Blue Lasermail
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New & Updates
May 25th, 2010: BLemails are on Wiki User Wiki now. It's been fun, HRFwiki. See ya.
May 24th, 2010: Well, wiki's closing. As soon as I figure out where I'm moving BLemails to, I'll post it here. Until then, dang, that was short lived.
May 11th, 2010: Email's here! comic book!
Apr. 30th, 2010: Heist!
Apr. 22nd, 2010: parade is out!
Apr. 10th, 2010: It's finally here! Sorry about the long wait! Enjoy deleted!
Apr. 5th, 2010: I'm currently experiencing some, ahem, issues with Powerpoint, which I use to make my BLemail images. Bear with me while I work these out. If it comes down to it, I'll just end up releasing the next email imageless for the time being.
Mar. 29th, 2010: BLemails have been voted Fanstuff of the Whenever! Thanks to everyone who voted!
Mar. 27th, 2010: musical is here!
Mar 22nd, 2010: Number eight! Enjoy!
Mar 15th, 2010: Sorry for the wait! debt is here!
Mar 5th, 2010: This means war! Number six is out!
Feb 24th, 2010: Number five, candy, is here! Enjoy!
Current eeeeemails
13. comic book - NEW!
12. heist
11. parade
10. deleted
9. musical
8. brotherly love
7. debt
6. war
5. candy
4. uniforms
3. flying machine
2. favorites
1. trademarked
Wanna email Blue Laser? Send your email to bluelasermail@yahoo.com or drop your message by The P. O. Box!
Characters
Blue Laser
A not-so-elite criminal mastermind intent on ruling the world, crushing the Cheat Commandos, and blowing up stuff. He has numerous minions, including the sultry New Bad Guy Character. Despite his determination and powerful forces, his schemes tend to fail miserably. Like, all the time. His latest plan is to crush the Cheat Commandos using his new, "high-tech" computer, the Blasty 987. Oh yeah, and he still lives with his Nana.
Cheat Commandos
Despite slacking off, playing video games with the enemy, and spending their budget on pizza, the C.C.dos are always able to crush Blue Laser's plans like a fly. Their leader, Gunhaver, is Blue Laser's nemesis ever since some childhood incident. Don't ask.
Lemmy
The local repairman that helped hook up the Blasty 987 for Blue Laser. He runs his own business, "Lemmy's Repair", and lives next door to Nana. He speaks with an unidentifiable accent and is generally uninterested in his customers' satisfaction.
New Bad Guy Girl Character
Usually referred to as The New Girl, she's Blue Laser's singular female minion. Despite Laser's attempts to get her attention, New Girl finds him to be nothing more than the creepy dude that supplies her with a pay check. In truth, she's really more interested in Gunhaver.
The Topplegangers
A gang of shady missionaries mercenaries led by none other than Crackotage's evil twin brother, Subtlefuge. They hide away in the swamp doing all types of shady business. Don't ask what type of shady business they do. No one really knows for sure. Though Reynold suspects that it has to do with air fresheners.
Redd Laser
Redd is Blue Laser's brother. Despite being Blue's punching bag, Redd is much better at coming up with evil schemes, though he never actually puts any into motion. He also enjoys listening to indie music and blogging. In brotherly love, he is revealed to be about five minutes older than Blue Laser.
Computers
Blasty 987
Blue Laser's first and current computer. It was installed by Lemmy in trademarked. Its features include:
- Typing
- Clicking
- Typing and clicking at the same time
- Checking email
It also comes with a two-second money back guarantee.
Emails checked on the Blasty 987: 13
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