Other Character Email Saargtsson/Major Characters
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Saargtsson
Saargtsson is the star of the e-mail show, and it's rumored that the show is named after him, but such rumors remain unconfirmed... or DO they? ...Hmmm... Well, anyway, Saargtsson takes his show and himself very seriously, and he likes to blow things like forgetting to use the space bar, made-up stories and his Sprawling Power Crunch Garden of... oh, you know, his lava world, way out of proportion. He collects power crunches and usually demands them from anyone he comes into contact with. He doesn't have very many minions, something that he is sensitive about, but he can usually convince his fiery-hot friend Fiery-Hot to do stuff for him, probably by lying to him. Saargtsson does that a lot. He also enjoys verbally/physically abusing people like Chorch and Gaspeau. And that is Saargtsson, in a nutshell. Restrictions apply, results may vary, Saargtsson is not valid if you don't like really awesome lava snakes, in which case, you're more of a slob than Gaspeau.
Fiery-Hot
Fiery-Hot is Saargtsson's minion. He's the The Cheat to Saargtsson's Strong Bad, the mayo to his smelly tuna fish sandwich, the Rikku to his Yuna, the battery to his Gameboy, the... dealie-whacker to his... doohickey. Um, yeah. He'll usually do just about anything Saargtsson asks, but he's still smart. He's usually the voice of reason in Saargtsson's life, despite the fact that he typically gets ignored. He's also a little gullible and susceptible to manipulation and blackmail of the "snog the nog" variety... don't ask.
Chorch
Although not as important a character as Saargtsson, the almighty crunchmaster (he's standing over my shoulder as I type, by the way), Chorch has influenced the e-mail show with his really bad pranks. He loves to cause chaos in Saargtsson's life with his prank calls and e-mails, but instead of fooling that snakey hero of ours (yeah, he's still here), Chorch usually drives him crazy in trying to prevent the pranks from happening. Fiery-Hot is often on the recieving end of the prank calls since he's Saargtsson's secretary, since Saargtsson is too much of a lazy bum to answer the phone himself. (Yup, he finaly left... OH CRAP, he's still here, I have to cut this short before he se-
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In closing, this is totally LOTF and Saargtsson is awesome.
Gaspeau
Above all other things, Gaspeau is a slob. The slobbiest slob that ever floated, and no one lets him forget it. Usually, Gaspeau's kind of submissive when it comes to being constantly ridiculed for being a FREAKING SLOB, he does sometimes try to stand up for himself or make his ideas known. It never works, though. I mean, come on... he's still just a slob. The only reason I even put him in the major characters section is because he's been in a bunch of e-mails and was one of the ones that quested for the Soul Crunch.
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Big thanks (again... dang, I really owe you a lot) to Joshua for helping me with the code so that the text and pictures were all lined up.
