100 Fanfics/Outsides

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100 Fanfics/Outside
The Species Question
STRONG BAD: {Apparently to the reader} So wait, am I supposed to be a human, or some kinda wrestle... man? Help me out here.

{Strong Sad enters}

STRONG SAD: According to my research, Strong Bad, you're actually a wrestlecreature.

STRONG BAD: What?! Well at least I'm not a... elephant. An elephant.

STRONG SAD: I'm not an elephant!

STRONG BAD: Oh yeah. Sorry, rhinoman.

{Strong Mad enters}

STRONG MAD: I'M A WRESTLEMAN! I HAVE A FACE!

STRONG BAD: Oh, look who's arrived. It's Mister-No-Head

STRONG MAD: AT LEAST I HAVE FINGERS!

{Homestar Runner enters}

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Hey guys. What's going on?

STRONG BAD: We're trying to figure out what we are. Also, get out of my house.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Oh, I think I'm a salamander or something.

STRONG SAD: What? Homestar, salamanders usually have four limbs.

STRONG BAD: I'd say you're definitely a... paininthebutt.

HOMESTAR RUNNER: Ohhh, right, right. And Marzipan's a broom.

STRONG SAD: And The Cheat is a cow, right Homestar?

{The Cheat enters}

THE CHEAT: {angry The Cheat noises}

STRONG SAD: Oh... hey, The Cheat.

STRONG MAD: THE CHEAT IS NOT A COW!

{Strong Mad punches Strong Sad}

STRONG SAD: Ow!

{Strong Bad sniggers. Coach Z enters}

COACH Z: I'm part squid!

STRONG BAD: Ugh, let's just get the King of Town in here too and—

{The King of Town enters}

KING OF TOWN: I heard there was a rad party going on down here. Oh, and I'm a royal hair monster.

STRONG BAD: AIHEFEIN! NFOENFO!

COACH Z: What would you fellas say Bubsy is?

STRONG MAD: PART BLUEBERRY! PART ORANGE!

STRONG SAD: Homsar is definitely a failed Homestar of some sort, and the Poopsmith is a... Poopsmith.

THE CHEAT {questioning The Cheat noises}

STRONG BAD: Oh, Pom Pom is definitely a living exercise ball. You know, the kind people sit on when they play video games? I had one of those once.

STRONG MAD: BALLY WAS MY FIRST FRIEND!

STRONG BAD: Okay, now that we've got that cleared up... Get outta my house! {Strong Mad throws the King of Town out of the room} Get outta my house! {Strong Mad throws Coach Z out of the room} Get outta my house! {Strong Mad throws Homestar out of the room} Get outta my house! {Strong Mad throws Strong Sad out of the room}

{Strong Sad comes back in}

STRONG SAD: Hey! I live here too!

STRONG MAD: THIS IS THE NO ELEPHANTS CLUB!

STRONG SAD: {dejected} Oh... I'll be in my room, I guess.