Other Character Email Trogador/on the lam

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Trogador Email Five!

Premise: Trogador attempts to hide out to get away from the mob, but his enemies try and expose him. Meanwhile, Kray and John attempt to get Peevesly off the roof, with the help from some other guys that live in the Temple.

Cast: Trogador, Kray, John, Peevesly, Tampo, Stlunko, Brody, Harvax, Metallic Chef, Kyle, Sylvester, Samantha, Every other boss

Transcript

{The usual Mega man parody intro comes up.}

{cut to the meeting room. Trogador is walking in, with Kray and John following.}

TROGADOR: You are so lucky I'm nice and I'm not kicking you out for that...

KRAY: You deserved it!

TROGADOR: {Trogador stops and Kray and John run into him} How exactly did I deserve what YOU did to ME?

JOHN: Let's face it, Trog, you were a huge jerk to us in email three.

TROGADOR: Oh. Yeah. That.

KRAY: Is there any reason you called us here? We were playing Clue!

{cut to Kray and John sitting at a table, playing Clue.}

JOHN: Was it Doctor Doom on The Brooklyn Bridge with the solar-powered shotgun?

{cut back to Trogador.}

TROGADOR: I called you here because I am leaving the temple for a little while to hide out from the mafia. They sent me another message today.{he pulls out the TrogPilot}

TROGADOR: They're gonna take my beefy arm too!

JOHN: That doesn't explain why you called us here, though.

TROGADOR: Against better judgement, I'm leaving you two in charge of the temple for a day.

KRAY: Sweet!

TROGADOR: Your first order of buisness is to get Peevesly down. I expect him down when I come back.

JOHN: {sighs} Good job, Kray.

TROGADOR: You have nine hours. See you until then.{walks away.}

KRAY: How are we going to get him off the roof?

JOHN: I think I have a plan! Go get my grappling hook!

{cut to a balcony. Kray and John are looking up(at Peevesly.)}

JOHN: {yelling to Peevesly} Okay, I'm going to throw this grappling hook up there! I'll come up and get you, okay?

PEEVESLY: {shouting} Understand!

KEAY: Hey, who untied his mouth cover?,br>

JOHN: This is isn't the time, Kray!{John throws the grappling hook up there. However, it smashes a window and gets stuck up there.}

JOHN: Yeah, uhh....I only have one grappling hook...

KRAY: Going up htere would take too long...I have a plan.

{Kray picks up some rocks at starts throwing them at Peevesly;.}

JOHN: How is that even going to help?

KRAY: Maybe the rocks can hit the ropes so they'll untie him!{throws another rock.}

PEEVESLY: Ow!

KRAY: Bullseye!

JOHN: You know that that is never going to work, right?

KRAY: It's still pretty fun, though.

JOHN: Well, maybe we can't get him down...but I know who can.

{cut to the field. Trogador is walking around, but he's wearing a brown trenchcoat and a hat.}

TROGADOR: I'm such a genious! Nobody will ever know it's me!

{the camera goes to a bush. Tampo is sticking his body out of the bush.}

TAMPO: I don't see that Stinko-freak anywhere, Stlunko!

STLUNKO: {sticks his body out of the bush.} But we have even better game today - look over there. Trogador is pacing around.

TAMPO: Excellent. Get Brody.

STLUNKO: He is right behind you.

{the camera panels over a little bit to show Brody, sitting next to the side of the bush.}

BRODY: {getting up} I didn't fit.

TAMPO: Oh. Well, both of you know the plan, right?

BRODY: Probably.

STLUNKO: That is correct.

TAMPO: Good enough for me. Stlunko, pounce!

{cut back to Trogador.}

TROGADOR: Yes sir, no one will see through my cle-

STLUNKO: {falling onto Trogador.} BONZAAI!

{Stlunko lands on Trogador and the two starts wrestling. TRogador attempts to breathe fire onto Stlunko, but he manages to block it. Stlunko then suckerpunches Trogador sending him back a little. Trogador gets himself up and starts flying, but Stlunko extends his arm and grabs him. He starts giving him jabs and everything. TRogador thinks that Stlunko is done, but Stlunko picks him and tossess him over to Brody.}

TAMPO: Brody, Stlunko weakened him a lot! Weaken him up some more!,br>

BRODY: Gladly!

{Brody runs towards Trogador(who is standing up right now.) and slides into his feet, knocking him over. When Trogador gets back up, he gets down again because Brody kicks him. Trogador roars and some blocks fall out of nowhere(like they do in video games), but Brody evades them and kicks them all towards Trogador, knocking him down. Just as Brody is about to kick him again, Trogador breathes fire on him, setting Brody on fire. Brody runs away as Trogador walks towards Tampo.}

TAMPO: Hello, Trogador. It looks like you defeated Brody, but no matter - he and Stlunko have managed to weaken you up so I can do this.

TROGADOR: Do wh-

{Suddenly, Tampo shoots a beam out of his eyes to Trogador's head. Using the beam, he throws Trogador around and spins him around.}

TAMPO: This, Trogador! Do you like my new powers?

TROGADOR: Not really.

TAMPO: That's too bad, because I'm gonna keep on using them!

{Tampo uses the beam to throw Trogador up. However, he does not catcth him - instead, he waits for him to fall. When Trogador lands, Tampo apporaches him.}

TAMPO: What are you doing here, Trogador? Aren't you supposed to be all high and mighty in our temple?

