Other Character Email Saargtsson/Holiday Special '05

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Hastily drawn and holiday-appropriate! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!!1111one111one1onelykonfglolzorz!

Overview

Not Quite Saargtsson Email - Holiday Special '05

Summary - Everybody sings an extremely bad parody song in honor of the un-named holidays.

Cast (in order of appearance) - Fiery-Hot, Gaspeau, Saargtsson, James the Poorbt, Stinkoman, Chorch, 1-Up, Other Lava Zone Enemies, HOMbot Head (easter egg)

Page Title - OMG404TITLENOTFOUNDONGLOLOLOLHAPPYHOLIDAYSLOL

Transcript

{We see the usual view of Saargtsson's desk and Fiery 3X6, but several things are different. Saargtsson is not at his desk, the computer is draped with several strands of fuzzy garland, and a glass of half-empty eggnogg is resting next to the keyboard. After a few moments of nothing happening but a Fundlake rolling by, Fiery-Hot comes in, carrying another glass of nog.}

FIERY-HOT: {to screen} Hey! You! Yeah, you, sitting there at your computer reading the e-mail! What are you doing here, the party's downstairs! Dang wallflowers... {he walks off mumbling.}

{Cut to a view of Saargtsson's living room, which is decorated for the holidays, including a large robotic tree in one corner topped with a statue of a gold Poorbt with a halo. Saargtsson and several other characters from the e-mail show are milling around, chatting.}

GASPEAU: {talking to Saargtsson} And it just stayed there for a week?

SAARGTSSON: Yeah, we couldn't get it off for the life of us, had to break out the welding torch and everything!

GASPEAU: Wow, pimples sure are different for you lava-worm-snake guys.

{Cut to Fiery-Hot and James the Poorbt having a conversation, Fiery-Hot still holding his glass of nog.}

FIERY-HOT: Yeah, so then he takes a picture of the two of us under the mistletoe, how invasive!

JAMES THE POORBT: Not to mention the fact that he's blackmailed you with that picture since like, forever.

FIERY-HOT: Yeah, well, THIS year I'm not going to get caught with her. We'll have total privacy. Won't we, baby?

{He kisses his glass of eggnogg, and as he does so, James holds up a camera and takes his picture. Fiery-Hot looks up in shock.}

FIERY-HOT: Was that a flash!?

JAMES THE POORBT: Oh, no, no, no, it was just um... the faulty lighting in here.

FIERY-HOT: Good, then. If you need me, I'll be under the mistletoe.

{He turns and walks off and James takes out his camera and follows him, muttering.}

JAMES THE POORBT: Man, Saargtsson better pay me double for watching them kiss twice... Blech...

{Cut to Stinkoman and Chorch having a conversation, too}

STINKOMAN: I'm so glad that Saargtsson invited me to his holiday special!

CHORCH: Yeah, I really can't understand why he invited one of his worst enemies.

STINKOMAN: Well, he just called me on my new CELL PHOOOOOOONE!

{He holds up a cell phone}

STINKOMAN: And then asked me if I want to be his "Pianta" or something like that.

CHORCH: Wait, he asked you to be a piñata?

STINKOMAN: Yes, I just thought it was Saargt-ese for "guest of honor". Why, what does it mean?

CHORCH: This.

{He takes out a stick and starts hitting Stinkoman on the head with it.}

STINKOMAN: {between thwacks} Ow! Are! You! Asking! For! A! CHALL-

{Before he can finish his sentence, Chorch hits him especially hard and he is knocked out, dropping his cell phone. 1-Up enters as this occurs.}

1-UP: {Seeing Stinkoman's cell phone on the ground} Oh, boy! Another one of those things that almost taste like pudding!

{He picks it up and swallows it whole. Chorch stares at him in disbelief for a few moments before the camera cuts back to the first view of Saargtsson's living room. Saargtsson can be seen slithering to the front of the room, ready to make an announcement.}

SAARGTSSON: Attention, attention everybody! {As the talking dies down} Well, everyone it's time for my annual Caroling Session! This year, we're going to the Ice Zone to sing to all the little My Benj...es... there! Grab your sheet music and let's move it on down!

