100 Fanfics/Breakfast

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The house was quiet. Strong Sad approached the kitchen door and checked it for booby traps before entering the room. It was too early in the morning for Strong Bad to be up, but it didn't hurt to be careful. Strong Bad seemed to be going out of his way to make Strong Sad miserable these days.

Strong Sad made his breakfast and checked his chair for booby traps. Satisfied, he sat down, took a sip of orange juice, and spat it out almost immediately. It tasted horrible.

"Strong Bad, did you spike my drink again?" he called, knowing that his brother had to be somewhere nearby.

"No," said Strong Bad, from the pantry. "I mean... Crap!"

Strong Sad inspected his toast, wishing he didn't have to go through this each and every morning. If it wasn't Strong Bad spiking his drink, it was Strong Bad smearing toothpaste in his eyes, or Strong Bad kicking The Cheat into him. He was sick of Strong Bad. He wanted—

Strong Sad was jolted from his thoughts when he was knocked face first into his breakfast. He looked around at Strong Bad, who'd come up behind him and pushed him.

"Don't you have anything better to do?" snapped Strong Sad.

Strong Bad considered the question. "Uh... No."

Strong Sad was so sick of this.

"I'm moving out," he said, on a whim.

Strong Bad laughed.

"I mean it this time!" insisted Strong Sad. "I'm tired of you pushing me around!"

He stood up and did his best to glare at Strong Bad, though he didn't really have the right kind of face.

"Oh," said Strong Bad. He rubbed the back of his head. "Took you long enough. What's a guy gotta do to get you to take a hint around here?"

Strong Sad groaned loudly and walked out the door.

"Don't forget to cancel your subscription to Nerdular Nerdance!" Strong Bad called after him. He indicated the puddle of orange juice that Strong Sad had spat onto the floor. "And clean this mess up!"

(Part 2)

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