'TROGADOR: {coughing} Well, the mafia is after me and I'm hiding out. But you won't tell anyone, will you?

{Tampo gets an evi look in his eyes.}

TAMPO: Oh, no, not a soul....Brody, Stlunko, follow me.

{the Boss Trio leaves.}

HARVAX: YOU!{he shots this as he jumps on screen.}

TROGADOR: Crap, I'm in no condition to fight...I'll need to hea-{Trogador looks like he has an idea. He flies away, with Harvax following.}

{Meanwhile, back at the balcony, John and Kray have assmelbed all the other people at the Temple.}

JOHN: Okay, I know you guys might not be find of Peevesly, but Trog said that we had to get him down.

METALLIC CHEF: {he is a robot wearing a chef's hat} Actually, I like him. He gave me some nice cooking tips.

KYLE: {he is an ogre/cyclops wearing a doorman outfit.} Yeah, he takes my position whenever I have to leave.

SYLVESTER: {a gargoyle.} We have conversations all the time now that he's tied up at my post.

KRAY: YOU undid his mouth thingy!

JOHN: Wait, you mean, you were up there and you didn't get him down?

SYLVESTER: No claws or teeth, remember? And my hands are always too greasy.

JOHN: Oh, okay. Anyways, who wants to go first?

METALLIC CHEF: {stepping forward.} I will.

KRAY: How are you gonna get him down?

METALLIC CHEF: {his eyes glow read} With lasers. I'll set it on BBQ.

{MC starts shooting his lasers up there, but he stops soon enough.}

JOHN: Why did you stop?

METALLIC CHEF: My aim isn't too good...

PEEVESLY: {shouting} HOT! HOT!

JOHN: Eh, it'll go away soon. Who's next?

KYLE: Yeah, uhh...I'm never going to get up there.

KRAY: What about Samantha?

{A Unicorn wearing a maid's outfit steps forward.}

SAMANTHA: I think I can get him down.

{Samantha shoots her horn up towards Peevesly, but it doens't work.}

SAMANTHA: Dang it, I missed!

KRAY: {sighs} We have a problem.

{cut to Trogador hiding out in the Lava Zone behind a rock.}

TROGADOR: Now that I've heated up, I'll certainyl be able to put up a good fight against Harvax...

SAARGTSSON: But will you be able to fight me?

{Trogador turns around to see Sarg there.}

TROGADOR: What are you doing here?

SAARGTSSON: Uhh...this is MY domain.

TROGADOR: Oh yeah.

SAARGTSSON: Listen, Troggy, I'll be blunt - there is a big amount of cash on your head, and all of us bosses want it. We'll get even richer, AND Master will make us his favorite.

TROGADOR: But you won't try and fight me, wil you?

SAARGTSSON: Naw, I won't...{turns around and whips his tail at Trogador.}

TROGADOR: {jumps off screen} Yoink!

SAARGTSSON: That happens EVERY FREAKIN' TIME.

{Trogador is seen running back onto the field when NEB-1 crahses on the screen.}

TROGADOR: {backing away} So it's made it's way to the moon, apperantly?

NEB-1: It has, and you are mine!

LIEKAND: {floats over} No, he's mine! I'm gonna make my emporium nice and more expensive with the money I get from you!

TAMPO, BRODY, STLUNKO, AND SAARGTSSON: {runnign in} WE CALLED DIBS!

AN ICE MACHINE: If you're slow, you'll lose! Time to freeze, Troggy!

EKERSBY: I got 'em!

HARVAX: This is the mob's business!

TROGADOR: uhh...yoink?{runs away.}

AN ICE MACHINE: After him!

{cut back to the balcony. Kray is chewing on a pencil.}

JOHN: Don't worry, Doug, you tried, right?,br>

DOUG: {sadly} I am a disgrace to all centaurs.

CAL KRAKEN: {a huge squid} Hey, I'm giant, and I still can't get him!

KRAY: Stupid, stupid, STUPID!{he throws the pencil up at Peevesly. In a miracle, it manages to hot the rope and loosen it so Peevesly can fall down.}

PEEVESLY: Oof!{gets up} Thank, you everyone.

JOHN: Is it just me, or does the ground feel a little weird up here?

{cut down to everyone chaisng Trogador.}

TROGADOR: Gotta...get...to...temple...{he falls over.},br>

{back on the balcony.}

JOHN: This floor will collapse!{it starts cracking.} Uh-Oh.

{Suddenly, the balcony ralls off of the temple with everyone on it. The balcony just so happens to land on all of TRogador's enemies.}

TROGADOR: Woah...thanks.

PEEVESLY: Master Trogador, do you need any assistance?

TROGADOR: No, I'm fine, but go help Krau and John. They need to build me a new balcony.

{Kray and John's jaws drop to the ground.}

THE END!

Fun Facts

  • Clue (or Cluedo) is a popular murder mystery game.
  • Doctor Doom is a popular supervillain that is considered to be the main enemy and target of The Fantastic Four.
  • Kray tied Peevesly up on the top of the temple in the previous email.
  • Metallic Chef is an obvious parody of The Iron Chef.
  • Almost all of the people Kray and John recruit are folklore animals - the centaur, the unicorn, the gargoyle, ect. ect.
The Old Trogador Emails

peasants | powers | ICDtHP | lottery | on the lam | cavoplane | monee hunt | big beefy arm | water powers | birdman

worst attempt | no homers | murder | challenge club

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