100 Fanfics/Outsides
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{Strong Sad enters}
STRONG SAD: According to my research, Strong Bad, you're actually a wrestlecreature.
STRONG BAD: What?! Well at least I'm not a... elephant. An elephant.
STRONG SAD: I'm not an elephant!
STRONG BAD: Oh yeah. Sorry, rhinoman.
{Strong Mad enters}
STRONG MAD: I'M A WRESTLEMAN! I HAVE A FACE!
STRONG BAD: Oh, look who's arrived. It's Mister-No-Head
STRONG MAD: AT LEAST I HAVE FINGERS!
{Homestar Runner enters}
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey guys. What's going on?
STRONG BAD: We're trying to figure out what we are. Also, get out of my house.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I think I'm a salamander or something.
STRONG SAD: What? Homestar, salamanders usually have four limbs.
STRONG BAD: I'd say you're definitely a... paininthebutt.
HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhh, right, right. And Marzipan's a broom.
STRONG SAD: And The Cheat is a cow, right Homestar?
{The Cheat enters}
THE CHEAT: {angry The Cheat noises}
STRONG SAD: Oh... hey, The Cheat.
STRONG MAD: THE CHEAT IS NOT A COW!
{Strong Mad punches Strong Sad}
STRONG SAD: Ow!
{Strong Bad sniggers. Coach Z enters}
COACH Z: I'm part squid!
STRONG BAD: Ugh, let's just get the King of Town in here too and—
{The King of Town enters}
KING OF TOWN: I heard there was a rad party going on down here. Oh, and I'm a royal hair monster.
STRONG BAD: AIHEFEIN! NFOENFO!
COACH Z: What would you fellas say Bubsy is?
STRONG MAD: PART BLUEBERRY! PART ORANGE!
STRONG SAD: Homsar is definitely a failed Homestar of some sort, and the Poopsmith is a... Poopsmith.
THE CHEAT {questioning The Cheat noises}
STRONG BAD: Oh, Pom Pom is definitely a living exercise ball. You know, the kind people sit on when they play video games? I had one of those once.
STRONG MAD: BALLY WAS MY FIRST FRIEND!
STRONG BAD: Okay, now that we've got that cleared up... Get outta my house! {Strong Mad throws the King of Town out of the room} Get outta my house! {Strong Mad throws Coach Z out of the room} Get outta my house! {Strong Mad throws Homestar out of the room} Get outta my house! {Strong Mad throws Strong Sad out of the room}
{Strong Sad comes back in}
STRONG SAD: Hey! I live here too!
STRONG MAD: THIS IS THE NO ELEPHANTS CLUB!
STRONG SAD: {dejected} Oh... I'll be in my room, I guess.
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