Sounds E-mailesque!
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Look's like I'm gonna have to check E-mail!
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New & Updates
May 22, 2010 - There will be no new Sounds E-mailesque! tomorrow as it is a Jewish holiday. There will be a new one next Sunday. I apologize for any convenience this may have caused.
May 16, 2010 - The Computa Murder is here! Are you shocked? Amazed? Disappointed? Then write your own spinoff of my own...spinoff...of a spinoff.
May 9, 2010 - The Chief's Caper is here! Dangeresque has run off, and the Uzi-Computa is demanding exorbitant blackmail fees! Save Dangeresque!
May 2, 2010 - The Super-Powered Caper has arrived! It is what it is.
April 25, 2010 -The Black Market Caper is here! Probably my best yet. It even has a not-crappy screenshot.
April 18, 2010 - Apparently, I'm going to start updating every seven days. Okay! In other, way better news, Number four has arrived! Believe it or not, I got two E-mails asking this question from two different people! I just chose the one who sent it in first.
April 11, 2010 - Sorry for the wait, but Number three has arrived! In honor of this cool, cool E-mail, I've updated the header picture to look a little more...E-mailesque.
April 4, 2010 - Number two is out! Prepare yourselves for... The Nunchuck Gun Caper! (NOTE: The Wheelchair hasn't started doing the screenshots yet.)
April 1, 2010 - I sealed the deal! From now on, The Wheelchair of Blue Lasermail fame will be doing occasional screenshots as a guest artist. Prepare yourselves for E-mail numba two!
March 31, 2010 - I fixed everything! No blockquotes, no italics, no bold, all a thing of the not-past! Also, I added Topsy and The Chief.
March 30, 2010 - The birth of Sounds E-mailesque! E-mail one: The Coolness Caper
Current E-mails
The Shady 13annaHalf, at your disservice!
8. The Computa Murder
7. The Chief's Caper
6. The Super-Powered Caper
5. The Black Market Caper
4. The Cute-as-a-Button Caper
3. The Cool Glasses Caper
2. The Nunchuck Gun Caper
1. The Coolness Caper
Characters
Dangeresque
He fights the law, but he also fights the crime, but not as much. He's a crooked cop, a private eye, a secret agent and a celebrity pharmacist! He has succeeded in every one of his capers so far...but will getting E-mails from nerdy fans be too much for him??
Renaldo
Dangeresque's green, turban-wearing partner. He killed the Uzi-Computa by leaving an E-mail Bomb in it. This was apparently because he felt Dangeresque spent too much time on the computer and not enough time with his partner. Dangeresque didn't fire him, though, because it was apparently the only cool thing Renaldo has ever done.
Perducci (and Killingyouguy)
Dangeresque's worst nemesis. With his massive sidekick Killingyouguy, he only cares about his own selfish gains! Dangeresque, on the other hand, cares only about his selfish gains. Much better.
Dangeresque, Too
Dangeresque's on-again off-again sometimes other partner with the same name as him. For a while, he was considered to be an evil criminal mastermind. But then it was discovered that there was a simple explanation: a robot created by a guy named Craig with an evil sun base masquerading as Dangeresque, Too in order to make Dangeresque suffer.
The Informant
A suspicious man who can change his bad accent at will. He lives on the streets...any streets, really. He often supplies suspicious information to Dangeresque. In The Black Market Caper, Dangeresque Too suggests that he may be female, though this may just be an insult.
The Chief
Not much is known about The Chief except for his home address, work address, full name, social security number, intention, sex, and favorite TV show (Lugnut and Squeak.)
Secret Agent Ham Sandwich
Not a Homsar. Diaper Pie.
Computers
The Uzi-Computa
The Uzi-Computa was made by Dangeresque out of the broken mechanical corpse of the Uzi-Bazooka robot, which was being used as a lightning rod at the time. He also used "17 cans of my coolest, coolest spray paint." It appears to be heavily damaged, with several bullet holes. This could be damage left over from when Dangeresque smashed Uzi-Bazooka with a solar drill, or made during construction of the computer, or both. In The Nunchuck Gun Caper, The Uzi-Computa played an April Fools' Day trick on Dangeresque, after Dangeresque did the same to him. He at one point blackmailed fans of the show, demanding exorbitant five dollar fees. He was killed by Renaldo shortly after.
E-mails checked on the Uzi-Computa: 8
Shady 13annaHalf
The Shady 13annaHalf was purchased by Baron Darin Diamonocle on the black market before Dangeresque shut it down. It's completely illegal, and Dangeresque only bought it because it was free.
E-mails checked on the Shady 13annaHalf: 0
Topsy
The Uzi-Computa was equipped with a paper labeled "TOP SECRET: DANGERESQUE." It also has a penciled-in picture of Dangeresque's cool, cool glasses. Dangeresque named it "Topsy," a partial portmanteau of "Top Secret." Not much is known about Topsy, such as where he comes from, or what his purpose is, since he doesn't tell people where they can E-mail Dangeresque. He has displayed other messages besides the "TOP SECRET" message, though, such as "What are you doing, Dangeresque?" He was able to stay on with the Shady 13annaHalf because it's "Topsy-compatible."
Want to send Dangeresque an E-mail?
You can either send him a message at SoundsEmailesque@gmail.com or by dropping it in via Dangeresque's Airmail.
