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Saargtsson E-mail 7 - prank mail

Summary - Chorch has graduated to prank e-mails and Saargtsson tries to catch him in the act.

Cast (in order of appearance) - Saargtsson, Fiery-Hot, Chorch, Gypsy (easter egg)

Page Title - F13r33 3ex51*onglolzorz1!11onrlole!11

Transcript

{A plate containing a half eaten egg and a green power crunch is sitting on Saargtsson's desk next to his computer today.}

SAARGTSSON: {burps and then sings} When the moon hits your eye like a big Fu-ull-bide, that's an e-mail... {I'm sure I don't need to tell you people what Saargtsson does with today's e-mail at this point, but in case you're new, he opens it and reads it out loud.}

Dear Lave Snake,
What are your Old Timey and Normalday forms? plese tell us!
Teh Noid,


SAARGTSSON: {He pronounces the typos literally; "Lave" is pronounced "Layve" and "plese" as "pless". He also reads the phrase "Teh Noid" as if it were a phrase such as "sincerely".} Wow, what an original way of telling me 'sincerely'! ...But they forgot to sign their name... Oh, wait a MINUTE. I'll bet this is from Chorch. Ever since he finally got a computer of his own he's graduated from prank phone calls to prank e-mails.

{Cut to Saargtsson's computer earlier that day; you can tell it's in the morning because the plate now contains two whole eggs and a large quantity of ham, plus the green power crunch.}

SAARGTSSON: Ahhh, green power crunch and ham, direct from the fridge. What have you got for me, Fiery? {He pulls up another e-mail and reads it aloud.}

Dere Sargstsstooton.?

This emale haza vyriss in it, That Will n0t noT eat yur compooter if u DON"T SEND CHORCH ALL YOUR POWRU CRUNKES>!

Teh Noid,
Not ChOrCh

{Cut back to the present}

SAARGTSSON: Hmm... I think I've got a plan. Maybe I'll just answer this e-mail to lull him into a false sense of security... yeah... and then, when he least suspects it... {He presses a button on his keyboard, and the "DELETED!" sound from the original Strong Bad E-mails plays, but the words on the screen are "I'LL POUNCE!" instead.}

{Cut to a room with one of those projection screens in it. We see Saargtsson enter the room, turn down the lights and turn on an old-timey projection machine. The camera zooms in so that the only thing in view is the screen, which an Old-Timey background is now on.}

SAARGTSSON VOICE OVER: So... my Old Timey form. I'll just sit here and show you what it would look like, leaving me completely vulnerable to having my house robbed by you, Chorch. But, I digress. {A full-color Saargtsson appears on the screen} So, anyway, to be in all those Old-Timey cartoons, I'd have to be black-and-white. {The Saargtsson on the screen changes color appropriately} I'd probably have beady little black eyes, too. {His green eyes change black and shrink} Most of the characters in those cartoons do... I think I'd be a gypsy of some sort. That way I can just say my lasers are magic. {The spots on his body become stars and moons} And fiiiiinally, I'd... {The screen suddenly rips and Saargtsson jumps through it} POUNCE!!! {He proceeds to fire lasers at everything in the room, causing a massive explosion that blocks the view. When the dust clears, the room is totalled.}

SAARGTSSON: Hm. I guess he's hiding in another room.

{He walks through the door, which crumbles into ashes, and enters the den, sitting on the couch.}

SAARGTSSON: Okay, well, how about that other one... if I lived in Free Country, USA, for one thing, I'd probably look less pixel-y.

{A thought bubble appears over his head and a smoother version of Saargtsson appears in it.}

SAARGTSSON: And also, um... I'LL POUNCE AGAIN!!! {He leaps up, the thought bubble disappears, and he starts firing lasers at everything in the room again. Fiery-Hot walks into the room.}

FIERY-HOT: Hey, Saargtsson, Chorch just prank called us... like, from his house. I'm pretty sure he's not- {He gets cut off as a laser hits him. Another explosion exactly like the first one appears, and when the dust clears, the room is just as destroyed as the first one.}

SAARGTSSON: {Seeing Fiery-Hot} Ah-HA!! Trying to impersonate Fiery-Hot again, are you? Well, you can't fool me! {He picks Fiery-Hot up and throws him out the window.} Ah, there. He won't be bothering me again. ...But wait... maybe that's just what he WANTED me to do. I bet he's stealing the siding right off my house right now!!! I'm going to have to go beat the ever-loving crap out of the pitiful, Fiery-Hot impersonating Chorch! I'm sure you guys'll watch my computer while I'm gone, right? {He runs from the room}

{Cut back to Saargtsson's desk. Chorch can be seen wearing a bad Fiery-Hot costume and stealing Saargtsson's breakfast off the desk. The paper comes down reading, "Sound the alarm, e-mail Saargtsson!". Chorch walks back and forth across the screen carrying out Saargtsson's stuff even after the paper comes down.}

Easter Eggs

  • Click on Saargtsson's breakfast to see the cover art of a kid's book titled "Green Power Crunches and Ham!"
  • Click on the blackened chairs in the Projecting Room after Saargtsson burns them and they'll crumble.
    • The same applies to the furniture in his den
  • Click on Saargtsson's keyboard while Chorch is swiping his stuff to see Old-Timey Saargtsson in action.

{Cut to an Old-Timey-Style gypsy tent. Gypsy Saargtsson is sitting at a crystal ball and talking to The Homestar Runner}

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What is in my future, Gypsy?

GYPSY: I see... a laser show in your near future.

THE HOMESTAR RUNNER: What's a laser?

{Gypsy fires a laser in his face and he flies out of the tent}

Fun Facts

  • The e-mail song is a play on the song "That's AmorĂ©", whose artist I don't know.
  • Chorch pulling bad pranks via phone and now e-mail is a joke that's probably getting old that's originally from lava.
  • The computer flashing "I'LL POUNCE!" is a play on the way Strong Bad deletes his e-mails.
  • Obviously, Old-Timey-Style is a style that The Brothers Chaps use in cartoons such as "Parsnips-A-Plenty".
  • I wasn't exactly sure what The Noid meant by "Normalday", so I figured he meant the non-anime Free Country, USA. Now that I think about it, I should probably have asked him before I wrote this e-mail...
  • "Green Power Crunches and Ham" is an obvious parody of the kid's book "Green Eggs and Ham" by Dr. Seuss.

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