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Saargtsson e-mail 4 - zyves

Summary - Saargtsson speaks of Zyves's departure and The Basement of Secrets.

Cast (in order of appearance) - Saargtsson, Fiery-Hot, Chorch, Zyves

Page Title - Fiery 3X6! Agains!

Transcript

SAARGTSSON: {While typing} Today's e-mail is brought to by Browntant, and if Browntant could talk, I'd say its slogan.

{he pulls up the e-mail and reads it}

Dear Saargtsson,
I've read you have a cool partner named Zyves.
How's he like? Are you two still friends?
-You know who

SAARGTSSON: You-know-who? Wow, are you that guy whose name everyone is too scared to say? Good thing you didn't write it, or my computer would probably a splode. Oh, hey, let me know how your challenge with that Scarface kid goes.

{He clears the screen}

SAARGTSSON: So, anyway. Zyves. I haven't really seen him in a while, actually. We had this big fight over who's hotter, and he just sort of left. {he begins speaking in a pained voice} The only thing I have left is this letter...

{The letter appears at the front of the screen and a voice over of Zyves reads it.}

SAARGTSSON: The weird thing about this is that I don't even have a basement... Naturally, the house has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found. We never found Zyves, either... come to think of it, he still owes me at least six power crunches.

{He clears the screen}

SAARGTSSON: Ah, well, I'm sure he'll come crawling back to me eventually... No other 20X6 boss provides all of their sidekicks with dental. You don't hear Fiery-Hot complaining.

{Cut to Fiery-Hot at his office desk, which is now made of metal and says "Non-Flammable Secretary-Style Desk" on the front. The phone rings and Fiery-Hot picks it up. The screen splits and we can see Chorch on the other end.}

CHORCH: Is your... uh... is your challenge... running?

{Fiery-Hot pauses and then hangs up, and starts to leave his desk.}

FIERY-HOT: {muttering} If he calls one more time, I'm quitting...

{Cut back to Saargtsson's computer}

SAARGTSSON: It's so great to have unquestioning minions that'll do anything you want. Not like Zyves. He kept eating all the twinkies, not to mention missing all of our important calls.

{Cut to the desk again, only it's wooden again and Zyves is sitting at it. The phone is ringing continuously, but Zyves isn't answering it, he's just playing his Gamestar Runner. The screen splits and we see Chorch again.}

CHORCH: Pick up, PICK UP, PICK UUUP! I need to crush your spirit with my genius PRAAAAANK!

{Cut back to Saargtsson again}

SAARGTSSON: So, Voldie, I don't hang out with Zyves because I'm hotter than him, and I never found the Basement of Secrets. Normally I'd take all of your power crunches at this point, but I need to do my routine search for Zyves, so you'll just have to mail them over. 'Til next time! {He gets up and the paper comes down, reading: "Will our hero find his basement? E-mail Saargtsson, and he probably won't tell you!" }

Easter Eggs

  • Click on "Zyves" in the e-mail to see a picture of him with an excerpt from the Stinkomanual below it, reading, "Zyves is a steel bird that like to shoots you. Projectile weapons is the name of his game!"
  • Click on "Scarface" to see a picture of Al Capone battling Lord Voldemort.
  • Click on "dental" to see a picture of Fiery-Hot with a big, white, toothy smile.
  • Click on "Voldie" to see the cover of a book called "Saargtsson and the Basement of Secrets", drawn in the style of the Harry Potter books.
  • Click on "Basement of Secrets" to see a clip of Saargtsson searching for Zyves.

{Cut to Saargtsson's house. We see a door with a sign on it reading "Definitely a broom closet. Not a basement closet." Saargtsson floats past it.}

SAARGTSSON: Zyves? Zyyyy-yyyves? Zyves?

{He turns to the door}

SAARGTSSON: Maybe in he- ...Oh no, this is just a broom closet, Zyves wouldn't be in there.

{He continues to float past yelling Zyves's name.}

Fun Facts

  • This e-mail has a crapload of blatant references to the "Harry Potter" books, "The Chamber of Secrets" in particular.
    • The term "Basement of Secrets" is a play on the title of the book.
    • When Saargtsson asks if "You-Know-Who" is someone whose name people are afraid of, that is a reference to Lord Voldemort, the main villain in the Harry Potter books, who most people call "You-Know-Who" or "He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named".
    • "That Scarface kid" is a reference to Harry Potter, Voldemort's arch-enemy and the protagonist in the books, whose most notable feature is a lightning-bolt shaped scar on his forehead.
      • "Scarface" was also the nickname of the famous gangster Al Capone, which explains the picture of him and Voldemort.
    • The line "Naturally, the house has been searched many times. No such chamber has been found," is an almost direct quote from the second Harry Potter movie.
    • In case you didn't notice, I'm also a big Harry Potter nerd. Just throwing that out there.
  • Two people arguing about who's hotter is from Mendelev and Dongolev in Peasant Quest.
  • Fiery-Hot at an office desk and Chorch's prank calls are, once again, a joke from the e-mail "lava".
  • I know no one's really seen it, but "Gamestar Runner" is from some Homestar fanart I made.
  • This is the most amount of fun facts I've done so far O_o

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