Other Character Email The Poopsmith/Disc 2

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This is for Disc Two of PSEMAIL. This disc includes e-mails #11–18. To see artwork for Disc Two, see PSEMAIL DVD Artwork.

Contents

FBI Warning

The FBI warning on Disc Two of PSEMAIL.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith

Transcript

{The standard FBI warning text appears on a background with constantly shifting colors.}

TEXT: Federal law provides severe civil and criminal penalties for the unauthorized reproduction, distribution or exhibition of copyrighted motion pictures, video tapes or video discs. Criminal copyright infringement is investigated by the FBI and may constitute a felony with maximum penalty of up to five years in prison and/or a $250,000 fine.

{The Poopsmith walks in and gives the text a glance, pokes the word "criminal" with his shovel until it falls off, then walks away}

Introduction

Introduction to Disc One of PSEMAIL.

Cast (in order of appearance): The Poopsmith

Transcript

{The Poopsmith stands in front of his pile. The Crappy 486 is on top of it. The Poopsmith picks it up with his shovel and throws it over his shoulder, then puts the Boxor 186 in its place.}

THE POOPSMITH: (There. That looks much better.)

{He walks off. Homeschool Winner walks up to the Boxor and attempts to pick it up. The Boxor displays the following text.}

{Homeschool Winner then catches fire and collapses onto the floor. The Paper comes down with the menu selections. About 30 seconds later, Homeschool gets up, groans, then catches fire and collapses again.}

Contents

E-mails

Bonus Stuff

  • Outtakes: "Hilarious" outtakes from some of the emails.
  • Deleted Scenes: Stuff that we got rid of because it either wasn't funny enough, or was too funny.

Bonus Menu Transcript

{Pom Pom is standing at the stick using his Pom Pilot. The Poopsmith grabs it out of his hands and holds it up to the camera. The menu options appear on the screen. About 30 seconds later, Pom Pom peeks his head around it}

Pom Pom: (Hey! I was using that to check MY email!)