we're getting revenge by destroying fuel placers!

{Lord Evil jumps off, laughing.}

TROGADOR: Wow this is lame.

{cut to Drew at his cooking show. He is wearing a chef's hat, sitting at a counter, mixing something in a bowl.}

DREW: And you just have to keep on mixing and mixing!

{cut to the audience. John runs in and sits down. Immediately, Jack busts in and starts screaming.}

JACK: There's a convict in the audience tonight!

{Drew walks up to him.}

DREW: A convict, sir? Does that mean someone here has been parking in the handi-cap spotd again?

JOHN: {jumps up} You'll never take me alive, COPPER!

{Jack aims his Astro-blaster at John, but the battle between Stinkoman and Kray finds itself in the..studio...Explosions happen, while Stinkoman gets smacked so hard he flies into Jack, knocking him off balance.}

KRAY: John? Drew?
JOHN: Kray? Drew?

DREW: Uh...do you guys like, want a quick escape or something? Because if you do, hop on.

{Drew's wings protrude, and Kray and John jump and grab onto his feet. They all fly away, back to the temple...}

{..where Trogador is waiting for them. cut to the temple. Trogador sits there, watching Tv, when everyone comes back in.}

TROGADOR: Hey guys.

DREW: So, your plans didn't work out.

TROGADOR: Not really. What'd you guys do?

KRAY: I kicked the crap out of Stinkoman.

JOHN: I fought the law and WON!

DREW: I stirred things up in a bowl.

JOHN: So, where's your evil legion buddies?

TROGADOR: Uhhh...the only foes we faced were fuel ejectors, and they lost. Then the Munds got an angry call, so now they're hiding in the basement.

KRAY: Hey, has anyone seen Clyde?

{Clyde rushes through the room, spaking very quickly.}

CLYDE: heyI'mgoingtohideinthebasementandstuffbecauseitriedtobethefifthghostbusterandnnowtheywantmeprettymuchdeadsoiftheyaskiwassmashingmailboxes!

{Clyde rushes out of the room.}

TROGADOR: O...kay...

{cut to Jack in Challenge City's Streets.}

JACK: That convict may have escaped me, but mark my words, convict! You will be mine, and I'll get my revenge!

THE END!

{cut to a black screen that says "GAME OVER". Options are "EMAIL" and "STAGE SELECT".}

Fun Fact

  • Pac-Man goes "wakka wakka wakka" and then eats Clyde and his whole family.

Author's Comments

Rating: 8.5 I really enjoyed writing this one. I like how I actually managed to make all the guys come back in the end with the cooking show.

The Old Trogador Emails

peasants | powers | ICDtHP | lottery | on the lam | cavoplane | monee hunt | big beefy arm | water powers | birdman

worst attempt | no homers | murder | challenge club

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