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Saargtsson E-mail 17 - challenge

Summary - Stinkoman's challenge gives Saargtsson an idea to get his ruins back.

Cast (in order of appearance) - Stinkoman, Pan Pan, Saargtsson, Aussie Evil, Fiery-Hot (easter egg)

Page Title - What will become of the Fiery3X6??

Transcript

{Cut to Stinkoman and Pan Pan chatting to each other in a Lava Zone-style field.}

STINKOMAN: So, then I said 'Well you think you're so hot, but ARE YOU ASKING FOR A CHALLEEEEEENGE?'

PAN PAN: Badaling, badaling.

STINKOMAN: Yeah, then he kicked me out of my house.

{Saargtsson slithers on screen as the two of them talk.}

STINKOMAN: And he took my only 1-Up with him!

SAARGTSSON: Are you guys talking about fCon and Aussie Evil, by any chance?

STINKOMAN: MY ONLY 1-UUUUUP!! WHYYYY?

PAN PAN: Badaling, badaling, badaling.

SAARGTSSON: No way! He tried to take over Stinkoman's kitchen?!

PAN PAN: Badaling, badingding. Badaling, Lingbadaling lingling, badaling. BADALING!

SAARGTSSON: Wow, that sure was a long-winded and complicated explanation about how fCon took over Stinkoman's house by bribing 1-Up with pudding pie.

STINKOMAN: WHO WILL JUST BE A KID WITHOUT MY ONLY 1-UP???!!

SAARGTSSON: Is he going to be doing this for a while?

STINKOMAN: Wait, I'm almost done. WHYYYYYYYYYY?? There, I'm done now.

SAARGTSSON: So I guess this means I can't borrow your home computer to check my e-mail with.

PAN PAN: Badaling. {He reaches into himself and pulls out a Pan Pilot}

SAARGTSSON: Oh wow, you'd do that for me?! Thanks!

STINKOMAN: Wait! I object! How do we KNOW that we can really trust this Lave Snake?

SAARGTSSON: Umm... I'm the only other person around here without a purple fCon badge?

STINKOMAN: A likely story.

SAARGTSSON: Well, how do I know I can trust... um... that... pebble on the ground over there.

STINKOMAN: {Looking at a pebble on the ground in shock} WAGH! That pebble is highly suspicious. {He picks up the pebble and talks to it} Okay, Mr. On The Ground Over There, just who are you working for?

{Pan Pan tosses Saargtsson his Pan Pilot, and Saargtsson commences to check his e-mail. As he reads it, he talks over Stinkoman, who is still interrogating the pebble.}

SAARGTSSON: {singing} Voices screaming, astral dreaming, an e-mail symphony!

{The e-mail appears on the screen of the Pan Pilot and reads it word for word.}

SAARGTSSON: {He reads "challeeeeeenge" in Stinkoman's voice, and reads "1X:00" as "Ex-teen-o-clock".}

SAARGTSSON: {Yelling at Stinkoman, who is still talking to the rock.} Stinkoman... STINKOMAN! HEY, STINKOMAN!

STINKOMAN: Habbuduh-WHAT?

SAARGTSSON: When did you send this to me?

STINKOMAN: {Looking over at the Pan Pilot} Oh, that? I sent that a far time ago. I froze to square waiting for you in the Red Button Ice Zone. {He goes back to talking to the rock.}

SAARGTSSON: Wow. You really are an idi... wait a minute... That's it! I know how we can get our land back!

PAN PAN: Badaling, badaling.

SAARGTSSON: ...No, it doesn't have anything to do with rice.

PAN PAN: Badaling.

SAARGTSSON: Ugh, fine, I'll try to work rice in the plan somehow, will that make you happy?

{The screen fades to a close up of the Pan Pilot's screen. The words "sum t1em l8r" flash on and of the screen. Fade to Aussie Evil sitting at a blue iMac computer where a 3D salad is spinning on the screen while techno music plays in the background.}

AUSSIE EVIL: Wow, these sure are some cool beats.

{A message flashes onto the computer screen}

AUSSIE EVIL: Stinkoman sent me an e-mail? Feh, he probably wants to beg for his house back.

{He presses a button on the keyboard and the e-mail comes up on screen, which he reads word-for-word.}

{He reads "challeeeenge" with the exact same Stinkoman voice as Saargtsson.}

AUSSIE EVIL: What?! That loser wrestleman thinks he can beat me in combat? All I've got to do is offer to play "Toss the Howitzer" with him, and he's going down, son. {He gets up and leaves, and the screen once again fades to a message on the Pan Pilot, this time reading "sum t1em l8r agin".}

{Fade to a field in the Red Button Ice Zone, where Stinkoman, Pan Pan and Saargtsson are all standing, huddled together to keep warm. Pan Pan is holding some kind of ray gun and Saargtsson is carrying a set of blueprints.}

SAARGTSSON: {Indicating the blueprints} All right, here's where we need to be when he gets here... okay, everybody remembers what they're supposed to do, right?

STINKOMAN: Puh-LEEEEEEZE! You must be crazy to think that the great Stinkoman could ever mess up something so easy.

SAARGTSSON: Yeah... just... don't misread your lines. And be sure to keep moving, I don't have Fiery-Hot here to keep us warm.

PAN PAN: {bouncing particularly high} BADALING!

SAARGTSSON: Will you shut up about the rice and just hide behind that snowdrift with me?

PAN PAN: Badaling. Badaling, badaling.

SAARGTSSON: I'm gonna use my lasers to light a fire to stay warm, don't worry about that. I think I see him coming, quick, hide! Stinkoman, keep moving!

