100 Fanfics/Choices

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Homestar opened his wardrobe and peered inside. Choosing his clothes for the day was always a chore. He pulled two shirts off their hangers and compared them. He furrowed his brow.

"Hmm..."

The one that was mostly red, or the one with the white star? He looked back at the red shirt.

"I know!" said Homestar suddenly, picking up a pointer. "Eeny meeny miney... um... miney..."

The phone rang and Homestar was jolted out of his thoughts. He didn't move, though. It was probably just Marzipan again. Whatever he was doing was far more important that... What was he doing again? Oh yeah. Choosing between the star shirt and the shirt star. It didn't get more important than that.

"Uh..."

Homestar stared at his shirts for a full hour. Then he gave up and started searching for his pants.

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