Other Character Email Trogador/cavoplane
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Trogador Email Six!
Premise: To hide out from the mob, Trogador goes to Trog Caverns with Kray and John. Unfortunately for them, a certain someone causes a cave-in.
Cast: Trogador, Kray, Peevesly, John, Marshie, Chester Jeevingsworth II, The KOT, Spack Jaro, Bargrossa, Chaz, Poorbt, Astromund
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Transcript
{As usual, the Mega man parody screen comes up.}
{cut to Trogador holding The TrogPilot. He is at what resembles a high school principal's desk.}
TROGADOR: Email! Email! Email on the flipside! Flipping on the sunny side! Sunny side up! Sunny si-
KRAY: {opens nearby door, which stops Trogador.} Do you HAVE to do that on the announcement system?
TROGADOR: Oh, fine. {presses a button, turning off the annoucnement system.} I was just doing what everyone else does for a change.
KRAY: {fake cough} Poser {fakecough}
TROGADOR: I'll let that pass, considering that you were the one who got Peevesly down.
PEEVESLY: {flies in} But sir, he tied me up in the first place!
TROGADOR: {shrugs.} Now, can I answer my email?
KRAY: If you even THINK about doing a stupid little rap, so help me the other gods-
TROGADOR: Fine! Fine Fine! {mumbling} Meanie.
{Trogador opens up his email and reads this message:}
Dear Trogador,
Do you own some sort of cave? Or maybe an aeroplane?
Sincere regards,
Master Ju
TROGADOR: Do I own a cave? Or an aeroplane? {ponders} {shouting} Hey John, what's an aeroplane?
JOHN: {walking in} An aeroplane? That was the earliest form of transport through the sky that was operated by man, if I recall correctly.
TROGADOR: Oh yeah, I have one of those!
PEEVESLY: Really? I have not seen it in all the time I was employed here.
TROGADOR: Now that you mention it, I wonder where it is...
{Everyone looks at Kray.}
KRAY: What? I didn't do anything!
TROGADOR:' ...okay. Well, I guess that wraps up this email.
JOHN: Wait, isn't there more to it?
TROGADOR: {looks at the email again.} Oh, hey, there is. It's asking me if I have a cave, but I know for a fact that I do-
JOHN: For fact that you do!
TROGADOR: I do?
JOHN: You don't remember? You purchased Trog Caverns!
TROGADOR: Oh...hey, you're right, I did! I wonder what happened to them.
KRAY: I didn't do it this time!
JOHN: Kray, we know you didn't. Trog Caverns are over by those old ruins.
{Suddenly, a glowing lightbulb appears above Trogador's head.}
TROGADOR: Wait...did you say ruins?
JOHN: Uhh...yeah, I did.
TROGADOR: Aha! That is the perfect place to hide from the mafia! John, Kray, Peevesly, you're all coming with me to my caverns!
PEEVESLY: Uhh...yay?
TROGADOR: Yay indeed! And Kray, quit hovering that lightbulb above my head!
{camera panels over to show that Kray is holding the lightbulb.}
KRAY: Sorry.
{cut to Trogador, Kray, John, and Peevesly walking around in a dimly lit cave.}
PEEVESLY: Sir, I'm cold.
TROGADOR: Well, stick close to me, because I think I still have some fire in me after email two.
JOHN: Trog?
TROGADOR: Yeah?
JOHN: I'm too hot.
TROGADOR: Then step back a little bit.
KRAY: Hey Pyro-Boy!
TROGADOR: {sighs} What is it now?
KRAY: I'm hungry!
TROGADOR: Eat your hand.
KRAY: Don't we have rations?
TROGADOR: A growing dragon has to eat!
KRAY: But you stopped growing centuries ago!
TROGADOR: {shrugs.}
PEEVESLY: All that talk of food made me thirsty.
TROGADOR: How does that even make se-
JOHN: Yeah, well I'm tired!
KRAY: And I'm bored!
TROGADOR: Alright, alright, alright! Shut up! We'll set up camp here!
??????: It took you long enough!
TROGADOR: Who's that?
??????: It is I!
{camera panels to show Marshie standing there, wearing a pinstripe suit.}
MARSHIE: Marshie!
TROGADOR:' Psst...John, who's Marshie?
JOHN: Wait...aren't you just an old mascot character from the early two-thousands?
MARSHIE: I was! But you see, I got frozen sometime around 2010. I thawed out a long time ago, and have just decided to make you aware of your doom!
PEEVESLY: But you're a marshmallow!
KRAY: What are you gonna do? Obilterate us with your fluff?
TROGADOR: You DO know that I can breathe fire, right? And you DO know that marshmallows burn up real goo-like, right?
MARSHIE: It matter not, for you shall likely not live to see the sunset.
TROGADOR: Oh yeah? Says who?
MARSHIE: Well, let's see....the fact that you are all the way down there and couldn't get up her in time says so, these bombs say so, and so do I.
KRAY: You wouldn't dare!
MARSHIE: {sets a bomb up on the celing.} I double-dog dare you.
TROGADOR: So are YOU Mr. Das?
MARSHIE: {walking away.} Goodbye, Trogador.
{Suddenly, the bomb goes off and rocks come falling, blocking the exit.}
TROGADOR: Ugh...dangit! Now we don't know who Das is, and we'll likely never get out of here!
JOHN: {examining the rubble} Actually, I could probably create a machine to remove all of this with the backup things we took.
KRAY: Great! When should we be out of here?
JOHN: Ehh...four hours, give or take.
TROGADOR: Well that's hunky-dory! What are we supposed to do until then?
PEEVESLY: Sir, perhaps we could amuse each other with stories?