{Stinkoman runs around in circles yelling randomly as a helicopter lands and Aussie Evil, wearing a long white jacket, steps out.}

STINKOMAN: Oh, he's here! Okay, um... {He squints at his fist, apparently reading something.} Uh, are you ask...asking for... for a... um... it's smudged...

{Aussie Evil simply stares at him for a few moments of awkward silence.}

STINKOMAN: I guess I'll have to improvise...

{The background changes to a stereotypical "flying lines" background as Stinkoman assumes his Double Deuce position.}

STINKOMAN: ARE YOU ASKING FOR A TACOOOOOOOO???!!

{Stinkoman proceeds to run up to Aussie Evil, holding up his fist.}

STINKOMAN: TACO DEEEEEEEEU-

{Aussie Evil throws a Howitzer at Stinkoman in the middle of his sentence, and Stinkoman is blown backwards and off-screen.}

AUSSIE EVIL: {After standing there for a few more moments} Well, that was easy. {He begins to turn around to leave}

SAARGTSSON: {From off-screen} PAN PAN, NOW!

{Pan Pan can be heard bouncing, followed by a strange, squishy kind of gunfire. A burst of whitish-yellow liquid hits Aussie Evil and he is coated with it.}

AUSSIE EVIL: What the CRAP?! What is this?

{Saargtsson, Pan Pan and Stinkoman all walk back on screen and stand around Aussie Evil, who is struggling to move.}

SAARGTSSON: That, my meglomaniachal friend, is fast-acting, super-strong glue, secreted by snake-dragon-things in their stomophotines!

AUSSIE EVIL: Glue? Why'd you spray me with glue??

{The screen cuts to another message on the Pan Pilot, this time reading "4 f3w m0mNtz l8r".}

{Cut back to Stinkoman, Pan Pan and Saargtsson standing around Aussie Evil in the Ice Zone. Aussie Evil has frozen to square, and Saargtsson has set up a fire, close enough to keep warm, but far enough so that Aussie doesn't melt.}

SAARGTSSON: Score! Now all we have to do is get rid of the body...

PAN PAN: Badaling!

SAARGTSSON: Oh, FINE!

{He throws a bowl of rice at the block of ice containing Aussie Evil.}

PAN PAN: {making an anime-style "happy" face} Badaling, badaling, ling!

{Pan Pan picks up the ice block and absorbs it into his body.}

STINKOMAN: Good thinking, Pan Pan! Now, I'm gonna go home and have an interrogation with that Pebbleman.

{Stinkoman runs off, leaving Saargtsson and Pan Pan staring at each other.}

SAARGTSSON: {After a few uncomfortably quiet moments.} So um, does this mean I'm not allowed to attack Stinkoman anymore?

PAN PAN: {In as close to a sarcastic tone as possible foe a boingy thingy.} Badaling.

SAARGTSSON: It never stopped you, huh...

{Pan Pan bounces off after Stinkoman, and Saargtsson slithers off, too.}

SAARGTSSON: Hmm, now to just bribe everyone to give me what's left of my house back. Huh... now, what's the only thing people like more than pie... Oh, I know! More pie!

{He slithers off happily. The Paper comes down reading "A happy, pie-ful ending! And it only took, like, five months!}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on one of the mountains in the background to see how Stinkoman's interrogation is going.

{Cut to just outside Stinkoman's house, where he is carrying a pebble and wearing a detective's hat.}

STINKOMAN: Don't you get cute with me! I want answers! Talk, you little... sediment! Or igneon. I can't tell.

  • Click on the crescent moon in the sky to see Saargtsson bribing his... house... back... yeah.

{Cut to Saargtsson outside the ruins of his house talking with Fiery-Hot and holding a plate of pie.}

SAARGTSSON: C'moooon... Aussie Evil's gone and I can easily double his pie-put.

FIERY-HOT: It's not that that concerns me, what I'm worried about is where you're getting all this pie...

SAARGTSSON: Would you believe that snake-worm-dragon-guys naturally produce them?

FIERY-HOT: Um, where?

SAARGTSSON: Uhhhh... inside of us?

Fun Facts

  • Stinkoman and Pan Pan's conversation is a nod to the one Strong Bad and Pom Pom had in the opening of the bird.
    • Pom Pom also lent out his Pom Pilot for e-mail checking purposes in that e-mail.
  • Saargtsson lost his house to Aussie Evil in the last e-mail and this makes several references to it:
    • All the references to pie refer to how Aussie Evil bribed all of Saargtsson's friends with pie to betray him.
    • Aussie Evil is wearing an outfit like Shinra Inc.'s Rufus, continuing the string of FF7 jokes.
    • All members of fCon wear purple badges with the logo on it.
  • Stinkoman called Saargtsson "Lave Snake", which he was originally called in prank mail.
  • Saargtsson's e-mail song is taken from a Sirenia song, A Mental Symphony.
    • Yeah, I like emo music. Sue me :P
  • Pan Pan's rice obsession is a nod to Main Page 17, on which he eats a bowl of rice for no real reason.
  • This e-mail has several references to Aussie Evil Emails.
    • A.E. uses a blue iMac in the show
    • "Salad Master" is a game invented in that series.
      • "cool beats" is what he described the music as during the e-mail show.
    • "Toss the Howitzer" is a game invented by Aussie Evil.
  • The fact that you must keep moving or you will freeze in the Ice Zone is a fact from Level 7 of the Stinkogame.
  • Saargtsson first describes his "Stomophotine" in master plan.

Links

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