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Below is the context of each of the words of the Tampo DVD Email "rock opera."

Stanza 1

robot body - TAMPO: So... I decided that to boost our popularity...
time travel - CHERRY GREG: I'm sending that email to you right now, see? It's not even sent yet!
construction - TAMPO: Okay, you guys, get some arms on this thing!
lazor beams - TAMPO: ...go get them started on an advanced weapons system, okay?
conquest - TAMPO: We are no doubt the rulers of this place in 20X6. Ready to return?
2005 - BRODY: A normal human with clothes.
chickens - TAMPO: Well Superpoo, I don't know what it would be like in a chicken factory.
kids' show - TAMPO: But I do know quite a bit about them.
relatives - TAMPO: —really tough stuff.
future - CYBORG BRODY: We won't go into details, but with it, we were able to destroy most of our enemies...
biggest fan - BRODY: Not now, Stinkoman, not now.
girlfriend - STLUNKO: As soon as we reach our destination, we will be living in paradise.
new stuff - ROBOT: ...but extremely expensive robot palace on the moon to go live near his family.
attacked - TAMPO: If it weren't for that alarm, it could take us hours to find out about an attack.
ten emails - TAMPO: What do you think life was like X1 years ago, before deep space flight and cyber ham?
dark side - TAMPO: He has them on his hard drive, so he knows what each one reads.
training - ZYVES: There was like, two tons of the stuff.
saargtsson - STLUNKO: And his name is spelled S-A-A-R-G-T-S-S-O-N. Saargtsson.
sb emails - BRODY: ...so we'll know a clone when I see one!
virus - TAMPO: Uh, oh. We better get one of those virus killing programs or something.
master - TAMPO: Any lowly minion would get destroyed if the master found out he said his name.
inspection - KOLKARYU: Now presenting, our powerful, mighty, all-knowing, great... master!
betrayal - TAMPO: What is it, stupid little minion?
security - TAMPO: Every minion must stop what you are doing and come to the announcement room this instant.
apocalypse - STLUNKO: How could he be emailing us? We destroyed his ancestor Cherry Greg.
tornado guy - PROTEK: New customers located. ...cated.
death - THE TRICKSTER: It worked perfectly.
experiment - STLUNKO: We seem to have another "SUPER-ULTRA-MEGA" important email.
marbles - STLUNKO: ...he needs to control the essenses of four elemental spheres: earth, water, air and fire.
revolution - STLUNKO: We cannot go back to the moon with these microchips in our bodies.

Stanza 2

robot body - BRODY: It's so gonna top the charts, man.
time travel - TAMPO: ...we're going to use our time machine to attack your ancestor!
construction - TAMPO: Dear Tampo, wry don't you get a new body?
lazor beams - GREGGO: ...actually had to take apart the entire warehouse's security system...
conquest - TAMPO: Well, that explains this email very well.
2005 - TAMPO: And I would answer emails in 2000-and-something, too. But I wouldn't have this big Plasma.
chickens - BRODY: It's a beautiful day out, and it's nice to finally get out of the warehouse.
kids' show - NARRATOR: For the name of this show is... Tampo's Fun Hour!
relatives - TAMPO: Maybe we should take it from here.
future - EMPEROR TAMPO: After several years of being low-budget villains, we finally got our lucky break.
biggest fan - STINKOMAN: So you're the one who was asking for the challenge!
girlfriend - STLUNKO: Actually, he did not destroy too many factories, only the ones in the immediate vicinity.
new stuff - STINKOMAN: No one's asking for a challenge.
attacked - TAMPO: Is he, like, back from the dead or something?
ten emails - TAMPO: We've been sort of busy with the moving and then fighting NEB-1.
dark side - TAMPO: Ah, my kingdom continues to flourish. Although, I have to wonder if Zyves is in trouble.
training - BRODY: Our kitchen? Oh, no!
saargtsson - BRODY: But Zyves, why?
sb emails - BRODY: Well, that was a little relaxing, I guess.
virus - TREVOR: Well, listen guys. I know you guys are evil, but I need your help!
master - STLUNKO: He claims to be all-powerful. He claims to see and hear all.
inspection - STLUNKO: We released 1-Up to Stinkoman in return for saving our lives...
betrayal - CHORCH COMMANDER: Come back here, you traitor!
security - BRODY: Man, it seems like this virus isn't quitting.
apocalypse - BRODY: So Tampo, what are we going to do with the Gregginator? He may still attack us.
tornado guy - LIEKAND: Whatwasthat?
death - THE TRICKSTER: That would be awesome! Forget this little prank. Tell me the plan.
experiment - TREVOR: ...you guys sure don't seem to care too much about being trapped in an alternate universe.
marbles - TREVOR: Oh, aren't you the grateful one.
revolution - STLUNKO: This city just has a really bad dictator.

