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Saargtsson's e-mails
- lava
- everyday
- transportation
- zyves
- history
- soul crunch
- prank mail
- TV
- stupid people
- double letters
- master
- master plan
- nebulon
- history lesson
- recipe
- company old!
- challenge new!
Characters
Major characters {now with pictures!}
Not quite Saargtsson E-mails
Updates
4/8/06
Sorry this is taking so long, everybody. I have the next e-mail finished, I just need to type up the fun facts and all that, but I'm going to see a friend's play tonight, so I won't be adding the e-mail until like, 11:00 or 12:00 of clocks... Eastern Standard Time. But don't worry, I actually have it done, and this is a promise I'm actually capable of keeping. Late Huzzah!
EDIT:
Whew! Finally home, finally done, and it's finally up! My first e-mail in like, half a year. Hopefully no more hiatuses for a while and I'll start doing stuff around the Wiki more.
EDIT AGAIN:
Well, half a year, three months, what's the difference?
4/7/06
Z0MGZ and such. LOTF iz baaackerzzt!11onwe11eone
And I'm working on my next e-mail now.
I feel really crappy for abandoning this show like this, but hey, at least I gave you guys an almost-not-horrible excuse :P.
So get ready for the thrilling seventeenth-quel to the Saargt-series! Huzzah!
1/30/06
So it appears that once again I've fallen behind. I'm not even gonna bother making excuses anymore, it'll only make me look dumber, I'll just tell you all that I'll have one up soon like always. Whether I'm lying or not is yet to be seen, but, hey, at least you know I'm still alive :P
EDIT:
All right, I lied. But I'm sure you guys are used to that by now. Listen, I'm gonna officially declare my Saargt-show on hiatus until my play is over. That way it's... um... official. So don't expect me to be around until like, the end of March, which is when the school play's over. And out. ...As in over and out. ...as in bye. ...as in until March. ...as in or April. ...as in I should probably stop talking like this now.
1/16/06
Woohoo, the next e-mail is up! But expect my next update to be a bit late, considering I have an art request and the play to do, and that's without the homework I need to worry about. Still, all in all, this was a pretty good one, all things said, and it's my first e-mail that I'm going to continue the plot of in a second episode. Rejoice! Par-tay! Let's get it oooon like Saargtssoooon!
1/13/06
Well, after a sudden burst of e-progress, it looks like I've already fallen behind again. This time's excuse: the fact that I'm in the school musical... I swear, it's our first week in and I've already stayed in school until 8:30 twice. I am starting work on the next e-mail, though, just expect my updates to be even more far apart than usual. I'm such a freaking flake.
Computers and Scroll Button Songs
Fiery 3X6
The Fiery 3X6 is Saargtsson's first computer, and has not failed him to date. It features a fireproof monitor that Saargtsson tends to torch if he gets an e-mail he doesn't like, and sweet orange color. It's been there from the beginning. That's deep... yeah. {sniff}
It has been presumed that it was destroyed when Saargtsson's house was bulldozed by Chorch and fCon Industries. A permanent replacement has not yet been found.
Pan Pilot
Technically, this is Pan Pan's computer, but he lent it to Saargtsson once to check his e-mail, and would more than likely do it again should the need ever arise. It has one of those little styluses and everything.
PAST COMPUTERS: None
SCROLL BUTTONS RAPS:
16-Current
{Saargtsson is standing in fron of a drawing of his computer in the dirt, with each of the e-mails written on its "monitor".}
SAARGTSSON: Weeeeeell, my scroll buttons left me, doo deeeee, dee, doot. When I was betraaaaayed, doo deeeee, dee, doot.
11-15
SAARGTSSON: Scroll buttons, scrool buttons, 1, 2, 3, and-uh scrollin' up and down in the white hot lava sea! {no longer rapping} ...That sucked...
7-10
SAARGTSSON: Scroll buttons are so pretty, no one understands, it'd be easier to type than with my tail if I had hands...
E-mails 1-6
SAARGTSSON: Scrolling and buttons, and scrolling and buttons, doo daaaah... everybody'sscrollingand-uh-everyone's-a-cloning-and-uh...
Do YOU have an email for Saargtsson? POST IT HERE!!!
NOTE: Please post your e-mail at the bottom of the list, just to simplify things a little. Just because you post at the top doesn't mean that I'll answer your e-mail before the others. I've decided to start doing them a little more at random, but if I can't decide on which one to answer, I'll probably just keep doing them in order.
hey there, unpronouncable name!
why you like lava zone so much?!?
-Tea sir
Hey Saargtsston,
my sisters and I have 3 questions
1)what type of music do you listen to?
2)Do you like sports?
3)What Is your Favorite Video game>
-Belldandy, Urd, and Skuld.
Dear Saargtsson,
How do I become a universe headmaster?
-Amy Whifflepoof,
M-1-CH-elly
Sarge, You should clone yourself for a reason that I wont say.
So clone yourself already!
Teh Noid,
Zoid
Dear Sar, This is of immediate important importance.
In the far future, a horrible event shall occur that will leave your power crunches all gone. The person that will destroy is..
Oh no, he's coming! Quick! Time Travel, and save the universe(and your power crunches.)
Agent Z
Dera Saargtsson,
Why did Stinkoman's giant fist break
when he was pumbling you?
Was it because your awexome muscles
were too much for that rock hand?
Aslo, tell me a flashback. I SURVIVE ONLY ON THEM!
Jibney,
Homfrog.
Dear Saargtsson,
I'm sick of you treating me like dirt!
I'm leaving you to goin Nebulon!
Good bye..or not
Slob..I mean Gaspeau
Dear Saargtsson,
You must answer this email because I spelled your name right... Saargtsson.
Whoa, I did it again!
Dumbmail_bot_82
Greetings Saargtsson,
I am the Master Hand. I will host a
battle at the Final Destination on June
12th to see who is most worthy of being
My rival. You shall each fight in matches
there. Whoever wins shall fight me.
Good luck,
-Master Hand
Dang it, Saargtsson!
You froze me to square and left me for dead!
The joke's on you however! I'm not the CEO of fCon, just the VP of construction! You better be ready, however. The Department of Public Safety Maintenance does not take well to those who damage a VP.
Ta,
The Great Aussie Evil
Dear Saargtsston,
Have you ever thought about teaming up with
Trogdor or Trogador in order to beat Stinkoman?
Signed,
Boba the Robot
P.S. Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!
Thanks and such
- Thanks to Joshua and Shim-Sham-Sam for making the blockquotes and the table at the end of the e-mails, helping me with the HTML in general and for answering my newbie questions. I'm not worthy!
- Erin AKA Lemmy AKA MrsCommanderson for introducing me to the site and being cool.
- And thanks to pretty much everyone that sent e-mails. Saargtsson thanks you!
