Other Character Email The Poopsmith/Disc 3

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This is for Disc Three of PSEMAIL. This disc includes e-mails #19–25. To see artwork for Disc Three, see PSEMAIL DVD Artwork.

Contents

FBI Warning

The FBI warning on Disc Three of PSEMAIL.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors. The Poopsmith is already here this time, spreading poop all over the text.}

TEXT: Federal law provides {text is covered by poop} for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with a maximum penalty of {text is covered by poop} $250,000 {text is covered by poop}

{Maxy Waxy enters}

MAXY WAXY: What are YOU doing in here?

THE POOPSMITH: (Making some adjustments to this boring crap.)

MAXY WAXY: Hm, it looks much better now. Nice work.

{Maxy walks off}

Introduction

Introduction to Disc Three of PSEMAIL.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith, Flaming Poopsmith

Transcript

{The Poopsmith is typing away on the Boxor 186. It starts to rain.}

THE POOPSMITH: (Uh oh. I'd better go inside, before-)

{He gets struck by lightning, then morphs into Flaming Poopsmith.}

FLAMING POOPSMITH: -before my computer malfunctions.

{He throws the Boxor inside the castle, then jumps up to the top of the screen and pulls the Paper down with the menu selections. He hangs from it for 30 seconds, until he falls off and turns back into normal Poopsmith.}

THE POOPSMITH: (I think my fire went out.)

Contents

E-mails

Bonus Stuff

Bonus Menu Transcript

{Pom Pom is standing at the stick using his Pom Pilot. The Poopsmith grabs it out of his hands and holds it up to the camera. The menu options appear on the screen. About 30 seconds later, Pom Pom peeks his head around it}

Pom Pom: (Hey! I was using that to check MY email!)