{There is general hustle and bustle as the guests move around to get their music. Cut to the crowd standing in the Ice Zone at night under a full moon. They are all wearing Santaman hats or scarves and carrying sheet music. Stinkoman is still unconscious and has frozen to square.}

SAARGTSSON: Everybody ready to sing like yesterday's tomorrow passed today?

{Everyone looks confused and says things such as "What?" and "Say that again?"}

SAARGTSSON: Just... sing now.

{Music begins to play in the background. As the group sings, My Benj...es begin to hop on screen and hop around in rhythm, and eventually An Ice Machine enters and starts dancing, too.}

ALL: {To the tune of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer".}
Gaspeau, the Red Gaspeau!
Had a very shiny... {everyone says something different, though the words "skin", "thingie", and "face" are audible.}

And if you ever saw him,
You would even saw he's shiny!

All of the other characters,
Used to laugh and call him names,

SAARGTSSON: {yelling} Like slob!

ALL: {singing}
They never let poor Gaspeau
Join in any e-mails or games!
Then in e-mail eleven,
The Master came to say,

SAARGTSSON: {yelling} As a cyborg!

ALL: {singing}
Gaspeau, you are shiny and bright!
And your style is great... tonight...

FIERY-HOT: {Under the others while crumpling up his music} This really sucks...

ALL: {singing}
Then Saargtsson knighted him!
And he shouted out with glee,

GASPEAU: {screaming} YIPPEEEE!

ALL: {singing}
And Gaspeau the Red Gaspeau...

{They all trail off as the music stops and they can't think of anything that rhymes. The My Benjes and An Ice Machine still continue to dance.}

SAARGTSSON: {half-singing, half-yelling} I BELIEVE YOU'RE STILL SLOBBY!

{Everyone turns to glare at Saargtsson and Gaspeau slumps onto the ground, depressed.}

AN ICE MACHINE: Encore! ICEcore!

FIERY-HOT: Shut up.

{The words "HAPPY HOLIDAYS from Saargtsson's E-mail show" appear at the top of the screen. The word ICEcore also appears in the bottom right corner.}

Easter Eggs

• Click on "ICEcore" to see the gang sing their song over again.
• Click on the "s" in "HOLIDAYS" to see Chorch beating the still-frozen Stinkoman with a stick.

{Cut to back inside Saargtsson's house, where Stinkoman is still frozen and Chorch is repeatedly beaning him with a stick as he talks.}

CHORCH: When does the dang candy come out??

• Click on the "h" in "HOLIDAYS" to see another character dressed up for the season...

{Cut to next to Saargtsson's desk, where the head of a HOMbot wearing a Santaman hat and surrounded by christmas lights is mounted on the wall. The inscription on its plaque now reads "HOMbot, too?"}

HOMBOT: {In a strange, warped voice} Chipmunks keep telling me I'm fuzzy!

Fun Facts

• A Fundlake rolling by like a tumbleweed is a joke originally seen in nebulon.
• Fiery-Hot getting makey-outey with a glass of eggnogg and Saargtsson blackmailing him was first described in transportation.
• "Call me on my Cell PHOOOOOOONE!!!" Is something Stinkoman also said in Marzipan's Answering Machine v8.0.
• Stinkoman mistakenly calls "pinatas" Piantas, which are creatures originally from the game Mario Sunshine.
• According to Saargtsson, 1-Up also ate Stinoman's cell phone in history lesson.
• The tune the cast sings is based on Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, and is about how Gaspeau is a "special" red Gaspeau, which is why he is shiny.
  • This idea was taken from the Pokemon game series.
    • For more information on this whole red Gaspeau thing, check my talk page.
  • The song also describes the course of the events in the email master.
• An Ice Machine making bad puns based on cold words is something he often does in OCE An Ice Machine.
• The severed HOMbot head was first put on Saargtsson's wall in history lesson.
• The page title is a reference to the fact that I forgot to add it when I first put this episode up 'cause I was in a hurry to finally put the stupid thing up... yeah.

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