TROGADOR: That's a great idea! Now, the rest is up to the viewers! {looking at the camera} Who do YOU want to tell their-
{Kray gets up and slaps him upside the head.}
KRAY: Remember the last time we let the viewers decide?
TROGADOR: Oh, I forgot. That spring play was such a disaster...anyways, Peevesly, how about you go first.
PEEVESLY: Excellent! This is a story that has been in my family for generations about my greatest grandpa!
JOHN: {woking on a machine} Theoretically or figuratively?
{The screen changes to an old story book with olden styled pictures of a similar mustachioed poltergeist walking in a field. The screen goes into the pictures until the very point where they appear real. Peevesly is from this point on a narrator.}
PEEVESLY: My greatest grandfather, Chester Jeevingsworth II worked as a miner.
{the scenery changes to a cave.}
PEEVESLY: One day, he was walking into the caverns so he could do his work, but then he tripped over something.
{Chester then trips on something.}
CHESTER: What was that?
PEEVESLY: When he looked back he found that it was none other than a magical gem!
CHESTER: {holding up a blue gem} This is some kind of magical gem!
PEEVESLY: Suddenly, the gem started to glow!
{The gem starts glowing}
PEEVESLY: And before he knew it, he was in another world!
{Suddenly, the screen flashes and Chester is gone(the gem is still there.)}
{The screen shifts to what appears to be The KOT's Castle. Chester suddenly appears.}
CHESTER: What kind of odd place is this?
{the camera moves over to reveal that the KOT is standing next to him.}
THE KOT: Agh! Intruder! Guards, get him!
PEEVESLY: Thinking quickly, Chester noticed that there was a bucket next to him!
{a bucket pops out of nowhere}
PEEVESLY: So he threw it at the portly man!
{Chester throws a bucket at the KOT, knocking him down.}
KRAY: You mean like how I'm going to do to you?
PEEVESLY: Hm?
{Peevesly's story is now over. He is laying, KO-ed on the ground as the bucket lays by him. A purple bat pops out of the bucket and it moves away.}
TROGADOR: kray, why'd you have to knock him out? The story was just getting good!
KRAY: I felt like it.
TROGADOR: Well, you can go now...I guess.
KRAY: Great! My story is a pirate story that has been passed down from pirate to pirate. This is the story of a legendary curse-ed ship, The Black Power-Crunch. This is the story of a curse which makes the robots all revert to their internals and a captain named Bargrossa. This is the story of none other than...Spack Jaro.
{the screen changes to show a Jaro in a pirate suit and a robot that is also wearing a pirate suit standing on a ship. The Jaro is obvious, and the robot is Bargrossa.}
SPACK: I'm taking my ship back, Bargrossa!
BARGROSSA: They don't want you, Spack! They mutinied you!
SPACK: But you're turning them into your slave to find all 842 pieces of that Bogon Gold! And when they get it all, you'll destroy them!
BARGROSSA: I think you outlived your visit here, Spack!{he takes out a sword.}
SPACK: {takes out another sword} Let's see if you can keep up.
KRAY: And they had a swordfight!
{the two have a swordfight. None of them manage to get any hits on each other. Spack goes between Bargrossa's legs and tries to get him from behind, but Bargrossa blocks it and turns around. The two ocntinue swordfighting until Spack is almost falling off the boat. Bargrossa goes in for the kill, but Spack jumps above him and tries to push him overboard. The two ocntinue fighting, until Bargrossa's sword accidentally hits a barrel.}
KRAY: That barrel had explosives in it!
{The barrel explodes, sending the two flying off the ship. Luckily, it was at a dock, so they weren't flying through space. They do not continue swordfighting.}
SPACK: You just blew up my ship!
BARGROSSA: Oh, sorry dude. You wanna get a burger? It's on me.
SPACK: Sure.
{the two walk off the screen, ending Kray's story.}
TROGADOR: What? That can't be the end! I know it's not the end! Bargrossa gets shot by a laser and then they put the last gold in, killing him!
KRAY: Really? I knew that my grandpappy was a liar!
TROGADOR: Well, I'm bored. What do we do now?
JOHN: Hey, guys, listen! Do you hear that?
TROGADOR: No.
JOHN: Okay.
{Suddenly, the rocks all fly forward. When they look at what happened, they see a Chibi wearing a fedora standing there.}
CHIBI: I knew that that puffball trapped you in here!
JOHN: How did you manage to break through here?
TROGADOR: I'm a god and I can't do it!
CHIBI: Explosives.
TROGADOR: Show off.
JOHN: What is your name?
CHAZ: I'm Chaz. I'm guessing that you are John Ka, famed scientist. The Kerrek is probably Kray Ryak, wanted pirate. And you, of course, are Trogador.
TROGADOR: Well, to show our gratitiude for you freeing us, we will let you stay at our temple!,br>
CHAZ: Score!
TROGADOR: And that's the end of the email!
{The GAME OVER screen comes up.}
Fun Facts
- A glowing lightbulb over someone's head is supposed to show that someone in a cartoon has an idea.
- Trogador saying that he may still have soime fire left refers to the powers
- The purple bat in the bucket refers to The Bat In The Bucket, a character from Other Character Email The Unguraits.
- Spack Jaro, The Black Power-Crunch, and Bargrossa all refer to oine of the author's favorite movie series, Pirates of The Carribean(the things that are being parodied are Jack Sparrow, The Black Pearl, and Barbossa.)
- Bogon is the galaxy in which the second Wikipedia:Ratchet and Clank game takes place.
Easter Eggs
The Aeroplane
- To see what happened to the aeroplane, click on GAME.
{In the field, an aeroplane is on fire and crashed into the ground. An Astromund and a Poorbt are in it.}
POORBT: Dude, that was AWESOME!
ASTROMUND: TOTALLY!
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