Stanza 3

robot body - TAMPO: Dear Tampo, what was it like when you had a robot body? Laser Printer and Holo.
time travel - CHERRY GREG: No! Please, don't! It was a joke, see?
construction - THE OVERSEER: Alrighty, just wait a second.
lazor beams - TAMPO: Rust?!? This couldn't get any—
conquest - TAMPO: Let's go! To the time machine!
2005 - TAMPO: Well then, Strong Bad would be my... rival. That's fine, right? Good.
chickens - TAMPO: They're being cut up into food! Well, this has suddenly become more unsettling.
kids' show - BRODY: I don't think I could stand being in one of those things.
relatives - BRODY: As far as we can tell, Stinkoman was really bored.
future - TAMPO: But... isn't it risky? I mean, what if it changes the future into something bad?
biggest fan - STINKOMAN: Hey, are you guys my biggest fans and loyalest minions?
girlfriend - STLUNKO: Yes, I activated it a while ago.
new stuff - BRODY: ...we could defeat him with our combined strength. I get it.
attacked - TAMPO: ...fire up this warehouse's defense systems and then get some weaponry for our fighters.
ten emails - 1-UP: Pudding! Pudding! I've lost... my pudding! Pudding, where have... you gooooone??
dark side - STLUNKO: That is all of our pudding.
training - STLUNKO: 1-Up found. He is in our kitchen.
saargtsson - ZYVES: We don't know how you got so rich, but we won't let you hog all the glory and wealth!
sb emails - TAMPO: Y'know, that deleted screen is from Strong Bad emails. We'll have to get rid of it right away.
virus - TAMPO: You recorded the whole thing, didn't you, Camerabot?
master - TAMPO: Because metroids will suck the very life out of you, just like the master.
inspection - TAMPO: We humbly shrunk ourselves in your presence, so as not to be larger than your great form.
betrayal - TAMPO: Hoping this isn't intercepted, Good Chorch Commader 20.
security - TAMPO: Some of you have probably heard of the traitorous acts of Chorch Commander #20...
apocalypse - TAMPO: Let me see... four death threats in one single email.
tornado guy - GRUNDY: He has named himself the Trickster and he's recruiting—
death - JARO: I am your best Bob. I mean, doctor. Very best.
experiment - JARO: We'll be able to get Tampo and Brody's entire fleet under our control?
marbles - TREVOR: DaAaAaAa! I lost my marbles! Can you find the green one? Homsar.
revolution - SIDEKICK BOB: Um, Commander, Trickster, you might want to see this.

Stanza 4

robot body - TAMPO: Well fellow robots, this might come as a surprise to you, but... I don't remember.
time travel - TAMPO: Well, we'll show him!
construction - STLUNKO: What? What would be so awesome about being in Stinkoman's body?
lazor beams - GREGGO: Okay. One advanced weapon system with tropical lazor beams coming right up.
conquest - TAMPO: You gotta email me just to stay alive!
2005 - TAMPO: I gotta get more prepared, y'know? Because last time...
chickens - BRODY: All these innocent chickens, dying! I will end this madness!
kids' show - NARRATOR: Pan Pan's fat blubber is as warm as a mitten!
relatives - STLUNKO: I found Brody and Tampo early in my mission, and we stayed together.
future - STLUNKO: Data indicates email is legitimate. It will be sent in 30X2.
biggest fan - STINKOMAN: Wow! A challenge from my biggest fan! This challenge-giving machine is awesome!
girlfriend - BRODY: Camping out in the fields? This is so lame!
new stuff - BRODY: So, why do you want to join forces with me, Tampo and Stlunko?
attacked - TAMPO: So now that everyone's normal, want to break in our new computer with an email?
ten emails - TAMPO: Yo yo Tampo, hey Tampo, I was wondering if you have ever made 1-Up cry. Mr. Cradgage.
dark side - ZYVES: First, eat this.
training - ZYVES: Oh, but this one is pudding.
saargtsson - ZYVES: Okay, Tampo, Brody, Stlunko, get behind me! I'm going to use a super-attack.
sb emails - STRONG BAD: Well, this email is definitely worth my time and considerat- DELETED!!!
virus - TREVOR: You! You are not going to be taking over my creator Tampo's world!
master - TAMPO: Tampo-Tampo-Tampo-Tampo-Tampo! Brody, Stlunko, and an email-ampo!
inspection - TAMPO: Hey, SuperCom. Go to www.stinkoman.com and view his forty-ninth email!
betrayal - STLUNKO: This devise will cloak you with advanced holographic technology...
security - TAMPO: This is your master Tampo speaking.
apocalypse - NARRATOR: This is the end of Tampo, Brody, Stlunko and indeed, 20X6 altogether. Good-bye.
tornado guy - BRODY: He's strongly into fashion and is an excellent salesperson.
death - TAMPO: Brody! Brody, speak to me! You can't be dead! Stlunko!
experiment - BRODY: We're tiny!
marbles - BRODY: So where was our headmaster guy when that virus attacked?
revolution - BRODY: Okay! One month for $100,000. That's cool.