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Saargtsson's e-mail 2 - everyday

Summary - Crisco forgets to use a spacebar and Saargtsson goes out to lunch.

Cast (in order of appearance) - Saargtsson, Frotzer, Bottle of Crisco (easter egg)

Page Title - "Eatin' Good in the Pink Cloud Zone!"

Transcript

SAARGTSSON: {singing} Don't e-mail me... 'cause I'm not reading it...

{He pulls up the e-mail and reads it}

Dear Saargtsson,
What do you do everyday?
From,
Chriscon

SAARGTSSON: {He pronounces "Chriscon" as "Crisco"} Oh, no! This cooking spray didn't use the spacebar key... either he forgot, or... {The screen shakes as he yells} HIS SPACEBAR IS DEFECTIVE!!!

{He clears the screen and starts typing a response, pronouncing the "Re:" part}

SAARGTSSON: Re: Dear guy whose name is nowhere near good enough to be used in the Stinkogame {He simply types "Crisco"}, since your spacebar is obviously causing your computer to explode even as I write, I'm sure that you must've obviously meant to ask me something else, you poor, poor child... I'm sure you meant to say what do I do when I go out for dinner with Frotzer. Attached is a new space bar key, don't thank me, just give me your best power crunch.

{He takes out a spacebar key and puts it in an envelope, then tapes it to the screen. When he presses enter, the e-mail disappears and so does the envelope somehow}

SAARGTSSON:Ah, another poor, hapless soul saved by my e-mail skills. I don't know what you guys would do without me... now, Cooking Spray, I'd love to answer your question, but I have to meet Frotzer at our favorite restaurant in the Pink Cloud Zone. Away! {He gets up}

{Cut to a restaurant. Outside the window, the Pink Cloud Zone can be seen. A Stinkoman and The Liekand sprite walks past as the scene goes on. "Pink Clouds One-Bee's" is written on the window. Frotzer and Saargtsson sit in silence for a few moments}

FROTZER: So... uh... what do you do every day?

SAARGTSSON: Well, I always eat, sleep and breathe. I usually... uh... jump up and down below Stinkoman, too... That's um... usually a given.

FROTZER: ...Oh, well, yeah, I mean... you're the Lava World boss. It's... it's your job... {He trails off}

SAARGTSSON: Yeah... yeah, it is...

{They sit and take a few bites of their food in silence for a few more minutes until the paper comes down, reading "Always the direct answer! It's Saargtsson E-mail!"}

SAARGTSSON: Check, please!

Easter Eggs

  • Click on the Pink Clouds One-Bee's logo to see a bottle of cooking spray typing at a computer, when it suddenly catches fire in the exact same fashion as Fiery-Hot's desk in "lava".
  • Click on "Crisco" as Saargtsoon is typing his response to see a sprite of a new enemy from Stinkoman 20X6 named "Crisco", and an entry from the Stinkomanual beneath it, reading "Watch out for Crisco! Spray on any surface for a recipe for your destruction!"

Fun Facts

  • The e-mail song was taken from Sum 41's "Fat Lip".
  • Crisco is a brand of cooking spray, in case you didn't get all the references to spray bottles.
  • "Pink Clouds One-Bee's" Is supposed to be a parody of Engrish and of the restaurant Applebee's, and the title of the page is also a parody on Applebee's slogan.

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