100 Fanfics/Passing

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100 Fanfics/Passing
Moving Out, Chapter 3
Homestar was taking a walk when he ran into Strong Bad.

"Hey!" said Strong Bad, from the ground. "Watch where you're going!"

Homestar looked down at him. "Hey Strong Bad, what are you doing on the ground?"

"You knocked me down!" said Strong Bad. He stood up.

"I think I'd remember doing something like that," said Homestar.

"Whatever," said Strong Bad. "Anyways, I'm holding a party cause of Strong Sad leaving town. You can come if you want."

"Strong Sad left town?" said Homestar, surprised. He indicated a direction off to the left. "Then what's that over there?"

Strong Bad looked.

"Uh... That's a sack of potatoes," he said.

The King of Town walked past. "I'm saving that for after dinner!"

"So, a Strong-Sad's-Not-Here-Anymore-Party, eh?" said Homestar. "I'd be into that. See ya round, Strong Brown."

"Yeah, b—"

"S-Brown."

"Okay—"

"S-Bro."

"Just go already!" said Strong Bad.

As Homestar walked away, Strong Mad and The Cheat approached. Strong Bad took a watch from his pants and inspected it.

"All right!" he said. "You guys are just in time to... in time to... Never mind."

The Cheat squeaked. Strong Bad looked sheepish.

"I was just thinking we could go beat up... Uh, go beat up Dumpus. You know, 'cause it's three o'clock, and... yeah."

Strong Mad laughed, and The Cheat reminded Strong Bad that not only had he spent all day planning his party, but he was wearing a shirt depicting Strong Sad's crossed-out face.

"Shut up! I know!" said Strong Bad. "So, uh... Coach Z. He's coming to the party, right? That guy really knows how to... pass out on the floor."

The Cheat responded in the affirmative.

"That reminds me," continued Strong Bad. "He's behind on his protection payments. We need to go rough him up or something."

The Cheat and Strong Mad concurred.


(Part 2)

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