Other Character Email The Poopsmith/Disc 1

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This is for Disc One of PSEMAIL. This disc includes e-mails #1–9. To see artwork for Disc One, see PSEMAIL DVD Artwork.

Contents

FBI Warning

The FBI warning on Disc One of PSEMAIL.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{The Poopsmith walks in and gives the text a glance, yawns, then walks away}

Introduction

Introduction to Disc One of PSEMAIL.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, The King of Town

Transcript

{A 3D rendered Poopsmith walks over to his pile.}

THE POOPSMITH: (Another day, another pile of crap to shovel.)

{The Poopsmith starts shoveling. The King of Town walks past him}

THE KING OF TOWN: Keep up the good work, Poopsmith!

{The Poopsmith waits until The King of Town is gone, then digs the Crappy 486 out of the pile}

THE POOPSMITH: (Okay, now, onto the email checking!

{The Paper comes down with the menu selections. About 30 seconds later, The Poopsmith turns to the camera and starts tapping the screen with his shovel}

Contents

E-mails

Bonus Stuff

  • Email Intros: A video featuring every psemail intro for emails 1–25.
  • Scroll Button Songs: A video featuring every scroll button rap up until the "Blah blah, scroll buttons, blah blah..." rap.

Bonus Menu Transcript

{Pom Pom is standing at the stick using his Pom Pilot. The Poopsmith grabs it out of his hands and holds it up to the camera. The menu options appear on the screen. About 30 seconds later, Pom Pom peeks his head around it}

Pom Pom: (Hey! I was using that to check MY email!)


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